AN:
banana-hater: I know this is sort of lacking in any other content but Lily complaining about James right now. This is for two reasons.
A) It's summer and she hasn't seen him for a bit, therefore there isn't really much to record.
B) She's coming to terms with her feelings about him, and she's in quite a state of confusion. When she's writing to him, what she's really trying to do is work her feelings out on paper.
Therefore, once she comes to terms with her feelings or at least figures out something definite about what she's feeling, there will be more content. There will also be more content when she sees James again, because there will be more for her to write about.
I HATE YOU.
I can't stop thinking about all the bloody funny, nice, stupid, mean, annoying, just YOU things you've done.
Brilliant.
I have resorted to using 'you' as an adjective.
Well, great.
I think it's GREAT.
You are such a problem.
You probably have business cards that say "James Potter, first-class PROBLEM" on them.
Oh my goodness I cannot wait to go back to Hogwarts.
Do you know why?
Because then you will be there, and I will be there, and I will se that you are just as big of a prat as you normally are and anything else that I might be beginning to feel due to these infernal speculations my (our) idiot friends have will be immediately quenched in favor of pure hatred.
Okay, so maybe no pure hatred.
Damnitt, Lily, be firm!
Pure hatred it is.
Fine.
Maybe just hatred.
Screw this.
Screw you.
Bollocks.
That's sort of my problem in the first place. Except I don't know who would want to screw you except your current harpy…Callista Horndale, correct?
It's like the conversation Dorcas and I had and then later told you about.
A door has more sex appeal than you and Sirius combined.
And then you, of course, took that as an excuse to start going into an absolutely vulgar description of me shagging a door, with comments like "Isn't the knob a little big? Wouldn't that hurt?"
Prat.
-Lily