" Stop pacing, your making me dizzy." Willow said. Xander stopped.
" Dont forget that they aren't together right now." Michael said. Xander gave him an evil look.
" And how do I know that your not the cause of it?" Xander yelled. Walking to Michael he put up his fist, " You happened to show up when they were getting out."
" Xander." Willow scolded. Michael stood up to Xander.
" That is because Spike and Buffy helped me escape. He put his hands in his pocket, " Your lucky I got a chip."
" Chip?" Anya asked. She held up a bag of Doritos, " Are your Doritos stopping you from beating up my midnight funtime man-o-yummy orgasms?" Michael didn't say anything, but stared at her than Xander, " If so, you can have all these."
" Bloody Fag." Michael said, he sat back down.
" Xander's not gay... Are you?" Anya asked looking scared.
" No. Definitly not." Xander shook his head no. Willow got mad.
" What are you homophobe?" Willow asked.
" Why does it matter?" Xander asked.
" Tara and I aren't just really good freinds." Willow yelled. She stood up. Tara did also, " Think before you say anything."
" Willow. I didn't know. I - ." Xander said. He looked at Willow sadly, she didn't look back at him.
" Guys. We have to get Buffy and Spike back." Joyce said standing up.
" Spikes at the Initiative." Michael said changing the subject, " Now I know the way there, but I dont think we can take all of them.
" What's the chip controlled by?" Willow asked, " Is it mechanical?"
" I think so." Michael said.
" I might be able to temporarily shut it down." Willow said.
" No." Xander said, " How do we know he wont go all, 'I want to suck your blood' on us?"
" Xander, he's helped us so far." Joyce said.
" No, he's right. I dont think I can even trust myself in front of humans." Michael said.
" What about Buffy?" Anya asked.
" That I have no clue of." Michael said.
" He left her in the sewer to come get me. We came back and she was gone." Joyce said.
" Did the soldiers take her? Willow asked.
" No." Joyce said.
" I could do a tracking spell." Willow said, " I've done one before with Tara and we found out where the Ice Cream Man was."
" Yeah." Tara nodded.
" I'm sure I can get it right." Willow said. Everyone nodded and willow stood up and grabbed her coat, tara followed, " We need to get some stuff from our dorm." They walked out of the house.
" Xander." Anya coo-ed in Xanders ear, " I'm bored. Cant we go act like we have to get something from your room too? I want to try page 42."
" Anya." Xander whispered in her ear, " As much as I want to, this is not the time."
" You haven't even spoke to her in two years. If she wanted to re-kindle a freindship than she should have before we got together."
" Ahn." Xander moaned, she 'hmmphed' and crossed her arms.
" OK, butIi'll have you know that this little Buffy trip is putting us behind schedual."
" So..." Joyce asked, she had heard the whole conversation. " Who wants tea?" Xander and Michael both raised thier hands and Joyce left the room.
" Some guy named Spam?" Buffy asked shocked, " Did his mom name him that?"
" I told you already, I dont know and dont care. All I know is he's the highest bidder and lives in Ukraine." Randy said, " Now shut up."
" As soon as I get out of these chains I'm gonna - Hey, whats that needle for?" Buffy asked. Randy pulled a needle grom the computer sesk and jabbed the needle into Buffy's neck. She slowly blacked out.
She woke up leter, but realized she couldn't move or talk. It also seemed to e that she couldn't see becasue it was so dark. But she could hear. She listened to the conversation.
" Who would mail a TV?"
" That's what I'm saying. And all the way to Ukraine?"
Im disquised as a TV? That's why I cant see, I'm in a box... Hey I'm going to Ukraine. Where's Ukraine? Please dont let it be far away.
The box was lifted and it started to shake.
" Careful it says fragile."
Yeah it says fragile, Dipshit.
The box shook some more and Buffy silently cursed at whoever was moving the box.
Please open the box. See what's in here? Be a brown-noser... Please open the box like the movies.
After a while of bumps and shakes Buffy went back to sleep, anxious to see where she was going and who she would be with until her freinds found her.
On the first ring Joyce answered.
" Hello Willow?"
" Joyce, The thing said Spike was no where, and Buffy's moving quickly towards Europe and Asia."
" What!" Joyce asked.
" I think she's either on a plane or a boat. By the speed, I think a plane." Willow said.
" OK." Joyce said trying to process the information.
" Me and Tara are on our way back." Willow said.
" Thanks." Joyce hung up.
" What's up? Where are they?" Xander asked, he leaned foreward.
" Spikes gone." Joyce said.
" That's not bad." Xander said, ignoring the mean look from both Michael and Joyce.
" Buffy's on a plane heading towards Europe." Joyce said, as soon as she said this Xander gasped.
" Towards where?" Xander asked, making sure he got the information right.