The Shortest Short Stories Ever: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
By Spectra16
A/N: Hello everyone! I hate to self advertise (I think I already have), but I wrote a crossover fic about Prisoner of Azkaban. Please read it. It's called "A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover and the Prisoner of the Arctic Incident". It has Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, and Lemony Snicket in it. Even if you haven't read those books, I try to explain what's happened so far, so that everyone can understand it. I've very proud of it so far. It's 70 pages as of today. I'm quite pleased with myself.
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Chapter Twenty-four: What Would Rita Skeeter Do For A Klondike Bar?
Rita Skeeter, prize reporter of the Daily Prophet, was reporting on a man that claimed to have been raised by kangaroos.
"Well, once I was old enough to realize that I was human, and not a kangeroo, I went searching for my own kind. Unfortunately, some dingos came and started eating me alive. Fortunately, a bear chased them off. Unfortunately, the reason why was because he wanted to eat me-" Rita interrupted the man, from taking notes.
"OW!" She howled.
"What? What?" The man asked nervously, seeing that Rita was clutching her hand.
"I got a cramp!" She wailed. He seemed puzzled.
"Don't you have a Quick Quotes Quill that will do the work for you? I heard that-" She interrupted him again.
"I know! But I was promised a Klondike bar if I wrote without magic! OH MY GOD IS THAT A CALLUS! NO! Not my freshly manicured hands! I'll look like a cotton picker by the end of the day! This sucks!" She complained, instead of interviewing the man raised by kangaroos.