The Shortest Short Stories Ever: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
By Spectra16 (Thinks you should read her crossover)
A/N: I got this idea from a live journal icon once again. I feel bad that I steal this stuff. I've got an insane amount of icons. I don't even have a live journal. Ner. I'm not http advanced. Anyways, kudos to the people I get ideas from. Kudos to Sirius and Remus for being the hottest couple ever.
Dumbledore Is Not Dead DOT COM! I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT! Also, I've started a precursor to this story, called Harry Potter Bloopers. So far, so strange. I've also started the Semi Secret Diary Entries of Ginny Weasley to Tom Riddle, but I'm not so sure if I want to continue it. I've wanted to start more "Shortest Short Stories Ever" stories (like Tales from Behind the Veil and Lee Jordan Speaks Out, which I probably will start). Stay tuned!
PROBLEM: I know that somewhere, I missed a chapter or something. Once I find out which one it is, I'll post it in the wrong spot. Too bad. At least the rest will be in the right order.
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Chapter Thirty-One: What Would Goyle Do For A Klondike Bar?
In the darkness of the Slytherin common room, Goyle sat on a love seat, holding his right hand to his heart. Sometimes, being the bodyguard of a Malfoy caused so much pain, and agony. Poetry, sadness was what was left of Goyle. Life was no longer worth living. The rose of his beloved was crushed by a thousand 18-wheelers. This was the sort of thing that reduce you to putting your heart on your sleeve, and taking strange angled pictures of yourself with "scene-kid" hair and wearing poser/emo clothes.
"Hand me the gun, throw away the key. You try to make us what we can't be. I'll release your body-," Goyle was cut short by Draco and an equally confused Crabbe.
"What are you doing?" Draco's nasily voice broke. Goyle felt insulted.
"Angsting."
"Well stop it. It smells," Draco replied swiftly. Crabbe spoke up.
"Too true Draco."
"Shut up!" Draco turned and left to do some angsting of his own.
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A/N: SWEET DELIGHT! Next chapter is Alastor Moody! I heart Mad-eye!