The Shortest Short Stories Ever: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
By Spectra16
A/N: WOO! I finished my Arty/Harry/Lemony crossover! YAY! I'm continuing the series though, because I'm an ultra nerd. Very seriously, that story is 54,000 words. I printed it in point 8 font and the packet is beyond stapling. Anyways, (cough) I'm not advertising at all. Nope. In addition, for those of you who want to know who's handing out all of these Klondike bars, the answer is coming soon!
Has anyone ever read Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody? It's pretty low quality writing. I mean, even I could do a better parody than that! DISS! Yeah. Maybe it gets better. But so far, there has been countless dumb jokes and Harry doing weed in a pipe. Yes, low quality is right.
WARNING TO FLAKY READERS: This chapter makes fun of Ginny and Tom Riddle's Diary. Please do not flame me. You have been warned.
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Chapter Twenty-six: What Would Ginny Do For A Klondike Bar?
So, Ginny went on her daily stroll around the Forbidden Forest. Since it was forbidden, she never actually went in. But on this particular day, she came across a strange, hooded man with a leather book.
"Hello," she greeted him. He nodded her off and handed the book to her.
"What is this?" She asked.
"It's a diary. If you write in it, I will personally give you a Klondike bar," He snickered evilly, but obviously, Ginny ignored this. She smiled at him and held the leather binding closely to her chest.
"Okay!" She ran up to the Gryffindor common room to write her first entry.
Dear Diary,
Today, Harry told me about defeating the Dark Lord. I think he's faking it. Also, I got good marks in Potions and Divinations! Yay! (little hearts are drawn) I think that Draco Malfoy boy is a smelly tart. Harry is so hot. I have a crush on every boy. Today, I tripped on Neville's wand and looked like an idiot in front of everyone.
Wtf? Who's writing in my journal? I'm Tom Riddle. Wanna be my best friend?
Sweet. The journal talks back to me! I doubt it has anything to do with dark magic! Will you be my friend Tom Riddle?
Yes. Just let me get my hand out of my ass first.
Oh, Tommy! You're so funny!