Author's Notes: Updating isn't my thing. D:
I Don't Own Naruto!
Ino was sitting in the theater where she noticed Hinata and Kiba watching Love-A lot. While Naruto was in the Love Boat theater where he noticed Tenten and Neji...
"Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like that! Hinata's so lucky to have a caring boyfriend like that!"
Ino said to herself. There was only one other person by her that heard her.
"This movie is a Drag." moaned Shikamaru.
"Huh? Shikamaru?"
"Hm?"
"You watch theses kinds of movies?"
"No!"
"Then why are you here?" asked Ino.
"Why are you here?" questioned Shikamaru.
"I asked first."
"Fine, I'm stalking Kiba." answered Shikamaru.
"Why?"
"Cause."
"Well I'm spying on Hinata and Kiba." declared Ino.
"Cool. What did they do?"
"Nothing...weird...yet...so why are you stalking Kiba?"
"A bet with Choji that I'll see Kiba's First Kiss before him."
"Well you're tough out of luck because they already had their's" Ino said as she pointed at the couple only three rows away.
"Darn, Oh well."
"Wow you're really mad about that."
"It's too troublesome to get worked up over nothing."
"Yeah, I guess..."
Oh My God, Shikamaru's... Fly's undone.
"Um...XYZ." Ino said
"Huh, what?"
Ino pointed and whispered "Examine your fly."
"Oh ahh..." Shikamaru was blushing.
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"This ramen flavored popcorn is so good!" Naruto yelled so that even Tenten and Neji, who were 12 rows down, could hear. Everyone around Naruto told him to "Shut up!"
Naruto ignored them and then started to watch the movie. There was a young couple sitting together watching TV in their room on the boat. They were about to kiss but all of a sudden a big vase smashed on the floor. The boy grabbed the girl out of the vase's way. Then a huge painting fell. The paintingwas a crazy looking evil hobo/clown mutant guy and he was laughing.
Naruto started to scream. He threw his popcorn in the air and it landed on someone's head. He jumped up and ran out of the theater the second he noticed the guy with the popcorn on his head getting really mad. Naruto ran fo Ino's theater, then he sat down next to Shikamaru.
"Naruto? What are you doing here?"
"Big Guy...Popcorn...Head.." Naruto couldn't finish. The big guy just slammed the door open.
Ino knew what was going on so she acted like she was watching the movie. Shikamaru knew to and he whispered for Naruto to do something.
Naruto did his Sexy Jutus without saying anything. The man walked past them and looked twice at Naruto. He waved a girly wave. Then man just shrugged and walked off.
"THAT WA..." Naruto started to yell but Shikamaru and Ino stopped him from yelling.
"This movie sucks!"
"SHUT UP NARUTO!" Ino and Shikamaru both screamed at him and started eating popcorn and watching again. (Might I point out Ino and Shikamaru were sharing the popcorn.)
Naruto gave them the evil eye. Shikamaru gave Naruto a Black eye.
"Hey!" naruto cried.
"Be quiet, Naruto!" Ino yelled.
"MAKE ME!"
Naruto was now sitting outside of the movie theater, with two black eyes.
"This just sucks!"
"Hey, You're the kid that threw popcorn on me and who wouldn't shut up! You ruined half the movie and my hair!"
"I'm gonna kill you! My hair is to cool to mess up!"
"Uhhh..Ahhh!" Naruto screamed and ran as fast as he could. He ran into the park.
Maybe Sasuke could help me! Scratch that...
Sasuke was of course under the "Make-out Tree" with his girlfriend, Sakura.
"SASUKE! HELPP! I'M GOING TO DIIEE!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs.
It took a minute but Sasuke finally said "Good then We'll have some peace and quiet!
Naruto did the next best thing and did he sexy Jutsu. He hid behind a tree.
The man saw her and just looked at her funny.
"Are you related to that loud, annoying, yellow haired freak?" the guy asked.
"HEY!" yelled the Sexy Jutus Naruto.
"So you are, well tell him he's dead meat!"
"o..okay...si..sir" Naruto answered.
Naruto walked back to the theater still in his girly form.
Ino was the first person out of the theater.
"Naruto guess what! You'll never guess!"
"Then there's no point in playing!" Naruto yelled.
"It's not ladylike to scream!" Ino screamed at him.
"Why are you still a girl...ohh he's still following you?"
"Yes" Naruto answered sheepishly.
"Well, Guess What! Shikamaru is my Boyfriend!"
Naruto became pale and his jaw dropped, hitting the ground. He turned back into the normal Naruto.