The Plan
(Stan and Peter at the C.I.A. headquarters trying to get Peter a job)
Registration guy: So what makes you think you would be a good C.I.A. agent?
Peter: Well I don't like terrorists, and I come from a long line of crime fighters. Like my one ancestor Sherlock Griffin
(Cuts to Sherlock Griffin and his Watson that looks like Brain in London)
Sherlock: We finally got these bastards
Watson: Sherlock wait!
(Sherlock brakes the building door and beats up everyone in it)
Sherlock: We finally did it, we defeated…
Watson: The police department
Sherlock: What?
Watson: The police you beat them up
Sherlock: Oh…… well they looked evil right
(Back with Peter and Stan)
Registration guy: you're in
Peter: Do I get a gun?
R guy: you get two
Peter: sweet
(Stan is showing Peter around)
Stan: This is the food court, the bathroom, and the lab
(Peter sees pods and one of them has Will Shatner in them)
Peter: What's he doing here?
Stan: We have reasons to believe he fraternizes with aliens
(He puts on a tape and you see Will on Star Trek)
Peter: That's too bad….. So what does a C.I.A. agent do anyway?
Stan: We just watch for terrorists and criminals
Peter: Okay. So you want to get a beer?
Stan: Sure
(Cuts to Steve and Chris at the mall)
Chris: So what do you do at the mall anyway?
Steve: Pick up on chicks
Chris: Does it work?
Steve: Not really
(Steve and Chris are walking when they see Quagmire)
Chris: Hi Mr. Quagmire
Quagmire: Hi Chris. I'm just on tour and the sights are fine
(He looks at high school girls)
Quagmire: giggity giggity goo
Steve: Hey I know you! Your that Sex offender!
Quagmire: That's me. Hey how would you two like to help me hit on some girls
Chris/Steve: Sure
(Cuts to Meg and Hayley)
Meg: So are we going to a party?
Hayley: An activist party
Meg: Cool
(Cuts to everyone else at the house)
Francine: So it's a marshmallow caesural?
Lois: Yes
Francine: Sounds great
(Brain and Roger walk in drunk)
Brain: So wh-what's for dinner?
Roger: yeah
Francine: Have you two been drinking all day?
Brain: Ma…ma... maybe. Did I e….ever tell y..you how sexy you are?
Lois: yep they've been drinking
(Brain and Roger's stomachs start to gargle)
Brain/Roger: Uh-oh
(They both run in the bathroom)
Lois: I haven't seen anyone this drunk since that meeting
(cuts to President Bush run across the room and giving the German chancellor a back rub. Back to the house Stewie and Klaus are watching from a distance)
Stewie: You know now that I've met you you actually pretty evil.
Klaus: Why thank you
Stewie: So how would you like to help me take over this town and soon the world?
Klaus: What's in it for me?
Stewie: How about a body and Franci…
Klaus: I'll do it
Stewie: Good
(Stewie picks up fish bowl and runs out of the house)