Scientific Survey on Previous Term Paper.
David Jacobs.
I forgot what period this is.
And the date. I forgot that too.

What did you learn while examining your organism?

I learned that my hypothesis was right all along. Jack Kelly is hostile. He's savage, he's a back-stabber, and he's a lying piece of filth. Oh, and you want proof of this inference? Here's some data for you. I watched Jack Kelly's courtship behavior. The animal mated with three others during a horribly close period of time. Preposterous, right? But it's true. I believe I've made a brilliant scientific discovery here.

If you had the opportunity, would you study this organism again?

Did I forget to mention how dangerous Jack Kelly is? He ripped my heart out. It's a wonder that I'm still alive. So of course I don't want to study him again. Why should I risk my life studying this brutal creature? Why don't you get another person to observe him instead? Spot Conlon, perhaps.

I don't feel like answering anymore questions, now. My answers won't have enough scientific value to make sense. Want to know why? If you haven't gotten it through your head by now, I made a bad decision a few weeks ago. I never should have studied Jack Kelly. I don't care if I fail this assignment, I don't care if MIT doesn't want me anymore. None of it is worth it.

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SantaFe1934 has signed on.

Stuyvesant232 has signed on.

SantaFe1934: Are you there, Davey?

Stuyvesant232: What is it?

SantaFe1934: I wanted to say sorry again.

Stuyvesant232: Well stop it. I don't want anymore sorry's, Jack.

SantaFe1934: Why not? What more do you want me to say to you?

Stuyvesant232: Do you love him?

SantaFe1934: What? What are you talking about?

Stuyvesant232: Do you love Spot?

SantaFe1934: I don't know, Dave. You think this is easy for me? I've committed so many sins this month…If I died right now and I was Catholic, I'd be going to Hell…

Stuyvesant232: But you're not Catholic.

SantaFe1934: I'm just saying. What I did was wrong. Downright wrong. I shouldn't have done any of it. I'm sorry.

Stuyvesant232: Any of it? What, that means you shouldn't have had sex with me?

SantaFe1934: Geez…I don't know! You're my best friend. Look at this as "David The Friend" and not "David The Lover"

Stuyvesant232: But I'm not just a friend anymore. I haven't been "just a friend" since that day at your apartment.

SantaFe1934: You know what? This is all the Chinese food's fault. All that MSG must have gone to your head that day.

Stuyvesant232: My head? I didn't start this! You started this, Jack! You were the one who kissed me and all that! I had nothing to do with it!

SantaFe1934: What, now you're accusing me of rape? It doesn't matter who started it. You didn't tell me to stop it.

Stuyvesant232: Jack…

SantaFe1934: What? What do you want?

Stuyvesant232: That day that you said you loved me…Did you mean it?

SantaFe1934: I…don't…know…

Stuyvesant232: …are…are you sure?

SantaFe1934: I don't fucking KNOW!

Stuyvesant232: Yes or no, Goddamn it!

SantaFe1934: You want the truth?

Stuyvesant232: YES!

SantaFe1934: No. I don't love you. I was drugged in the hospital. I didn't know what I was saying, alright? But I do now. I don't love you, David Jacobs. I do not love you.

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SantaFe1934 has signed off.

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Dear Diary,

I don't know what to do about Jack and David. I'm still angry with Jack, but angrier with David. He is taking this further than it really needs to go. I should be the one who's depressed, Jack cheated on me twice. He never really cheated on my brother, and yet Dave is acting like he did.

OMG. I just had the worst thought. If Jack hooked up with Davey and me, than what's from stopping him from going after Les? OMG OMG OMG. I bet he is. I bet he's going to try and hook up with Les! OMG OMG OMG OMG. I have to stop him!

Sincerely,
Sarah.

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Les's Neopets "Journal"

Sarah won't stop watching me. I'm scared. I asked her why and she said she was protecting me from Jack (he just got out of the hospital this morning) Whatever. She can be such a n00b sometime. I wish I could put her in my shop sell her for some Neopoints. Once I get enough, I plan on painting my Poogle orange. Unless they come out with a Cowboy Paintbrush before that. That would be so cool if Cowboy213648032 could be a real cowboy, just like Jack.

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As heard by Les from the computer room.

"Who is it?"

"It's Jack."

"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU CHILD MOLESTER!"

"What the hell are you talking about, Sarah?"

"I'm not letting you touch Les!"

"WHAT?"

"I know why you're here, and you'd better leave, you pedophile!"

"Sarah, can you be rational for a second and listen to what you're saying?"

"Don't try and smooth talk your way into our house!"

"You live in an apartment, not a house."

"You know what I mean, Jack!"

"Can you just let me in?"

"Why? So you can feel up my brother?"

"No! Christ, Sarah! I just need to talk to him."

"Why?"

"Because I need to clear some things up with him, that's why!"

"You're a creep! How can feel like that about a ten year old boy?"

"Wait…Are we talking about the same brother here? I want to talk to David, not Les!"

"Oh, you can't fool me, Jack."

"What are you smoking, Sarah? I'm not after Les, that's disgusting and immoral! I just want to talk to David. D-A-V-I-D! DAVID!"

"…Really?"

"Yes, really!"

"Well, he isn't home."

"Where is he?"

"I don't know. You're gonna see him at graduation tomorrow anyways."

"Oh shit! Tomorrow's graduation?"

"Duh!"

"Oh no. No no no no no no. Okay, I gotta go."

"Bye."

"Tell Dave I stopped by, okay?"

"Uh…sure…whatever…"

"Thanks. Bye Sarah."

"Bye…"

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Ask Dr. Phil Column

Dear Dr. Phil,

A few months ago, I slept with one of my friends. The next morning, we stopped talking to each other. The friend I slept with already had a girlfriend, so he acted like I was invisible and hung out with her a lot. Then, about a month ago, he slept with her brother. Eventually she found out and broke up with him. Then her brother found out about me, and got mad at him. Here's my question. Where do I fit in to this? Should I try and get in a relationship with my friend? I love him a lot.

Sincerely,
Corner of the Love Square.

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Dear Corner,

It sounds like your "friend" is irresponsible when is comes to relationships. If you start dating him, he will most likely cheat on you. I know you love him, but how would you feel if he didn't love you back? Also, in cases like this, reckless behavior could lead to serious problems, like acquiring an STD. I hate to say it, but I think it is best to use your head and not your heart.

-Dr. Phil

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Jack's Graduation Speech

I'd like to thank you all for being here tonight and drinking all my booze. No, really. There's something about being a senior…you're never too short of making memories. We all strived to make this year full of experiences that we'd remember until we're old and wrinkled and wearing diapers again. Some of those experiences were amazing: the Homecoming game, the Christmas toy drive, Senior Skip day, the Prom, the drama club's performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream, and little everyday things like when Mush did that strip tease and Mr. Trial's threw a wallet at him.

Despite how much of an impact those things have made on me, this past month has brought the most sentiment. The last weeks of our school year were full of pranks and scandals and controversies. I know that everything that's happened is always going to stick with me. You all know what I'm talking about.

Anyways, here's to us. We're done with the SAT's; we're done with school…until the end of the summer that is. I wish you all good luck, whether you're going to college or working at Burger King serving chicken fries. Whatever you do with your life, don't ever forget how you spent your last four years…or month. Don't forget about your friends, your teachers, or your loves…Cheers.

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Author's Note:

Sorry about the "BREAKBREAKBREAKBREAKBREAK" thing. Fanfiction isn't letting me put breaks in.