Riley bashing
Buffy awoke with the feeling of needles. (Eww) And she was soon wide awake, struggling to get out of strong restraints. A guy in a white doctor coat jumped back with an empty needle. Buffy tried again, but failed, at getting herself out of this predicament.

" What the hell is going on?" She asked. He looked at her them waved some people over. They said nothing as they undid her restraints. Buffy struggled to get away, but they were too strong. But what really freaked Buffy out was that they were just two normal HUMAN guys.

" I was talking to you Bastard." She said, as they pulled her along a long corridor. Buffy stopped squirming around and looked around at where she was. It looked like a giant igloo. It was a long dome and the walls were white. What she had been in earlier looked like a doctors office and the hallway the two guys were pulling her down had cells on the sides. In the cells were vampires. She gasped at them and shook her head. They looked like they were being starved, that would actually be a good thing, but they didn't even have a chance to get food. This was torture. The vampires were all trapped in a small room about four feet by four feet and had nothing but air - which they didn't even need.

" I don't want to stay in those crappy rooms, can I upgrade to someplace... Not as scary as this place?" She asked, knowing that they wouldn't answer, " Like my house." They stopped at a door and one pushed in a few numbers and the door opened.

" You guys think your all high and mighty because you have a sliding door that only opens to a number." She stopped talking for a second, " I bet the numbers are 1-800-kidnap-slayers-and break-her-bedroom-window-while-taking-her-vampire-boyfreind-also-and-keeping-vampires-tied-up-in-rooms-that-are-unbelievably-small-and-give-them-no-food-only-air-AND-giving-said-slayer-a-shot-that-leaves-her-incapable-of-fighting-fairly-because-her-powers-are-having-a-power-outage-just-because-we-people-have-a-pole-the-size-of-Texas-sticking-up-our-butt?" Buffy said in one breath. She took a deep breath, " Isn't it?" She asked giving them a cheesy smile. They dropped her on the ground and left in a hurry. Buffy lifted herself off the ground and dusted off her arms. She looked around the room and stopped on a guy and woman standing at the side of her.

" I guess you're the bosses?" Buffy asked.

" And what made you think that?" Asked the woman.

" All the other people look like there actually working. You two on the other hand look like your not doing didly-squat."

" Charming." The woman said to the man, he smiled.

" Yes." He said.

" What's with the accent?" Buffy asked the man, " Redneck kingdom here I come."

" Yes, very charming." He said.

" And here I go." Buffy said turning to the doors, she realized that they were closed." What's going on?" Buffy asked, she put her hands on her hips.

" Were running some tests."

" Running tests?" Buffy asked, she frowned, " Aren't I suppose to sign an agreement first?"

" I didn't think an agreement was in order." She said.

" Oh, an agreement is always in order." Buffy said.

" Slayer, I'm Maggie Walsh, this is my favorite soldier, Riley Finn."

" Finn?" Buffy asked, " What? Are you going to tell me your half flounder?" Riley's face started to steam and he whispered into Maggie Walsh's ear.

" Yes." She said, " I agree." She grabbed her phone and dialed a few numbers, " OK, come get her."

" Come get her? I sure hope your talking about Captain America here." She pointed at Riley, Maggie smiled, His face grew an even darker shade of red.

" No, she was talking about you." Riley said, then Buffy stuck her tongue out at him. Just then, the doors opened back up and one man pulled Buffy out of the room, Buffy took one last look at Maggie and 'agent Finn' as Riley Finn stuck his tongue back out at Buffy. Buffy didn't struggle this time, just waited to see what room he stopped at. And she was shocked to see that it wasn't a cell. It was a real door. The guard pushed in some numbers and the door opened. He threw her in there and quickly shut the door. She looked around the room, it looked just like a living room and kitchen combo. She liked it, except for the fact it didn't have any windows. There were two doors and Buffy walked to them. One was a bathroom and another was a bedroom. She heard something in the bedroom and opened the door further. She realized who was in the room.

" Spike." She smiled, walking towards him. He was on the bed sitting away from her. When she said his name, he jumped and looked at her. Emerald eyes stared at yellow eyes. Spike stood off the bed and stalked towards her. Buffy ran out of the room, and then into the bathroom, where she realized that the door didn't have a lock. She backed up and tried to hold it shut. Spike was on the other end, trying to push the door, open, he almost had it, then smiled. He stopped at walked into the living room/kitchen and sat on the couch, waiting for the stupid girl to get out of the bathroom.


(thirty minutes later)

Spike was getting restless, one thing he knew about himself was that he was definitely impatient. He got off the couch and over to the door, he could heard the woman whimpering on the other side. He pushed the door open easily and saw her sitting in the bathtub. She looked up at him with tear-stained eyes and smiled, " I see you got it worse than me."

" Worse?" he asked, " I got what worse?"

" They gave you shots, didn't they? ... The men in black wannabes."

" Men in black wannabes?" He asked, " Are you completely off your rocker?"

" The ones that took you and me from my room and brought us here and gave us shots and locked us in here."

" I don't know what the 'ell your talking about." he said.

" It was that woman... Maggie something or other and the fish guy. I think his name was Riley."

" I just woke up in this strange house." Spike said, he decided he was going to keep the small girl alive for a little while so he wouldn't get lonely. Though she was talking weird and sounded a bit like Dru.

" I need to call Giles... I don't have my powers anymore... Oh he's going to kill me."

" Don't get your knickers in a twist." He said.

" Giles is going to freak." Buffy said, she put her hand on her head and leaned back on the wall, " 'Buffy, I've told you to always watch you back, always expect something.' (she said this in a British accent, badly) Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh."

" Powers? Are you a witch?"

" Spike, you know what I am."

" And how do you know my name?" he asked, " I've never seen you before in my life."

" What are you talking about?" Buffy asked. She leaned up and looked at him, " ... you don't remember me?"

" What year is this?" he asked.

" 2000."

" 2000?" Spike asked.

" Your not from this time?" Buffy asked.

" No."

" But you look like Spike - this time Spike." Buffy asked, " what time are you from?"

" I don't know." He said.