The Shortest Short Stories Ever: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

By Spectra16

A/N: I'm running out of ideas! HELP! SOS! Oh yeah, and for an update, I'm on the fifth Potter book. Order of the Phoenix. Yeah. So far, Harry's been doing a lot of bitching. Stupid git.

Also, I was told that I was spelling Voldemort wrong. Sorry. Nasty old habit. I say it VoldeRmort, so I constantly write it that way. Bad Anna. lightly smacks my face

Disclaimer: Wow. Everyone go to . I am Andrew Pant's droid.

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Chapter Eleven: What Would Draco Do For A Klondike Bar?

Draco strutted late into Potions class and eyed Harry, as usual. He sat down next to Crabbe and setup his cauldron. Nothing out of the ordinary happened.

"Mr. Potter! Ten points from Gryffindor for making Draco late!" Snape, the Potions Master, grumbled. Harry rolled his eyes, but didn't look at Snape. Snape leaned over him.

"Ten points from Gryffindor for rolling your eyes!" Snape pointed to him. The rest of the Gryffindors in the class really didn't care anymore. Harry didn't do anything this time.

"Ten points from Gryffindor because Harry is breathing too loud!" Snape broke down in evil laughter that he had been holding in for a VERY long time. Draco raised his hand. Snape regained composure and pointed at him.

"Yes, Mr. Malfoy?" Snape asked inquisitively.

"I don't think it's fair that you take points off because Harry is breathing. It's really your fault that he is. You're the one that betrayed Voldemort! It's your fault Harry isn't dead!" Draco said without any filching or remorse. Snape turned bright red.

"I'm going to pretend you never said that," Snape almost looked like he had been dumped. He walked away and started his lecture.

"Why did you stand up for Potter?" Crabbed asked, as if Malfoy was crazy.

"I was promised a Klondike bar. Duh. I love Klondike bars! They make me want to sing!" Malfoy sang in a falsetto voice to a Gwen Stefani song. "If I was a rich girl, na na na na na na! See I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl! Think what that money could bring, I'd buy everything."