Buffy slowly and cautiously out of the bathtub and stepped to Spike. Spike growled at her and walked out of the bathroom. Buffy followed, but stayed a few feet behind him. He sat down on the couch and Buffy went to the fridge, opened it and grabbed a coke.
" At least there's food." Buffy said, " There's also blood... For you." She joined him on the couch and sipped the soda.
" This isn't the first time you an I were trapped in a room - er house thing." She said, then he looked at her.
" We were trapped together before?" He asked, he messed with a fake flower on the side table.
"Yea." Buffy said. She sipped her coke again then popped off the pull thingy. She dropped it into her coke and shook the coke a little, smiled as she heard the noise of metal hitting metal.
" Really?" He asked, looking at Buffy.
" Yeah. Angelus went evil and he and Drusilla trapped you and I in a room. Of course they sent us to hell about a week later." She smiled at his face, it looked so confused.
" I was in hell too?" he asked.
" Yeah."
" Why should I believe you?" He asked, he now looked angry and annoyed.
" Because you and I have been together for a long time." Buffy said.
" Long time?" he asked, " How long?"
" Well we were somewhat together three years ago when we were trapped in the room... Then after we came back from hell... Then you left me for Scarlett... Then you came back."
" Scarlett?" He asked.
" Yeah."
" how long was in hell?"
" I was in hell for a total of two weeks, but that was actually sixty days in hell time. Your 'vacation' was a bit longer." She smiled, remembering what they had done to celebrate.
" Dru and Angelus sent me to hell?"
" yup."
" I always knew that poofter would ruin me."
" Hey," Buffy smiled, " You still called him a poofter back then."
" Yeah."
" What else do you call him?"
" Disfigured Forehead, Don Juan De-wannabe, Caveman, Vampire Reject, Peaches, the list goes on." Buffy's smile grew with every word he added to the list.
" Don Juan De-Wannabe?"
" Tell me about your friends." He said changing the subject.
" I haven't spoke to them for a while." Buffy's smiled faded and she looked away.
" Why?"
" Since you left, I just stopped."
" When I left with Scarlett?"
" Yeah."
" Oh... Sorry I almost killed you earlier." He said. Buffy looked back at him.
" It's OK." She said.
" I just woke up in a strange place."
" I know."
" Do you think I was taken out of the present and put in the future?" He asked.
" No... I don't think so. You still talk like now-Spike and you look like him." Buffy said.
" Then what?"
" Maybe they did something funky to your brain." Buffy said, " maybe they put something in your brain."
" That's impossible." Spike smiled.
" No its not." Buffy said.
" They cant put something in a brain with out killing the person. I don't hurt and I'm not dead." He said.
" Or as dead as you can be on account of that you're a vampire." Buffy smiled.
" So how is the world?"
" It's fine... Global warming... Bird flu... Mad cow disease...Extinct killer whales... Boy bands." She smiled at the last one.
" Sounds pleasant." Spike chuckled.
" Peachy."
" So... What were you meaning by powers?"
" Powers? ... Oh, earlier? I'm a slayer, my powers are gone... I think the doctor guy injected something in me." Buffy said, Spike looked at her, confused, at why she hadn't killed him yet.
" You're a slayer?" he asked, unsure.
" I do believe we covered this, but yea." Buffy said.
" Oh, I remember doing in my first slayer." He said, remembering that needful night many years ago.
" The Chinese one?"
" Yeah. She was so serious. I swear killing her was a favor on her part."
" I think it's disturbing." Buffy said, putting her coke on the ground and leaning back on the couch.
" You would." Spike teased.
" Yes, because I am a slayer also. So she's like a very distant sister." Buffy said, she cracked her neck and then put her feet on the couch.
" So what do you think they got us here?" Spike got off the couch and walked to the single bookshelf.
" I have no clue. But they did say something about tests." Buffy said, she leaned down, got another sip of coke and set it back on the ground.
" tests?" Spike asked, he grabbed a book off the shelf and skimmed through the front page, then threw it on the ground and once again joined Buffy on the couch.
" Yea... Maybe there's camera's in here and the people are truing to see how we act alone." Buffy looked up and all around the room for a camera.
" Well so far all we've done is talk... But I'm sure that that will soon change." he gave a naughty look, and she got up.
" Never. Especially when your like this." She shook her head and walked to the bookshelf, lifting up the book he had dropped and placing back on the shelf.
" Are you sure, slayer?" Spike smiled, getting up also and following her to the bookshelf.
" Very much sure." She crossed her arms.
" Oh, hurt my poor lil vampire feelings..." He said eyeing her body, then growling, " I would to have a go with you."
" Like I said earlier NO." Buffy said, she started to walk across the room, but Spike grabbed her arm.
" excite up my jollies."
" Eww, Spike, no." She tried to pull out of his grasp.
" Excite some of yours." He pushed her on the ground.
" Spike." She said, pulling away, but he stopped her.
" Pet..."
" Spike, get away from me."
(I'm not going to tell you what is going on next, I can guess that you all know. But I'll give you the words)
" Spike, get your hands off me."
" Come on, slayer, you know you want it."
" Spike."
" Come on."
" Spike, it's the shots... The people want you to do this, don't let them win."
" I do this all the time to girls even younger than you."
" Please, Please Spike, don't."
" There you go, good little girl."
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