Charlie couldn't believe his eyes upon opening the menu.
"Uh...Larry..."the mathematician began.
"I can't decide between the eggs. bacon and spam or the eggs bacon, sausage and spam." the physicist looked pensive.
"Maybe you could have the spam, spam eggs, bacon, spam, sausage spam?" Charlie joked. He couldn't believe everything in the menu had spam!
"Maybe I could have something from the lunch menu" Larry mused, not really listening.
Charlie looked at the lunch menu, but to his disapointment everything had spam! Even the Beef Stragonov!
Just then, A waitress came, and greeted them. She looked to be older than the two men.
Charlie asked. "Woud it be possible to order something without Spam?"
"Well, shrimps and spam doesn't have alot of spam, you can just pick at it." she said, notepad, and pen in hand.
"Don't you like Spam, Charles?" Larry asked seriously, looking up from the menu.
"I'm uh...just used to eating it in a sandwhich" Charlie said lamely.
"You're in for a treat then!" the waitress beamed.
"Shrimps and spam it is" Charlie inwardly sighed, and told the waitress. This was the last time he was going to let Larry pick the restaurant.
The End
story inspired by spam sketch ;)