Brooklynboy444 has signed on.
XSaharaXDesertX has signed on.
Brooklynboy444: Hey Sarah
XSaharaXDesertX: Omg, Spot, did u get the message I left on ur phone?
Brooklynboy444: No
XSaharaXDesertX: U didn't? Okay, I'll email u the copy of my journal entry
XSaharaXDesertX is away.
Brooklynboy444 is away.
XSaharaXDesertX has returned from away.
Brooklynboy444 has returned from away.
Brooklynboy444: did that really happen?
XSaharaXDesertX: yah!
Brooklynboy444: so r u breakin up wit jack?
XSaharaXDesertX: I guess so. I dunno how to tell my parents bout david bein gei though.
Brooklynboy444: then don't. If those 2 keep messin around ur folks will find out soon enough
XSaharaXDesertX: ya think?
Brooklynboy444: trust me. As soon as the weekend's over, the news will spread faster than butter on toast
XSaharaXDesertX: I don't want dave 2 get hurt though. He is already stressed about getting reddy for college
Brooklynboy444: The only thing that'll hurt him is jack sticking his
XSaharaXDesertX: spot shut up. Don't even finish that sentence
Brooklynboy444: wut?
XSaharaXDesertX: my bro wouldn't have sex b4 getting married
Brooklynboy444: u did
XSaharaXDesertX: no, that was a rumor:
Brooklynboy444: orly? We could change that :9
XSaharaXDesertX: u pervert!
Brooklynboy444: Im kiddin!
XSaharaXDesertX: do you really think they've done it yet though?
Brooklynboy444: u rly wanna no wut I think?
XSaharaXDesertX: yes
Brooklynboy444: I think they have, but only once
XSaharaXDesertX: how do you no?
Brooklynboy444: because jack is shy about sex
XSaharaXDesertX: yeah…how would u no?
Brooklynboy444: nvm
XSaharaXDesertX: tell me, spot!
Brooklynboy444: I said nvm!
XSaharaXDesertX: Spotttt!
Brooklynboy444: no
XSaharaXDesertX: :
XSaharaXDesertX: fine
Brooklynboy444: lmao
XSaharaXDesertX: tell u wut, though. Wanna go see a movie 2nite?
Brooklynboy444: sure. Wut do u wanna see?
XSaharaXDesertX: how bout superman returns?
Brooklynboy444: I thought u said that movie looked bad
XSaharaXDesertX: well, superman is the opposite of batman and jack loved batman begins, so this is my own…movie revenge
Brooklynboy444: lol. Pick u up at 8 then?
XSaharaXDesertX: alrite. C u then, spot.
XSaharaXDesertX has signed off.
Brooklynboy444 has signed off.
Spot's Receipt:
CVS PHARMACY
272 8th AVENUE, NEW YORK, NY
1 BOX TRJN CNDM 3.49
1 ITEM
SUBTOTAL 3.49
TAX 0.23
TOTAL 3.72
PAID 5.00
CHANGE 1.28
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RETURNS WITH RECEIPT THRU 08/11/2006
JUNE 10, 20067:27PM
Jack's Receipt:
CVS PHARMACY
272 8th AVENUE, NEW YORK, NY
1 BOX MDL TN FRML 4.49
1 ITEM
SUBTOTAL 3.49
TAX 0.23
TOTAL 4.72
PAID 5.00
CHANGE 0.28
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RETURNS WITH RECEIPT THRU 08/11/2006
JUNE 10, 20067:34PM
Jack's Personal Narrative for Mrs. Platt's English class.
My
head hurts.
Badly.
I
think it is from the heat.
It
is 97 degrees outside.
Fahrenheit.
And
it is humid.
Like,
so humid that you can step outside and drown.
Speaking
of drowning.
Geez.
I
can't believe what David did.
He
was like fucking James Blunt the way he jumped into the pool.
And
I seriously thought he needed CPR.
I
shoulda realized he just wanted more of…
Well,
I don't think I'll go into details.
I
don't want to get suspended.
The
thing that scares me is that when I figured out he was breathing, I
didn't stop.
Old
Jack would have stopped and gotten very mad and yelled.
But
New Jack kept going. He did not object. New Jack was happy.
I
don't like New Jack.
I
don't like Old Jack either.
I don't know where Middle-Aged-Just-About-To-Get-Prostate-Problems-So-I'll-Go-Be-In Some-Male-Vitamin-Commercial-Jack is.
Well,
never mind.
He
probably went off to do that commercial and get paid enough money to
go buy a house in the Outer Banks with a pool and private beach.
I'm
so confused about this whole thing.
I'm
not gay.
Not
like those guys on Bravo who prance around and make straight guys
good looking.
No
no no no.
OW.
I
just stood up to turn my lamp on and bunked my head on my loft bed.
Owwwwwww.
Oh
Christ.
My
fucking head.
I
think I might be dying.
This
is worse than a hangover headache.
Maybe
the blood vessels in my skull have expanded with the heat.
UGH.
The
computer screen isn't helping either.
Aw,
shit.
It
is burning my retinas.
Since
we're on the topic of burning, I'd like to mention the burning
feeling in my blood right now.
I'm
so pissed that even the humidity outside cannot put out my fire of
anger.
How
do you like that, Mrs. Platt?
Descriptive
sentence, right?
Aw,
not really.
Okay,
I need some ibuprofen.
I've
been taking a lot of that lately.
Actually,
I've been taking a lot of a lot of things (that's quite a tongue
twister, eh?)
Three
Advil every two days.
Three
Tums every day.
One
Flintstones vitamin every day.
Two
Excedrin every three days.
One
anxiety pill every four days.
Two
Midol every three days.
The
thing was, I thought the Midol was some kind of sleeping pill.
Turns
out it is some PMS drug.
Perhaps
there's like some estrogen dose in it that is making me be all
queer.
Yeah.
That's it. I should sue whoever put that stuff in CVS.
Crap.
I never mentioned why I was mad, did I?
I
am mad because:
1. Sarah went out on a date with Spot. Since he is one of my best friends, this is a huge act of treason.
2. She went to go see Superman Returns with him. This is the worst kind of betrayal you can do to a Batman Begins fan.
3. My head is throbbing more than an amplifier at a Slipknot concert.
4. It is so hot in here that I am considering sticking my head in the freezer and risk getting hypothermia.
5. I have some weird thin phlegm in my throat that has been there for two days now and every time I try to clear it refuses to move. Stupid stubborn spit.
6. My couch has a quarter from David's pocket on it that fell out a few days ago. It is mocking me and questioning my masculinity. I should go spend it.
7. I'm really exhausted but I have to stay up to finish this.
8. I realized that I probably won't ever get to go to Santa Fe.
9. I haven't seen my dad in two months and I suddenly miss my mom.
10. I'm crying. Men aren't supposed to cry.