Disclaimer: If I owned Beyblade, Rei, Kai, Tala and Bryan would be a hot foursome and Mai wouldn't be wearing all pink. But I don't, and they aren't and she is.

So on with the story!

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"Kai, this will be the group your going to work with. Okay?"

Kai didn't speak, his crimson eyes moving slowly along the circle of boys.

"I fucking hate this, I don't deserve to be here like these freaks."

A voice popped up, breaking the stunned silence.

"Sorry we were never good enough for the high and mighty Kai Hiwatara." Kai's eyes snapped back from the 'helper' and ran over the males again. He knew that voice, but…. Why would Bryan be here?

"Bryan?"

A small snort, Bryan stood up from sitting in the corner of the room and adjusted his grip on the…female?

"Wait- I thought this was an all male facility?"

The helper' nodded patiently. "This is, that's a 16 year old named Rei Kon."

Kai's crimson eyes moved back to Bryan, who started to come towards him. "Sit back down, Bryan." Bryan snorted, totally ignoring the now tired sounding reply. "I'm not feeling like 'sharing' my feelings today." the nurse didn't argue, merely moved aside as Bryan and Rei walked towards the door behind her. "Just try to keep out of peoples way, today?" Bryan didn't respond, but slammed the thick window-less door behind him.

"Well, why don't we sit down?"

Kai didn't, he preferred leaning against the wall.

"Why don't we introduce ourselves?"

A almost spastic hand came flying up, narrowly missing the person next to it.

"Okay Tyson."

'Tyson' nodded, fidgeting with his red and white baseball cap. "I'm Tyson Granger and this is Max Tate." Tyson pointed to the blond sitting at his feet, golden hair and blue eyes flashed towards Kai before moving back to the ground. "I'm obsessed about food and I have MAJOR ADHD!" he shouted the last part, looking proud of himself.

Kai snorted silently, wondering who in the hell would so proudly tell his disease.

"Very good Tyson, as you see Kai. We like our problematic children to tell us what their problem is. Admittance is the first step towards recovery we believe!" the 'helper' well, Ms. Inui chirped happily. She had dark brown hair and green eyes, average looking.

Ah, that was why.

"Next?"

Kai rolled his eyes. "What's wrong with Tate?"

Max looked uncomfortable so Inui spoke. "He doesn't like to talk much at all."

Kai studied Max, but eventually looked to the next raised hand. If he had to be here for a few weeks, he might as well memorize the name and problem of every person here.

If nothing else, it would be interesting to see how crazy they all were.

"I'm Kenny, and I have a obsessive-compulsive thing about holding on, talking to and typing on my laptop." It couldn't of been that bad, but then Kai saw a small peek of said laptop under Kenny's chair and a small fidgeting gesture about Kenny's hands. Brown hair covered his eyes, along with huge thick glasses.

Kai wondered if this Kenny' person had one eye beneath that mane.

"I'm Oliver and I have a problem with Schizophrenia." Oliver had green hair for gods sake. Of course he'd be mental. But he was also pale skinned and very obviously French by his accent.

Well, Kai couldn't talk. He had two toned gray and blue hair for gods sake! Along with two shark fin like blue tattoos on his cheeks for the love of god.

Next…

"I'm Tala."

Kai blinked, looking this 'Tala' fellow up and down. He had crimson hair and pale skin, judging by accent he was Russian, like Kai- like Bryan. "And I don't think I have a problem." Okay… Kai wondered curiously what Tala's problem was, but when Tala looked Kai in the eye- he forgot everything else around him. Electric blue eyes stared into his crimson ones.

Kai, sad to say, missed the last few people in the circle.

He started when Inui spoke his name loudly.

"Hmm." Kai kept his arms crossed and looked over to Inui.

"What's your problem?"

Kai snorted. "None of your business. But I have a question." Inui nodded encouragingly. "What's Bryan's problem, and that kid in his arms?"

"Bryan has a problem with… well, he can't control his temper at all." Inui looked sad, but became chipper once more. "But Rei, he also has a Major problem with Paranoia, he's also slightly has Narcoleptic."

Kai blinked, looking to the windowless door once more. "Is it safe for Bryan to hold onto that Rei kid like so then?"

Kai remembered Bryan, he remembered the vivid problems he had with his family and how he couldn't ever keep his temper in line. But he never hurt Kai, despite hurting several family members before he was shipped… here apparently.

"Rei's fine! Bryan would never hurt HIM!" Tyson yelled out, grinning from ear to ear and gaining several annoyed looks from the people around him. "Why is that?" Tyson looked uncomfortable then. "I don't know." Kai's eyebrow rose, his eyes widened then as all havoc broke loose in the room when Tyson gave a piercing shriek.

Well…

Welcome to the funny farm!

Kai gave an annoyed sigh, wishing he was anywhere but there at that moment.

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