Both Bowser and Goomb---er, SpikedSkaterGoombs ran towards the Kart.
Bowser: Wait, we're out of gas! Is there a gas station nearby?
SpikedSkaterGoombs: Perhaps. But how did she escape anyways?
Right as he said that, Rose Town's Old Geezer popped up behind them.
Bowser: Gah, who are you!
Old Geezer: Never mind that, young chap. Your apprentice's question can be answered. According to my calculations, the damage that Princess Peach took from the attack of your Kart put her in a "Knocked Out" state for about one hour. She regained consciousness while you and your friend were gone, and was barely able to escape. She could've, at most, gotten a kilometer away.
Bowser: And could you direct us to a gas station anywhere close?
Old Geezer pointed his beard in the direction of the small gas station in the corner of Rose Town.
SpikedSkaterGoombs: Wow, I guess there are two late night places over here.
Bowser: Yeah, well, we'd better hurry. Thanks for the help Geezer; it might not be much, but take this.
Bowser handed the Old Geezer some fertilizer, and both him and SpikedSkaterGoombs headed for the gas station.
Old Geezer: F…fff…fert….ferti…fertilizer? Is this the sacred fertilizer? Thefertilizerthatmygrandpaandgreatgrandpatoldmeaboutinstoriesinmybackyard,andmybrotheralwaysantedandhahaibeathimIgotthefertilizerandIcanusethisohmygodontheplantandittwillreachtheskiesandpiercethecloudsandohmygodtheferilizer!
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Back in the factory, Smithy was leading a meeting. Axem Yellow was still hogging out on the remaining pieces of pizza, and the leftover crusts at the table while Smithy was delivering a speech.
Smithy: Only a few more minutes, my crew. A few more minutes and we will enter a whole new world! A world that we can take over in a blink of an eye. We can transform it into a machine kingdom! We can try all of their unique tastes, and claim them for ourselves! We can take all of their inventions and claim them as our own as well! We can steal the Krabby Patty secret formula!
Boomer: Uh, sir?
Smithy: Sorry… too much Spongebob. Anyways: most important of all, we can take their race, and wipe it out! Hahahaha!
Countdown: I can't wait, Smithy! I can't wait; let's invade now!
Smithy: Patience Countdown!
Dingaling started ringing violently.
Dingaling: Time is now 11:24. 6 minutes to Earth invasion.
Exor: See, Countdown? Why can't you be more like your brother, Dingaling?
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After getting the Kart filled up, Bowser quickly took the wheel and him and SpikedSkaterGoombs flew off into the air without any problems, despite all the times they crashed. After traveling for five minutes, and passing through many areas, SpikedSkaterGoombs was able to spot her.
SpikedSkaterGoombs: There she is!
Bowser swooped the Kart down and picked up what looked to be Princess Peach, but was actually Daisy.
Princess Daisy: I need a BIG favor from you guys. I left Sarasaland and now they won't let me pass the world border back into it. Plus, I'm 300,000 dollars in debt!
Bowser sighed and pushed her off as she landed on a trampoline, which sent her flying into the middle of nowhere.
Princess Daisy: I'm going to Sarasaland, riiiiiight!
Bowser: About a 50/50 chance!
Bowser yelled that back as she went out of sight. SpikedSkaterGoombs shrugged.
Bowser: Don't make that kind of mistake again!
SpikedSkaterGoombs: Sorry sir. But it's pitch black outside and it's really hard to find…. HER!
Bowser: What!
SpikedSkaterGoombs nudged his head in the direction of Mario's Pad, where both of them saw Peach desperately crawling back to Mario, shouting his name. Mario was not awoken.
SpikedSkaterGoombs: There! There! There!
SpikedSkaterGoombs kept screaming that and keep pointing his head in that direction until his roller-skates pushed him so forward that he fell off the Koopa Kart, and started plummeting into the ground.
Bowser: Aww geez, you keep getting yourself hurt, kid! Why'd I let you join the Koopa Troop anyways?
Bowser got rid of his thoughts, and through the fog of the night, maneuvered the Koopa Kart down towards Mario's pad. Even from all the commotion and Peach's cries, Mario wasn't waking up.
Bowser: I could scoop her in, but she's about to make it into the pad…
Just as Peach was about to make it into the door, SpikedSkaterGoombs landed head first, but it was the spike that hit the ground. Peach shrieked louder than she ever had before.
SpikedSkaterGoombs: Man, this arrow saved my life!
Bowser took control of this situation and tried to scoop both of them in, just as SpikedSkaterGoombs freed his head (arrow) from the ground. As he did, Bowser went straight down, then curved up again to get both Peach and SpikedSkaterGoombs into the Kart. It didn't exactly work out this way. The Kart hit Peach's head, knocking her out again, and although he did scoop both of them in, he took in a lot of dirt, ground, and rocks too, and crashed into Mario's house.
