Mum let me floo to Alice's house after I finished cleaning this morning.
Note that Pet, the bridezilla, had to do NOTHING.
I am pissed.
I bruised my foot on a rock in Alice's garden. Frank was there too (of course) and he had taken Alice's wand to tease her.
It was pretty rich seeing Frank beat up by a witch less than half his size.
My bloody foot hurts like hell.
I'm utterly convinced that even though you weren't there, it was entirely your fault.
Everything always is.
If you were here right now you would be absolutely indignant because you would call me a baby for complaining about my foot and then you would complain about how I'm so mean to you because I always blame you for everything.
(Then why do you flirt with me constantly James Potter? Hm?)
A secret:
I always blame you for everything because I know it irritates you. It makes me laugh because you're so funny when you're irritated about it and it's payback for you always annoying me and your CONSTANT invasions of my personal space.
Ha!
Frank and Alice say we flirt a lot.
Are you kidding me!
…Do we?
I don't think we do.
Well, kind of.
Okay so we do.
Sometimes.
But honestly it's just us fighting and slapping. And then you asking me out to piss me off.
Two things:
Do you remember that day you and Sirius and Remus and Peter made all that blue goop fall from the ceiling during a Slug Club party?
We had to wait in the dungeons in the winter while professor Slughorn cleaned things up.
I had on a sweater but I was freezing. My hair had come part undone and I had a huge hank hanging in my face.
You looked at me all huddled over and cold and you raised your hand towards my face and gently as anything I have ever felt tucked my hair behind my ears just as I put my hand up to the do the same thing for myself and our fingers touched for just the briefest second.
Oh Merlin.
I swear that sounds like I like you.
Which I don't.
Bloody hell.
Also:
Do you remember when I lost my wand and you were standing by Dorcas and I asked you if you knew where it was?
You said McGonagall had found it and it was in her office and I was so relieved and I shouted "I LOVE YOU!" before running off in a mad hurry.
Halfway out of the common room it hit me and I turned around waving my hands and we both just looked at each other, extremely confused.
"NO!" I said. "NOT LIKE THAT!"
That was funny.
I swear I didn't mean to say that.
I can't believe I did.
-Lily