The Shortest Short Stories Ever: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
By Spectra16 (Just what the apathetic ordered)
A/N: Hey everyone. I got a deviant art to put all of my icons I made in. It's under the same pen name I use here, Spectra16. I use it everywhere. Yes, everywhere. Anyways, I figured this character probably needed a chapter, since you know, she's the reason why everything is messed up. And soon, a Luna chapter will come. I don't know what to do for her yet, but I'll find something relatively funny. I love Lovegood.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. The Remus Lupins kick so much ass. What? I wasn't just shamelessly promoting for a man I've never met.
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Chapter Thirty-four: What Would Merope Gaunt Do For A Klondike Bar?
Maybe you don't recall her name. What she is infamous for succeeds her name completely. She is the Dark Lord's mother.
"Hey, Merope, look at him! He's so hot!" A dirty blonde girl giggled as they were carrying pales of water up to their cottages. The man she had been starring at wore very expensive Muggle clothing and seemed to be walking somewhere quickly. Merope, undoubtedly, had fallen in love immediately, but she was nothing more than a peasant girl. It was obvious to her that he'd never love her in return. Nothing could change that.
Days went by, and with every pale of water, she saw him walking.
"What's his name?" Merope asked. Her friend, Miranda, shrugged.
"He's a Riddle. Their family is not known to have been wizarding folk. I don't remember his first name," Miranda admitted. Merope sighed loudly. Miranda looked at her only friend diabolically.
"I dare you to slip him a love potion," She said mischievously. Merope looked up, utterly shocked at her friend.
"No! That would be horrible! He wouldn't really love me! The effects would wear off!" Merope protested, although the thought had crossed her mind.
"I double dog dare you!"
"No way!"
"Would you do it for a Klondike bar?"
And that was how the wizarding world was inadvertently fucked up. All because of a Klondike bar.