The Shortest Short Stories Ever: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
By Spectra16
A/N: This chapter is kind of strange. Just for the story effect, I'm not going to say who did this insane act for a Klondike bar. Truthfully, it could've been anyone.
Sirius: Like me?
A/N: No, not like you.
Disclaimer: I don't own the empty souls in this chapter.
A/N: Stop being so emo!
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Chapter Twenty-nine: What Would Anyone Do For A Klondike Bar?
Snape had Draco by the wrist, almost dragging him to the Great Hall. There was a look in his eyes that was usually reserved for Potter. Draco wasn't particularly caring about what someone had done to him. It was all a good joke, and at the same time, it wasn't. He didn't know what he had never thought of doing something like this to Pansy or Goyle.
Snape burst through the doors, and almost everyone who was eating breakfast was looking at him. He stormed, cape flowing, towards Dumbledore at the head table, sitting next to Minerva and Reubus. Dumbldore wasn't fazed by any of this. In fact, Snape usually made this kind of imposing entrance into the Great Hall in the morning. The only person who was still intimidated by this was Neville, and even now, his fears were fleeting.
Snape yanked on Draco's sleeve, revealing a black symbol, the skull with a snake coming out of it's mouth. Neither the snake or the skull were drawn very well. In fact, the snake was just a long looking tube with a smiley face on the head. Dumbledore stifled a giggle just as he saw it. Snape ignored Dumbledore's snort.
"One of the students thought it would be funny to draw the Dark Mark on Draco's arm last night!" Snape bellowed. By now, most of the students had quietly left their seats to look at it. Seamus took a picture of it with the camera he hadn't used since second year. Hermione, Ron, and Harry were on the floor in stitches. Luna screeched with giggles. Even some Slytherins laughed. Snape was unfazed by this laughter. He spun around and glared at everyone in a collective pile. Everyone shut up immediately. Snape turned around to face Dumbldore.
"We should find out who did this immediately! These kinds of jokes, or any other jokes should not be allowed in Hogwarts!" Snape snapped. Draco covered his mouth, hiding a grin.
Somewhere, someone else grinned. A Klondike bar for this? It was basically, a win-win situation.