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Now for the continuing rudeness of Athrun in Place a Cast on my Broken Heart...

Chapter 2: Me no caveman

Athrun sat in the uncomfortable hospital bed reading a romance novel, well actually re-reading since he had seen that nurse he had decided to read the book again, and was actually quite enjoying it. "Sometimes I wish life was this simple." He thought as he slowly turned a page, "Everything is all planned out and you can always skip ahead to the good parts." He heard his door open but ignored it at least until a shout shattered his concentration on the book,

"YOU!" Looking up Athrun was dazed for a moment as he stared at a blonde girl, in a pink nurse uniform. "She looks kind of familiar…"

"OH MY GOD! IT'S YOU!" Athrun nearly fell of the bed from the shock. The nurse from before the one who had treated him, the head of Zala Corp. so rudely was standing in the door and shouting angrily at him.

"LACUS YOU ARE DEAD WHEN I FIND YOU! DEAD!" Ok so maybe it wasn't him. But it was really shocking to see her go from funeral march, to a happy little nurse look. Stomping her way over beside the bed the girl angrily glared at him, "You set this up didn't you! You just couldn't leave me alone you overstuffed windbag!"

"Me you think I did this!" responded Athrun angrily the nurse was not going to beat him this time, "Given the option I'd rather have my dead father here then YOU!" The girl squared her shoulders, snapped her mouth shut and sat down in the chair at the foot of his bed,

"What no comeback?" he asked tauntingly, "No witty remark to make me cry?"

"I don't make fun of the dead. I have more respect for them then for you." Replied the nurse as she opened her book and began to read ignoring Athrun completely. "GGGGRR what is wrong with this girl," thought Athrun staring at her out of the corner of his eye, "But at least she'll leave me alone now." Athrun once again returned to his book but he couldn't concentrate, the girl was just too much fun to tease. Looking carefully over his book he studied the girl, again. So it's a little repetitive who cares. The pink made her seem like some sort of bubblegum princess and the hat wasn't helping. He laughed at the mental image as he tired to picture the uniform made of bubblegum. What he didn't realize was that she was also looking at him… trying to figure him out.

"Look at him all smug as he reads his book," thought Cagalli squinting at the cover she mentally gasped, "He's reading the same book as me! I beat he'll make fun of me for reading it! GAH! I can't wait till this is over then no more Mr. Got-a-stick-up-my-ass and I can go home and have a nice cup of hot chocolate and forget this freak of nature."

"Excuse me! Hello!" Athrun shouted at the girl. She had been staring at him for a few minutes now and it was starting to bug him, "Staring is rude you know."

"I wasn't staring at you!" shouted Cagalli indignantly back, "Staring at you would cause my eyes to burn with pain!"

"Har. Har." Stated Athrun sarcastically, "For a bubblegum princess you sure are weird."

"What did you call me…" Athrun turned his head to see a glowering blonde trying to burn a hole through him.

"I was just commented on the uniform." Athrun couldn't believe it he was enjoying himself. This girl was so much fun to tease!

"I suggest you take it back if you know what's good for you." She was still glowering at him

"As if." Responded Athrun laughing at her. Come on what was she going to do to him. That was when he felt his leg jerk up. The doctor had placed it in one of those slings that you used a remote to move up and down so you can feel more comfortable unfortunately for Athrun he hadn't thought it necessary to keep the remote within arms reach. And now it was in the hands of a very pissed off bubblegum nurse.

"Planning on taking it back?" she asked casually as she pushed the up button and his leg started to head for the ceiling.

"Never!"

"Then you can just hang around for a while." She plopped back down and opened her book.

"You can't be serious! Don't you know who I am?"

"Am I acting like I care?" she responded as she turned a page.

"I'm Athrun Zala head of Zala Corp. and one of the many contributors to this hospital!"

"Are you trying to prove you had a name I already knew that."

"I'm trying to prove you better let me down or this hospital gets no more funding from my company!" He felt himself being lowered downward, "That's better!" That was until the girl let him drop like a sack of potatoes onto the bed. After bouncing a few times Athurn angrily pulled himself up and prepared to shout bloody murder at the girl but just as he opened his mouth he was interrupted by her,

"Look jerk. I hate to break it to you but I don't really care if you're the shah of Persia! I could care less if you didn't fund this hospital and I could care less if due to lack of funding by people like you, millions of innocent lives have no place to go! Because no one is going to blame me buster they're going to blame the rich! You!" Grabbing her chair the girl proceeded to sit in the corner farthest away from him, with her back turned she muttered, "I suggest you leave me alone or you'll wish your leg was still touching the ceiling."

