The group had been driving for what seemed like ever. Even though it only took 12 hours to get from Chicago to New York, with their frequent stops, they decided to stop and spend the night in Pennsylvania. Seth was currently driving with Alex in the passenger seat. They had all taken turns driving, which meant that during Summer's turn driving they pulled into a mall and spent hours there, and during Seth's turn they saw the biggest ball of lint in America.

Seth- How about over here?

Alex- Whatever, I'm so tired I don't care where we sleep.

Seth- Looks kinda shady.

Alex- Don't worry, we're just gonna crash for a couple hours and then be up in the morning, we're almost there.

Seth- Alright, I'll go get us a room.

Alex was left in the car with a sleeping Summer and Marissa. She sat still pondering what she was going to do to get Marissa back. Roses and candles seemed too simple, she needed to make a big gesture to get her girl and she needed to do it soon.

After about 5 minutes of listening to Summer snore Seth ran back to the car.

Seth- Alright, I got us a room for all of us.

Alex- Sounds good, I'm so tired. Wake them up.

Seth- No, have you ever tried to wake Summer up? I might as well just punch myself and save her the trouble.

Alex- She hits?

Seth- Hard.

Alex- Alright…never mind then. Marissa, wake up.

Marissa- No, 5 more minutes.

Alex- We're stopping at a motel…wake up.

Marissa- Why? Fine, it's cold.

Alex- Take my jacket. Wake Summer up.

Marissa- Are you shittin' me? Hell no! I'm not goin anywhere near her and her fists of fury.

Alex- Fine, I'll carry her! Fuck!

Seth- Quit pouting cousin of mine…geesh! That's not helping your bad ass image.

Alex- C'mon Summer. Oomph! How much do you weigh? Holy hell.

Summer- But I want an oompa loompa daddy.

Alex- Issues, she' got serious issues.

They made their way into the hotel room that Seth had rented. The three teens immediately stopped to look around the room.

Marissa- Gross! What's that smell?

Seth- Smells like poo wrapped in burnt hair!

Alex- It stings the nostrils.

Marissa- Quit quoting anchor man!

Seth- Someone's cranky. You know I really think you need to get laid.

Alex- Seth! Shut up!

Alex practically threw Summer on the bed, she landed with a thud.

Seth- Well, the beds sound soft and comfortable.

Marissa- Well the bathroom's alright.

Seth- I doubt people really use anything in here except for the beds.

Alex- Thanks for the mental image. Let's just get some sleep and we'll take off in the morning.

Marissa- Sounds good.

The two girls began changing their clothes when they noticed that Seth was still in the room, and wasn't going to turn around anytime soon.

Marissa- Seth! What are you doing?

Seth- Nothing.

Alex- Turn around ass.

Seth- And miss the free show?

Marissa- Ew! She's your cousin.

Seth- Only by blood.

Alex- Seth, bathroom, now.

Seth- Fine, but if you two can't handle being in the same room being half naked, don't mind me, I'll just be watching from the bathroom.

Alex- Seth!

Seth- Alright, I'm going! Keep your shirt on, unless Marissa wants to help you remove it.

Seth narrowly missed being hit by shoes thrown by the girls. The girls dressed in silence, they were successful in being able to be half naked and near each other without letting their eyes wonder.

Marissa- Okay Summer, move over.

Alex- Oh, you're sleeping with Summer.

Marissa- Well yeah, I doubt Aubrey will appreciate the unfair advantage of me sleeping in the same bed as you.

Alex- Marissa, it's not like that…

Alex was interrupted when she heard a loud crash come from the bathroom.

Seth-It's alright, I'm ok…just ugh, Alex can you get me some band aids, ice and a mop.

Alex- We have none of those things.

Seth- Oh, alright then…

The two girls laid in their separate beds, neither said anything, the only sound in the room being Summer's snoring and occasional groans they could hear from the bathroom.

20 minutes later Seth came back into the room and laid in bed next to his cousin. Once he was sure Marissa was asleep, he spoke.

Seth- Don't worry cousin, I'm here for you and to make sure you get your girl. I wanna see you happy with her.

Alex- You just wanna see us kiss.

Seth- No! That's only an extra perk.

The next morning, the birds were once again chirping, the sun was shinning with a light that…

Summer- Eewww! What the HELL is wrong with you guys! This place is DISGUSTING! Oh my GOD!

Alex- SHUT THE HELL UP!

Summer- NO! I just caught an STD! I can feel the germs crawling on my body.

Seth- I guess we're up.

Marissa- Holy crap Sum. Calm down.

Summer- I will not. Let's leave. That's the last thing I let you guys do to me while I'm asleep.

Seth- Alright, let's shower and then we'll hit the road again.

Summer- Fine, me first….ick.

Two hours later the group was seated for breakfast. They stopped at a random restaurant and were currently eating.

Seth- So, um…nobody likes guys here…huh. So any lesbianic stories you guys need to get off your chests?

Seth was pegged in the head with three napkins.

Seth- Guess not, just remember, I'm ALWAYS here for you guys.

Marissa- Alex you're vibrating.

Seth- Yay!

Marissa- No, your phone's vibrating.

Alex- Oh, sorry I'll be right back.

Alex slipped out of the booth and walked outside to take the call.

Alex- Hello?

Aubrey- Hey, where are you guys?

Alex- Pennsylvania. Why?

Aubrey- I'm gonna meet you guys in NY.

Alex- What? Wait…why?

Aubrey- Not for you, I need to talk to Summer.

Alex- Um…you should wait a couple days…

Aubrey-No, I got my flight for tonight. I'll see you guys there. Oh, don't tell Summer, I'm gonna surprise her. Gotta go, bye.

Alex- No, wait! Hello? Hello? Shit! Marissa! I'm gonna need to think fast to get her back.

AN- THANK YOU! I was really starting to believe nobody cared about this story and I was the only one who actually was interested, but I have felt the love from you guys. Keep it comin cuz the feedback really clears my writers block. So yeah, thanks.