Sorry it took me a while to write this. When I write a fic I usually get the power to write it by playing the game or reading the book its based off of. Since I've beaten the thousand year door, I kinda lost interest, and have been playing a lot more Animal Crossing. If only I could get my hands on a copy of The first Paper Mario… but I never got an N64... I started liking games at around the end of that generation. Even thought I did get a Playstation(Blek!). You see I always loved Nintendo. My bro had an SNES, and I would watch him play Super Mario World. One of my all time faves. You see I didn't really notice the fith generation systems (N64, Saturn, Playstation) until 2000 when I was 7. By then… it was too late… Anyway I'm just rambling… The moral of the story: If you want to get something. Nag to your parents until they give in… That's how I got my Gamecube… and DS…and Gameboy Advance SP…and Gameboy Color…and my…well you get it. All this time I'm laded with Nintendo crap. When I won't even touch Xbox… and my Playstation…well…I forget what happened to that…

Somewhere in a used game store.

All Gamecubes are sold out, and in the corner, is a lone playstaion full of dust. The moral of this story: SONY SUCKS!

I don't own Luigi or any other characters from paper Mario. They are all trade marks of Nintendo. Harry Potter is a Trademark of J.K. Rowling, and Young Frankenstein… Mel Brooks? I don't own the Wii, Gameboy Adveace SP, DS, Gamecube, or Gameboy Color. They are Nintendo's. And I don't Own Xbox or Playstation... thank god.

CHAPTER THREE:

Rumblebump Volcano

Luigi finally stepped down on land. It'd been a while. He looked back and saw a black cloud blocking everything from view. Poor Sinport the smog was that bad. Luigi looked up. He saw a giant castle. But it was up a large cliff. It would take at least a day to climb. A hot air balloon could take him up there, but the service was closed for the night. So, rather than ruin his manicure, he decided to stop at the inn for the night.

The next morning he paid the hot air balloon driver to take him to the castle. It would have been glorious if Luigi hadn't been afraid of heights. A five minute trip was turned into twenty. And when they made it to the top. He was tired again. So he staid at another inn.

The next morning he finally arrived at the castle, but had gotten into a bunch of battles. His HP was 3 out of 10 with 74 star points.

At the door of the castle stood the Toad maid(who resembles Todette). Who was showing people inside. Luigi was stunned at the size of the castle, it was two times bigger than the Mushroom Kingdom's. The door knockers were even bigger than Luigi!

"What big knockers!" Luigi said, staring at the door.

"Thank you!" The maid said. "No one ever said you were so flattering! Come on in."

"Uh… right."

The inside was even bigger. The entrance room had marble floor. Doors on the West and East sides of the room. And a giant staircase to the North. (Resembling the entrance hall of Hogwarts, in Harry Potter.) A staircase that big is ridiculous! They should install an escalator!

"Sorry about the flight of stairs. We haven't finished installing the escalator yet…" The maid said. Just my luck!

Luigi finally made it to the East Tower, where Crepe was. The room was bright and full book shelves. In the middle of the room was a desk, behind it, a huge chair. In the chair was a morbidly obese man with a black beard resembling Grodus'. He wore a fur coat, and had a huge crown on his head. This man was Crepe.

"Thank you for answering my distress call, Luigi. I didn't think anyone would show." Crepe said.

"So… where is this giant Koopa that kidnapped the princess?" Luigi asked, assuming the bad guy would be like Bowser.

"Well… I suppose I should tell you the sad tale. You see, it was a while ago that it happened. Well… The king of this land used to be named King Chestnut. But you see, one day his soul became corrupt. He left our kingdom behind. Leaving his daughter, Éclair to rule this land. Sadly, a few days ago Éclair was kidnapped by her father. Until we can rescue her, I, Minister Crepe have taken the title as king."

"So… is this guy strong?" A quivering Luigi asked.

"So strong… Its like his powers are demonic! But you can beat him! First you must use our greatest artifact to find the princess. It is… The Marvelous Compass!" Crepe pulled out a circular object, with a pointer in the middle. "This is the compass base. It already contains the first piece which is the center with the pointer. It will magically take you to what you desire. Just think it. But you must be pure of heart to use it. It also gives you special powers. The more pieces you have, the more special moves you can perform. There are eight all together I believe they are called: Sweet Snack, Seismic Wave, Power Boost, Freeze Frame, Paint Beam, Smorgasbord, Finale, and Big Bang. They are all quite powerful." Luigi took the compass and observed it. "It's pointing to Rumblebump Volcano!"

Luigi felt as if he was then thrown out and forced to go to some stupid Volcano…well… he was…"

Luigi treaded through the harsh wilderness. The jungle was fierce. And he forgot to bring bug repellent. After four days he'd wished he would have never come here. What was I thinking… I must have been pretty tired! Luigi jumped when he heard the noise. He turned around and saw a poisonous Piranha Plant.