Bowser: Woohoo! We got her back! I think I'm going to cry!
As they flew off, a few of the rocks fell down and hit Mario right in the head. They didn't wake him up. Then, suddenly, he heard the sound of a mosquito buzzing around his room, and he suddenly jolted up.
Mario: What the… hey-a, vere's a Peacha?
Mario looked through the hole in his roof to just barely make out the Koopa Kart escaping and Bowser and SpikedSkaterGoombs jumping around the Kart.
Mario: Gah… so long ze Bowser!
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Mario yelled out those words like his battle cry, and jumped out of his house and ran through the night. Mario sprinted right behind the Koopa Kart above him, and he knew right away that Bowser was heading for the Keep.
Yaridovich: We have just received word, Smithy, that Bowser and Mario are going to make it to the keep momentarily.
Yaridovich was split into six people, as Smithy ordered them to, and after Smithy's speech, all his gang did was sit around and wait.
Countdown: Oh thank goodness!
Dingaling: It is 11:30. Time for Meteor…err… time to invade Earth.
Smithy: Well then Exor, it's time for you and me to strike. You know what to do!
Exor: Of course! I pierce through the Star Road and send all of them scattered across the world except for one. Then, I hit the Keep and make a portal from our Factory to the world. Then, whomever steps up to the challenge, can try to gather the Star Pieces, which will be, will probably be reached by our crew earlier, and when we encounter whoever wants to be a "superhero", we can destroy them!
Smithy: Peeerfect!
Smelter: I brush my teeth everyday! Anyways, why don't we just take all the Stars from Star Road earlier instead of scattering them and letting our crew seek them out?
Exor: You need really good aim for that stuff.
Smithy: Yeah. There's only like, maybe, two giant swords in the whole world that could like pull that off.
Exor: Yeah, it needs tons of practice, but hey, I'm getting there.
Smithy: Yes, you're definitely improving.
Exor: Okay, so now I should—
Smithy: Yeah, definitely, attack them.
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Bowser: We're just about to make it… Yes, we made it in! A successful kidnapping!
SpikedSkaterGoombs: Yeah! We'd better put on some pretty heavy security, Hmm?
Bowser: No… I feel like I can take him.
SpikedSkaterGoombs: Isn't that what you said the other eleven attempts?
Bowser: Grr… you…. Fine!
As both of them lowered the Koopa Kart into Bowser's room, located in the depths of the castle, Princess Peach started to stir.
SpikedSkaterGoombs: So, how are your kids doing?
Bowser: Well, Bowser Jr. is still a youngen' and I ain't getting him involved into fighting yet, but he'll get there. My son Lemmy just recently bought some land and built an area called "Lemmy's Land" on it, Iggy Koopa---
Peach: Bowser! Why can't you leave me alone!
Bowser and SpikedSkaterGoombs both immediately jolted as Princess Peach regained consciousness for the second time. The Koopa Kart had reached the ground.
Bowser: I can't help it! You're stuck in my mind all day! My kids need a mother, and well…
Peach: That's gross!
Bowser: Don't you understand? I need a happy family, but lately, my kids haven't gotten that. I feel like if I don't give this to them, they would've lived an incomplete life.
SpikedSkaterGoombs looked towards Peach, who still had an angry expression on her face.
Bowser: Don't you understand? This is more than just some stupid evil plot! I care about my kids!
Peach: I'm barely eighteen! Teen sensation!
Bowser: Gah, I forgot you're in an airhead. Well, forget it, you'll GET accustomed after I destroy Mario!
At this right exact moment, Mario stepped into the room. SpikedSkaterGoombs tied up Peach from behind using his roller-skates (somehow), as she started squirming, and Bowser gave Mario a glare.
Bowser: YOU! How did you get passed the Koopa Troops!
Mario: It was-a easy! They had-a very little HP!
Bowser: Very well then. C'mon SpikedSkaterGoombs, I'm sure you'd work great as a weapon.
SpikedSkaterGoombs: I bet I would!
Bowser and SpikedSkaterGoombs (holding Peach) climbed up onto the Chandelier, and SpikedSkaterGoombs tied Peach to it (again with the roller-skates).
Peach: This is, like really dangerous!
Bowser stared down at Mario.
Bowser: Come up here you coward! And I'll finish you off!
Bowser grabbed SpikedSkaterGoombs and held him in his arms, pointing him forward, as a weapon.
Mario: You-a calla me-a coward? I show you!
Mario jumped onto the Chandelier right beside Bowser's, and both stared each other down, ready to battle.
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