The attack begins
( Peter and Stan are walking out of the the bar when two men in cloaks attack step in front of them)
Stan: Can we help you?
Man #1: u can die!
( They men take out knives and start to stab Peter and Stan. Stan throws one man over his head but Peter is stabbed. Stan hits the other guy)
Stan: Peter are you okay?
Peter: Yeah it's just cutting into the fat
Stan: Oh ok
(The men get up again)
Stan: Peter you know what this means right
Peter: of course
(Peter rips his cloths off to reveal a disco outfit)
Peter: Dance off!
Stan: Umm…… right
( Eye of the tiger music comes on)
Peter: Dun… dundundun… dundundun
(The men attack peter but he dodges them with his dance moves and punches them to the ground)
Peter: Eye of the tiger…. Ummm something something something
(Peter enentually finishes them off with his dance moves)
Stan: Peter that was amazing, how'd you learn to do that?
Peter: I was a stripper in my younger years and danced to the music that played
(stan grabs one of the men)
Stan: Who sent you?
Man# 2: Ste… Stewie
Peter: What! Stewie! But he's only a one year old
Stan: I don't care he's dangerous and must be taken down
Peter: Your going to beat up a one year old?
Stan: A one year old terrorist
Peter: What makes you think he's a terrorist?
Stan: I have a sixth sense about these things
(cuts to Stan in a jail line up)
Officer: Okay Stan who was the real terrorist?
(Stan see 5 white guys (one with a shirt that says terrorist), and a Spanish guy)
Stan: (points at Spanish guy) it's him
Attention
(If anyone is offended by that I apologize)
(back to story)
Stan: Now all we have to do is find him
Peter: Okay maybe our wife's will know
(they head back to the house. Elsewhere(in the C.I.A. lab) Stewie and Klaus are making a plan)
Klaus: Why are we here
Stewie: to give you a body and make my henchmen
(Stewie takes out Barney, Sesame Street, and Teletubbies tapes)
Klaus: What are you going to do with those?
Stewie: You'll see
(Stewie laughs maniacally)
End of chapter
(sorry for the long wait I was really busy. Next Chapter will get more insight of Chris, Steve, and Quagmire's girl hunt. And what exactly was Stewie planning to do? Find out in the next chapter)