Chapter One
As the sun started to hide behind the clouds, which were getting darker by the second, Peach felt like it was time to go back inside. She turned her head towards Mario's pad, and heard his loud snoring from his bed, and she giggled to herself. The snoring itself actually caused the monsters in Mushroom way to become destructive and attack all who passed. Peach lifted herself up from the ground, looked at her arrangement of pretty flowers, and started making her way to the pad.
Bowser: No, Goomba, you're heading the wrong way! No No, you push down to go up, idiot!
Peach saw Bowser's Koopa Kart swarming in the air, and heading right towards her. She started rushing towards the pad.
Goomba: Sorry master. I'm new to this!
Bowser: Sorry isn't good enough! How am I ever going to reach Peach now?
A dejected, defeated man, Bowser took control of the wheel, and with one beautiful swoop, he brought himself up from the ground, and straight up.
Bowser: We barely have enough juice to make it back to the keep. Looks like we'll have to make the trip tomorrow, and it's all YOUR FAULT!
Goomba's usually straight face went down to a frown as he heard that from Bowser. Saddened, he leaned against the back of the Koopa Kart, only to suddenly squirm up.
Goomba: BOWSER! I like the padding on your Kart!
Bowser: That's not padding you idiot! That's just Princess Peach.
Goomba looked back and saw her.
Goomba: BOWSER! … my bad.
Bowser: Well, we can always get her to--- wait, that's Princess Peach right?
Goomba: Yeah? So what? I don't understand.
Bowser looked at her body. She was knocked out by the impact of the Kart, and she lay there on the ground of the Koopa Kart with her rich blonde hair waving in the wind.
Bowser: Looks like we won't have to go on that trip tomorrow, buddy! We have THE Princess Peach!
Bowser started to get teary eyed from looking back at her in between driving the Kart.
Bowser: C'mon Goombs. I'm taking you out for chocolate covered shells with a Koopa sundae!
Goomba's face lit up, and Bowser's stayed the same: completely overjoyed. He couldn't help but look back at the knocked out Peach over and over again. It gave both of them a sense of accomplishment, and relief that Mario isn't out chasing after them. The Kart turned around, and they started whizzing towards Rose Town to get their after kidnapping meal. On the way to Rose Town, the Kart bumped into Mario's Pad, but both Goomba and Bowser were too busy dancing around to notice.
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Exor: When will we strike Master?
In a more twisted world, with metal creatures everywhere, rested Smithy's crew. The sky was always dark, and they got happiness by invading other areas and taking over. Behind Exor stood a mass array of villains. And in front of him…
Smithy: Hahah…hahahah…hahaha…haha…ACHATATATATATA!
Exor: Yes, yes, indeed. Haha…
Smithy: SILENCE! We will attack when we can make the most commotion! We need to send the message of Smithy! We need people to FEEL the wrath of my gang and me.
Exor: Yes. Besides, the pizza man isn't even here yet.
Smithy: Exactly. We can't attack on empty stomachs.
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The impact on Mario's house was devasting. A hole in his perfectly built home, as well as tons of pictures and objects hung on the wall knocked down. Mario, still, lay in the bed sleeping.
The Koopa Kart, meanwhile, had already flown quite a distance, and since Bowser forgot there was little energy left in it, the Kart collapsed at the entrance of Rose Town. The residents were asleep, and now, the sky was pitch black. Everything was closed, except for one store.
Goomba: There it is!
Goomba nudged his head in the direction of the "All Night Restaurant". Both Goomba and Bowser hopped out of the Kart, leaving Peach lying there. Despite the crash, the town was unaffected.
Bowser: You know. I've always dreamt about celebrating after kidnapping Peach. It would be great, but always, she would either sneak away or get saved by Mario. That's what really brought me down.
Goomba: Yeah, thank goodness that won't happen today.
Both reached the restaurant, and began chowing down. The owner was willing to pay free after being asked if he wanted to accept the money and also a spike jammed into his head. Just as Goomba was finishing up his meal, both him and Bowser still laughing, a lone arrow hit Goomba.
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Bowyer: Kyahahaha! Hit him good I did indeed.
At the table, all of Smithy's crew was gathered around, chowing down on their pre-destroying the Earth pizza.
Smithy: Bowyer! Not yet you meddling fool!
Bowyer: Kyahaha! Made a statement I definetly did!
Axem Red: Sit
Axem Black: Down
Axem Green: And
Axem Pink: Eat
Axem Yellow: Your
Megazord: PIIZZA!
Axem Yellow: MMM, Pizza.
Smithy: Well said Axem Rangers. We shall invade when a certain someone makes it back to his keep. Hehe… ACHATATATATATA!
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Goomba: I can't move! I can't move! HELP ME BOWSER! HELP ME! I WANT MY GOOMAMAMY! I WANT MY GOOMAMAMY!
Bowser looked at his buddy with a shocked expression on his usually evil face.
Bowser: Besides the fact that you can't move, you've got an arrow lodged in your head kid!
Goomba: AHHH! GET IT OUT BOWSER!
Bowser placed his hand on his chin, stroking his invisible goatee. Goomba's screaming was starting to wake up the residents of Rose Town.
Bowser: First of all, Goomba. It looks pretty cool. And second, all you need is a couple of roller-skates and you can get around anywhere. Can you move your foot? Even slightly?
Goomba started to wiggle his foot.
Goomba: Yeah, sorta; but nothing else!
Bowser: Peeeeerfect! I'll be right back!
As Goomba watched from inside the restaurant, the exact same spot from where the arrow pierced the glass ceiling, and hit Goomba, he saw Bowser tiptoeing to the Kart. About five minutes later, he saw Bowser emerge with some Roller-skates, and a very annoyed expression on his face. He brought the skates to Goomba and then put them on him.
Bowser: Goomba, she's---
Goomba: Oh man this is so cool! Can I be called SpikedSkaterGoombs?
Bowser: Sure kid, but look---
SpikedSkaterGoombs: And can I get my own boss theme?
Bowser: Sure, knock yourself out kid, but listen, Peach has---
SpikedSkaterGoombs: And can they face me in multiple battles?
Bowser: LISTENN!
SpikedSkaterGoombs: Hey, Bowser, why are you crying?
Bowser: PEACH IS GONE! WE WERE CELEBRATING TOO LONG!
SpikedSkaterGoombs:….
Bowser:….
SpikedSkaterGoombs: Maybe we should---
Bowser: Get her?
SpikedSkaterGoombs: Yeah.
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Yeah, definetly corny, I know. But this game is so good that I didn't want to totally change everything. I was actually contemplating making a "rewrite" with Mario is a drug addict, Mallow an emo child, Geno as a psychotic, Bowser, a perv, and Peach an Airhead (which she is), but I decided to go with the whole cutesy-humour thing.
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Disclaimer- I don't own Mario, SE, or all that crap.