The Shortest Short Stories Ever: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
By Spectra16 (It was a dark and stormy night. . . I take a creative writing class.)
A/N: 35 chapters is definitely embarrassing. For those you who were smart and only read the chapters of the characters you like, please note my favorites, ones you may have missed. (In order by chapter number) Quirrel, Snape (1), Ron, Oliver Wood, Sirius Black, Trelawney, BONUS, Lockhart, Fred and George (1), Dobby, Cedric (what a hottie!), Penelope Clearwater, Lee Jordan, Neville, Ginny Weasley, Harry (2), Draco (2), anyone, and Moody! Everyone, tell me which one your favorite is! I want to know! You can only choose one!
Disclaimer: (snorts awake) Uhg? What? Oh yeah, I don't own this. (goes back to sleep)
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Chapter Thirty-five: What Would Professor Flitwick Do For A Klondike Bar?
Professor Flitwick grumbled about a rather obnoxious, blonde, sexy Slytherin student named Tom. Professor Flitwick grumbled about a pot smoking Hufflepuff student named Mike, whom thought it was appropriate to smoke during class. Professor Flitwick grumbled about a rather flirtatious Gryffindor girl named Ginny. In fact, Professor Flitwick grumbled about anyone other than the students in his house, Ravenclaw.
Of course, this was typical of any house leader teacher to be biased when it comes to their house students and other house students. Snape obvious was more susceptible to bad behavior from Slytherins than he was to Gryffindors. For instance, if a Slytherin slipped some coco-lax in Snape's pumpkin/blood juice, Snape would chuckle about it for two seconds and then give the student a detention. If a Gryffindor student did the same thing, there would be one less living student in the school.
McGonagall usually didn't take shit from anyone, but she was also more susceptible to forgiving Gryffindors over Slytherins. That other teacher who was house teacher of Hufflepuff was a mystery. In fact, whoever that teacher was hadn't been seen for 15 years, and no one seemed to mind at all. So we won't talk about her or him.
But Professor Flitwick usually didn't visibly show bias for any students. He'd often grumble silently or privately to himself, but never had he done anything like this.
Above his charms room was a large sign with red lettering that read, "Professor Flitwick is glad jumbucks like you don't get in Ravenclaw." Several students marveled at the professor's potty mouth. Collin took a picture. Slytherins laughed, but at the same time, felt insulted. Nameless Ravenclaws smiled and strutted around like something special.
The professor would've never done something like this without the temptation of a Klondike bar.