As heard by random witness at 12:58am.
Voice
One: "Spot, come on, stop it."
Voice
Two: "Relax, Sarah."
Voice
One: "Spot…"
Voice
Two: "Chill, alright?"
Voice
One: "I'm not gonna chill!"
Voice
Two: "Sarah!"
Voice
One: "Quit it!"
Voice
Two: "Just relax!"
Voice
One: "Let go of me, Spot!"
Voice
Three: "Let go of her!"
Voice
Two: "Well if it ain't Jack-Be Nimble, Jack-Be-Quick,
Jack-Go-Suck-Your-Boyfriend's-Dick."
Voice
Three: "Fuck up, Spot. I ain't gay."
Voice
Two: "Sure didn't sound like that the other day. It sounded
like you and Dave were fucking around."
Voice
Three: "Shut up, Spot!"
Voice
One: "Leave him alone, Spot."
Voice
Two: "So now you're in for faggot rights too?"
Voice
One: "I…just…"
Voice
Three: "Hey, Spottie, I got one thing to say to you."
Voice
Two: "What's that, gay boy?"
Voice
Three: "I wanna see those green boxers again."
Voice
Two: "You…little…fuck…"
Voice
One: "What?"
Voice
Three: "Oh, let's Spot explain this one, shall we?"
Voice
One: "What is he talking about, Spot?"
Voice
Two: "Nothing."
Voice
Three: "I wouldn't call it nothing. Remember that St.
Patrick's Day party that Spot had when he was at boarding school?"
Voice
Two: "Shut it, Jack!"
Voice
One: "What happened?"
Voice
Two: "SHUT UP!"
Voice
Three: "Aw, poor little Fido. Scared that you're gonna lose
your precious ego? Well, I don't give a fuck about your god dammed
reputation."
Voice
Two: "I'm gonna kill you. I swear, I'm gonna kill you!"
Voice
Three: "Kill me? Ha, really now? I distinctly remember you
doing something else that night. Almost like "kill", except the
last two letters were two s's."
Voice
One: "Wait…You mean…"
Voice
Two: "SHUT UP, JACK!"
Voice
Three: "That's right."
Voice
One: "You kissed Jack?"
Voice
Two: "No…Sarah…I mean…I was drunk…"
Voice
Three: "Drunk? You didn't take one sip of beer at the
party!"
The dialogue ceased and sounds of struggling occurred next, followed by screaming.
Get
well soon, Jack.
Hope
you feel better, Jack.
That
motherfucker should go to hell. Good job defending your girl, Jack.
-Mush
-Skittery
-Kid
Blink
List of injuries:
-Three
bruised ribs.
-Broken
clavicle.
-Fractured
scapula.
-Bruised
sternum.
Dear students, parental guardians, and faculty:
Two nights ago, a senior from Stuyvesant High School was maliciously attacked by a student attending a Brooklyn high school. Although this occurred outside of the education boundaries, we would like to make this issue public so this does not happen again. We believe that the Stuyvesant student was assaulted due to his sexual orientation. Because of this, Stuyvesant is going to establish a Gay/Straight Alliance program between other high schools in Manhattan and Brooklyn. Since the 2006 school year is concluding in several days, this program will begin in September.
-Mr.
Trials
He
can barely breathe.
He
sure as hell can't talk.
It's
not like he's choosing not to.
He
can't.
Jack
physically cannot talk.
His
entire chest area is damaged.
Every
time he inhales, it hurts.
And
every time I watch him, it hurts me.
This
whole thing is my fault.
If
I had never gotten involved with him, he'd be alright.
And
Sarah, too.
She'd
be fine.
Turns
out Spot was trying to have sex with her when Jack showed up.
And
of course, thank God, she refused to.
Or,
maybe that's actually a bad thing.
If
she hadn't flipped out, Jack wouldn't have heard them.
He
wouldn't have gone to help her.
He'd
be at home now, instead of the hospital.
Oh
my God.
What
the hell am I saying?
No.
No. No.
It
is a good thing that Sarah refused.
It
is a good thing that Jack helped her.
It
is a bad thing that Spot has a savage libido.
None
of this is my fault.
Or
Jack's or Sarah's fault.
It's Spot's.
Look,
look.
See
Spot.
See
David.
See
David rip Spot's fucking windpipe out.
Conversation between Jack and Sarah at the hospital, as heard by a nurse who is probably not being paid enough for her efforts and is probably organizing a union within the hospital to go on strike.
"So
how was Superman Returns?"
"Not
as good as Batman Begins."
"I
knew it."
"The
actor in Batman Begins is a lot better than the Superman Returns
guy."
"Uh-huh."
"He
looks a lot like you, you know. It's seriously weird, Jack."
"So
you mean he's extremely handsome then, right?"
"Exactly."
"Heh."
"Hey
um…the other night…"
"Hmmm?"
"I
never said thank you."
"And
you'll never have to."
Author's Note:
Alright. Sorry I've been so behind in the story. School's been pretty busy with final exams and stuff. Oh, and last two sentences of this chapter were actually the last lines in Batman Begins. Heh.
