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" Joyce?" Spike called from inside her house, he lifted Buffy onto the couch and then looked out the door at Michael. Michael was just outside just looking around and taking deep unneeded breaths of air. After a few seconds Joyce ran down the stairs in a nightgown and a bat.

" Who the hell - Spike? Oh Buffy." Joyce dropped the bat and ran to Buffy, " I missed you." Joyce grabbed Buffy and wrapped her arms around her waiting for Buffy to do the same. Spike walked to the coat rack and moved around a few coats and then saw hid duster. He pulled it off and put it on himself.

" You too mom." Buffy said, " I would hug you back, but I'm paralyzed for the day." Joyce got up and looked at Spike then the front door.

" Buffy, what about Michael?" Spike reminded her.

" Oh, yeah, Michael, you can come in." Buffy said, her mom looked nervously at the door and looked at Buffy.

" Your inviting a vampire come in here?" Joyce asked, " While you paralyzed."

" Spike trusts him, so I guess I do too." Buffy said. Michael still hadn't come in yet.

" Michael, you can come in." Spike said, he walked to the large tree in Buffy's yard and stood next to Michael.

" It's so peaceful..." He said. Then a wooden bullet flew past Spike, missing his head by an inch. Spike smell a lot of people around and he grabbed Michaels arm and they both ran inside, dodging even more bullets.

" Buffy, we have to leave." Spike yelled, he started to pick up Buffy.

" Why?" Buffy asked.

" The soldiers are here." Spike said. They all ran out the back door and then ran back in when they realized that there was men were in their back yard.

" There's a sewer entrance on Revello." Joyce said. Spike turned to Joyce.

" Stay in the house, I'll be back in a minute to get you. He turned to Michael, Can you take Buffy into the sewer, I'll fight." Michael nodded and grabbed Buffy from Spike.

" Be careful." Joyce said. They all took a seconds to get ready and then the two vampires and slayer ran out of the house. Spike started to fight. Michael was shot with a few bullets but that didn't stop him from getting Buffy safe. He ran to the sewer entrance, opened it, and then jumped in, He set Buffy on a dry spot and climbed out of the sewer entrance. Two men ran to Michael and he tried to fight them, but his chip went off. They shot him with a tranquilizer and he fell to the ground. Spike saw this and smashed two of mens heads in. He ran to Michael and fought off the two men.

" Go get her mum." Spike said, Michael nodded and ran into the house. He came out a few minutes later with Joyce. She took one look at the men and then forced them out of he mind. Only leaving room for the sewer entrance. She looked at the sewer entrance just as a few men jumped into the sewer. This made her and Michael run even faster. They jumped into the sewer and saw half the men run down one part of the sewer and the other half the other way. Fortunately none of them heard Joyce or Michael come down.

" Where's Buffy?" Joyce asked.

" I don't know." Michael said. He sniffed the air but shook his head, " I cant smell anything except this nasty sewer smell."

" They got her." Joyce said. She sighed and walked to the sidewalk of the sewer where it was dry.

" I don't think they did." Michael said. Joyce looked at him.

" What makes you think that. She's not here." Joyce said.

" They all ran off in two directions. I think that they were searching for some one. Buffy."

" I suppose, but she was paralyzed. How could she have gotten away."

" I don't know." He said. " Stay here. I'm going to see if I can help Spike." He waited till Joyce nodded and then cautiously opened the sewer entrance door thing. (I don't know what there called). He looked around and didn't see anything. There was nobody there. The street and Buffy's front yard was completely empty, " Joyce." he said turning back the entrance.

" Huh?" She asked. She stood up.

" Spike's missing." He helped Joyce out of the sewer and they looked around. Joyce stopped and bent down, picking up a familiar coat.

" Spike's jacket." Michael said. He walked to Joyce. She looked up at him. Her face was red with fury.

" let's go get them back." She said.

" We cant just get them back with us two." Michael said.

" Your right." She got out her cell phone.

Buffy had been in the room for over an hour, and with every minute she thought of a whole new way to kill the man that put her here.

The room was unbelievably small. Small enough to make even the least-claustrophobic people claustrophobic. She was chained to the wall, with just enough arm space to itch her nose. Other than her in the room was a broken down desk, a stool, a small couch, a wooden door, and a light bulb on the ceiling that was turned on by the pull of a shoe string. One poster was on the wall. It was of the most recent centerfold of playboy. On the desk was a computer. It was actually a pretty good one. The internet was on, Buffy could tell. Buffy didn't recognize the site, but she thought she saw the word eBay.

Buffy heard footsteps and looked up. The dorky middle-aged man stood there with his camera, still wearing the nasty clothes that had sewer water all over them. He started taking pictures of Buffy and she put her arm up, shielding her eyes from the light.

" you'll make me a pretty penny." he said, after a few more pictures, he sat on his stool and hooked his camera to his computer. Buffy's pictures appeared on the screen.

" Kidnapping is illegal." Buffy said.

" Your not a kid." He said, sneaking a glance at her. But then turned his attention back to the computer. His chubby fingers typed slowly onto the keyboard. Buffy watched in disgust.

" do you know who I am?" Buffy asked him. He shook his head 'no' without even looking at her, " Don't underestimate me because I am much stronger than I look."

" What's your name?" He asked. She looked at him. Buffy said the first name other than her own that came to her mind.

" Drusilla." She said.

" Drusilla?" He asked, then his fingers typed a bit more.

" How old are you?" He asked. Buffy smiled.

" so you want me to tell you how many years I've been alive, or how many not including the days I was dead."

" You're a crazy one." He said, he turned to her and thought for a second, " I'll just put down 24."

" 24? I'm not that old." Buffy said, but he ignored her. She sighed, " my friends are going to get me."

" Oh really?" he asked.

" Yeah. They'll be able to find me and ... There going to be here in about ten seconds."

" Ten ... Nine ... Eight ... Seven ..." He counted down slowly, " So far they haven't come ... Five ... Four ... Three ...Two ... One ... Too bad. They didn't come. I guess they don't care." Buffy didn't say anything else, instead she tried to read what was on the computer.

" Your selling me on eBay?" She said. He chuckled.

" Yeah. It's funny what people would buy. A water tower... A paper clip... A piece of gum..."

" You cant sell people on eBay."

" au contraire." He said in a bad French accent, " That was French."

" Duh."

" have you ever really searched on eBay?" He asked. Buffy didn't move, " Tupac Shakur was sold on eBay. Some guy named Earkle bought him for one and a half million dollars."

" What?"

" And Disco Ernie."

" Disco Ernie?"

" The guy off of Maury." He said, " and also Elvis... and I think Brandon Lee."

" This is so illegal." Buffy said.

" Yeah it is, but not many people know it, the police don't know about it."

" What if they do?" Buffy asked.

" Then they can just suck my white a-." a woman's voice interrupted them.

" Randy, come out here and rub your mothers bunions." He rolled his eyes and left the room, slamming the door on his way out. Buffy took in a deep breath. Demons and vampires, she could stand, but this guy - Randy - she could not. This was going to be a very long wait. Spike and the others better hurry up, Buffy thought to herself.

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