Athrun just gaped at her. This girl was beyond comprehension; one minute she was picking on you and the next she was giving you a life lesson on how to live your life. "UMPH! Maybe I will just remove my support from this hospital. Then we'll see who's laughing!" thought Athrun triumphantly, "But then again, Zala Corp. Donates 50 of the money here… So when all those people needing treatment can't be treated…they'll blame me…" Hearing the door open a pink haired lady stuck her head in, "Ok, scratch that blondie being the bubblegum princess. This girl is all PINK!!"

"Just wanted to check up on you Mr…." The pink haired lass squinted at her folder, "Zala. I just wanted to make sure my feisty friend hasn't killed you yet."

"Oh believe me, I tried Lacus." Came the response from the brooding blonde, "But he's like a cockroach he won't die."

"Excuse me! A cockroach, you know I have feelings too. And they've been very hurt by your out burst." Said Athrun smiling cockily at the blonde nurse. "Come on nursie just explode in front of your superior and get fired!" But instead of an explosion Athrun got no response from the blonde, it seemed she already had her hands and insults full with her pink friend.

"Cagalli how am I suppose to write a decent report if you insult, assault, and refuse to consult our patients." The pink haired girl was looking at her quizzically. "So she doesn't just act like this to me." Thought Athrun intrigued, "She acts like this to other patients too."

"Lacus maybe if you gave some more agreeable," she glared at Athrun, "Patients I wouldn't act like this. You always give me the stuck-up rich losers who think that I'll kiss their feet. Well I'm not like you and the other nurses! I refuse to kiss up to anyone especially not someone who treats me like a slave!"

"Cagalli I know that but you have to understand that this is the only way I can find to get though to you that you have to respect the patients no matter who they are or how they act." The girl called Lacus sounded exasperated as she stated this.

"She does have a point you know." Stated Athrun from the bed. He was saying this for two reasons. One, he wanted to stop being ignored and get back in the conversation and two, he wanted to see what crazy thing the blonde girl, Cagalli would do next.

"You stay out of this!" Cagalli barked at him, "You are my problem and until I am removed from your sight I want silence from you!"

"What are you going to do?" asked Athrun, "Your superior is in the room."

"Trust me I have my ways." She whispered through gritted teeth, "And all of them end with you in a coma or worse."

"Cagalli that's no way to talk to a patient, especially one as generous as Mr.Zala."

"Please Lacus call me Athrun."

"I said stay out of this!" barked Cagalli angrily at him, and a little offended that he hadn't let her call him by his name even though she had, had to put up with him for the whole evening. "Wait why I am I offended? I'm glad he's leaving me alone!" she thought, "That's right I'm ecstatic, I'm on cloud nine and I'm on top of the world that he will no longer bug me."

"That's very sweet Athrun." Smiled Lacus happily at him with her pink glossed lips, "Athrun is polite and sensible no matter what you've done to him. You should learn from him."

"I can't believe you are buying into his act!" stated Cagalli shocked

"Act? What act? I was brought up in civilized society how can I not act civilized?" Athrun was really enjoying this, Cagalli's face was completely red from both embarrassment and anger. He couldn't decide which he preferred but he knew she was ready to blow.

"Are you saying I'm uncivilized?" she whispered angrily through gritted teeth, "Because you better start saying your prays."

"Cagalli I'm sure that's not what Athrun meant." Said Lacus squeezing in-between the fired up blonde and the smug prince, "He probably has a different lifestyle then you and I so it's only natural for his manners to be different then ours."

"Yes even cavemen can be civilized isn't that right Ca-gal-li." Athrun broke up the syllables in her name to make it sound like the cavemen talk you see in cartoons.

"UGH! I can't take it anymore!" screamed Cagalli as she stomped out of the room.

"Cagalli where are you going!" shouted Lacus as she watched her march down the hall send death glares to anyone in her way.

"Away from him!" responded Cagalli over her shoulder, "Call me when he gets manners!"

"Oh dear." Sighed Lacus coming into Athrun's room and standing by his bed, "She's not usually this bad." But Athrun wasn't thinking about what Lacus had said he was thinking on how he could have this much fun all the time. He had lived such a dull life before firecracker Cagalli that he was trying to think on how he could have this much fun after. Then it occurred to him "I need a nurse for the next month to look after me…" Thought Athurn.

"Excuse me, Lacus."

"Yes?"

"I have a proposition for you."

Well there's another chap! This one is really funny i think anyway. I don't know how i come up with these ideas they just seem to get crazier and crazier. Now what do you think Athrun want's Lacus to do for him? Well I don't know do you? So for anyone who doesn't read the intro. BF WILL UPDATE BY TUESDAY! hopefully... Well all you guys have to do now is PUSH THE PRETTY PURPLE BUTTON AND MAKE AN AUTHOR HAPPY! BECAUSE A HAPPY AUTHOR UPDATES BF! Well have a good week, weekend, month, season, and year.

Ciao from me the very evil author,

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