Timeline; 20 years hence

Rating; PG

Disclaimer; well as these are real people and I'm imagining how they'll be in 20 years don't really need one (but please don't sue for libel, I have no money)

Summary; where will the cast of Buffy and Angel be in twenty years time? Let's have a look

Distribution; as you like it

Where are they now?

It was a gala evening as the stars turned up to entertainment industry's tribute to Anthony Stewart Head and the presentation of his lifetime achievement award. Amongst the guests was his ex-Buffy co-star David Boreanaz, still sporting the perm from his latest TV movie, the David Hasselhoff biopic "Knightrider to Baywatch; The Glory Years".

Also amongst the ex-Buffy alumni was Michelle Tractenburg accompanied by her wife and Presidential running mate Britney Spears. She refused to be drawn on political issues saying that tonight was a night to honour her old showbiz pal but America's favourite couple are currently ten points ahead of the Scharzenegger/Rice ticket in the polls.

Oscar winner Sarah Michelle Gellar sent flowers as she is currently sailing the seven seas on a yacht with her children, emotionally drained after her divorce from Freddie Prinz Junior following his outing as a transexual cross dresser. A bouquet was also received from Alysson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof from the free clinic they opened in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Nicholas Brendon was unable to attend as he is currently in divorce court but contributed a copy of his new Country and Western album "If I had shot you when I wanted to they 'd have let me out by now" dedicated to his third wife ex-Playboy Playmate 'Velocity'.

Kristine Sutherland is locked in negotiations with the city council in her position as Mayoress of New York, opposing plans to rename the island of Manhattan 'Sexandthe City'.

Amber Benson is currently filming a new season of Crime Scene Investigation; Arkansas.

Eliza Dushku is currently fighting for her job as head of the National Organisation of Women following posing for Playboy earlier this month.

Amy Acker now owns a Llama farm in Greenland.

J August Richards is starring in the hit reality TV show "Celebrity Bomb Disposal Expert"

Emma Caulfield will not be eligible for parole for another nine years.

Charisma Carpenter sent greetings by way of time delay digital message from her orbiting space station.

Andy Hallet is currently US Ambassador to Iraq and recently performed to vast cheering crowds in Bagdhad's George Bush Jr memorial stadium on the 20th anniversary of the liberation of the country.

Seth Green issued a press statement from his volcanic island hideaway stating "The details of Anthony Stewart Head's life are quite irrelevant to me!"

Friar James Masters was unavailable for comment as he has taken a vow of silence.

Clare Kramer is currently starring in "Charmed; the next generation" where she plays Alyssa Milano's plastic surgeon.

Vincent Korth….Korthis… the guy who played Angel's son is now the head of Coca-Cola.

Marc Blucas is currently playing Bert the Chimney Sweep in the revival of Mary Poppins on Broadway. Mark Lutz is heading the Canadian Olympic committee.

Juliet Landau is currently working for the CIA and her whereabouts and current appearance are both unknown. Julie Benz is writing her autobiography 'Oh my god, they keep on killing Darla!'

Stephanie Romanov has now been restored a Queen of Russia. Christian Kane is still sought by police in relation to his role in the assassination of Liam Neeson. Mercedes McNab has successfully completed her first term of residency as an Emergency Room surgeon.

And Joss Wheldon? Currently working on his next project; Gilligan's Island-The Return