A/N: S'my first fic hope you likey! Review pwease?

Disclaimer: I...own nothing. Nothing, I SAY NOTHING! Life sucks, don't it? OOOOOOOHHHHHH! I do own Emerald Green though...

I hate my family and life, and you're probably wondring why. Well, I'd better start from the begining.

I was in my room packing my trunk for Hogwarts when my younger brother, Regulas, came in. Thankfully he left the door open.

"You almost ready?" he sneered at me. You see, me and my brother... well I should say my whole family hated each other. They were pure bloods, so I was, too. But I hated them since I was 6, for what they did to my best friend, a.k.a a muggle. Of course they killed her. My mom has been laying off the killing and screaming at people latley.

"Yeah, been down in a sec, twerp." He hated when I called him that, but seeing as my 'parents' were home, he couldn't do anything about it.

"URGH! I hate you, you know that?"

"Yeah, I know a lot of things. Like you still sleep with that stuffed doll of Voldemort that mom made for you. Oh, and a lot of other people at school will know it, too, here soon."

"You little..."

"Ah ah ah... we don't want everybody knowing your little secret, do we?"

"Nooo.. Your point?"

"I don't have a point, you do. On top of your head."

"Do not."

"Do to."

"Do not."

"Do to."

"DO NOT."

"Do to."

"Boys! Stop it!"

My mom always inturupes our wars. He he he he he.

Here comes the bad part.

Regulas storms out of my (like always) but he slams the door in my face.

You see, my door seems to have problems. Like you can't open it from the inside. Not even with any magic.

So I was stuck.

"Regulas! Twerp! Open the door right now!"

"No. If you had been smart enough, you would have know that I would have stormed out, slaming any door in the process. Also, with the information that you have on me, you won't be able to tell anybody with you being stuck in there. Another thing is that, yes, you will probably be able to figure out a way to get out, but not with out using magic, which automaticly doesn't get you another year at Hogwarts, which will save me misery, pain, and then I will be able to steal Emerald Green from you."

'She wouldn't go out with you if you were the last person on earth! Now let me out and I swear on my life that I won't tell anybody!"

"Nope. See ya on Winter Break!"

And here I am now.

Wait... I have an idea that will let everybody know about his little secret. Last Christmas, I was spending it at Hogwarts, like I always do. I got James the best presant a guy could ask for. A two way mirroir. You see, one of the people looks at the mirrior and an alarm automaticly goes off unless that person is busy in class or snogging somebody.

"James? You there?"

"Yeah. Where are you? I've been looking for you everywhere."

"I'm stuck in my room."

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