Meanwhile in some village:

"WHAaAaAaAaAaAaA!" Everyone herd the scream, including a very curious Blooper. He rushed into the jungle to find who had screamed. He finally came across a Piranha Plant trying to eat someone.

"Piercing Torpedo!" the Blooper jumped on his stomach and started spinning. With one powerful blow, the Piranha Plant died, but to make it kid friendly… he turned to smoke. The audience cheered for the Blooper, who earned 52 Star Points. But Luigi, took credit and got to level up. He now had 15 HP! "Are you okay?" The Blooper asked.

"I'm fine! I got caught on purpose… you know… it was a trap… I'm part bob-om…" Luigi lied. "So who are you anyway?"

"Names Blooey, and where I come from I'm called the Blue Torpedo. Cause of my speed.

"Names Luigi, I'm the Legendary Super Mario Brother, of the Mushroom Kingdom!"

"I thought Mario wore red."

"I'm Luigi, my last name is Mario!"

"Oh… Then that means Mario's name is…"

"Mario Mario…yeah. Anyway I like your speed! Wanna join me to save the princess?"

"Sure! But keep me away from fire… That's kinda my week spot…"

"Oh you wont get burned, I promise!"

The duo entered the giant dungeon at the entrance of the volcano. It was littered with traps. Like giant boulders. And pit falls. Luigi and Blooey finally entered a strange dark rook with a giant monstrous statue stood. It had a red gem on its head. An obvious weak point. Mario and Blooey used a restoration block to heal all their injuries. Luigi had 20 HP 15 FP and 3 BP. He only had one badge so he didn't find Badge Points necessary quite yet. Luigi equipped his only badge (Power Smash, Takes 2 FP and doubles normal hammer damage.) and saved.

The duo walked up to the statue. Luigi tapped it. It started to shake, the eyes opened up. And it stepped off its platform. "WHO DARES DESTURB THE ANCIENT RESTING PLACE OF THE COMPASS PIECE?" The giant statue bellowed.

"I'll just look him up… lets see. Demonic Golem: He's the guardian of the compass piece. He'll try and squash us. HP is 50 defense is… 150!"

"I'll bet that gem is the week spot. Blooper Cannon!" Blooey launched into the air. Direct hit. Blooey did this three more times. The Monster wouldn't let up. He only had had 3 HP now, but he ate Luigi's audience, maxing his HP out. "Well there goes our "E" rating…" Blooey turned to Luigi who was quivering. "Huh… don't worry I'll…what the? The Blooper started to panic when a totally berserk Luigi grabbed Blooey.

"Do something already!" He screamed throwing Blooey right into the beast. The two both fell into a pit of lava.

"Luigi! Help! I-I-I'm dying! I'm gonna be calamari well done!"

"Mmm… seafood." Luigi fantasized.

The two entered the next room (Blooey got himself out.) The next compass piece was there. Luigi took it, and his next path was set.

Meanwhile…

A beautiful girl looked out the window of Hatesong Tower. She sighed and felt a tear drop down her cheek. Where are you my hero? Where? Suddenly the door opened. Curious, the girl walked out and down the hall to a room with a huge computer.

"You must be Princess Éclair. I… wanted to see what you looked like…"

"Who are you…?" Éclair asked.

"I am M.E.C.H. The computers intelligence. I shouldn't do this… but I have resion to believe a man named Luigi is on his way. He has the Compass pieces. Perhaps you can try to contact him through your piece." MECH said.

"Right! Well," Éclair removed her tiara and looked at the compass piece on it she then spoke. "Luigi can you hear me?" No response.

"Perhaps he hasn't collected enough pieces yet."

"Perhaps… why would you help me."

"I cannot compute the answer too that question."

Meanwhile…

"Look Wario! The paper is talkin bout this new 'hero' Luigi. Isn't he my positive?" Waluigi asked.

"Yeah. And he's rescuing a princess! Which means she'll be loaded with gold! Lets find her and take her gold!" Wario exclaimed. And thus the duo left, to catch Luigi.

Reference corner:

"What big knockers!" Luigi said, staring at the door.

"Thank you!" The maid said.: A scene like that happened in Young Frankenstein. A classic!

If you haven't noticed yet. This is supposed to be the game. With save blocks and audiences. I'm trying to be a bit retro with the fic. By the way, for people who don't know

BP: Badge Points or: How many special attacks you can have.

FP: Flower Points: How many special attacks you can do

HP: Health duh

The Wii corner: Since I love Nintendo so much, I want Them to get good sales, so… I'm gonna explain why the Wii is better than Xbox or Playstation.

Nintendo has finally told what game system games you can download for the Wii! You can download games for: NES, SNES, N64, Genesis, Turbo Graffix. Not every game will be for sale. An exception for the turbo graffix cuz it had like five games for it. The games will cost about 4-9$ (State Side). That's Nucking Futs! The Wiivolution has started! Whoa… bad pun…