So.
This
is my assignment.
For…for
myself.
Yeah.
After
I said my speech and everyone threw their hats in the air and cried
and took pictures with their friends and family and all that, I went
up to David. Here's what happened:
Me: "Hiya Davey."
Him: "Hi Jack."
Me: "How are you?"
Him: "I'm alright, I guess."
Me: "What I said the other day, online…"
Him: "Yeah?"
Me: "I didn't mean it."
Him: "What…about me or Spot?"
Me: "I love you, David. But I like Spot too. So…for now, I'm just gonna get outta the city for awhile and make up my mind."
Him: "Oh…"
Me: "It's the best thing. I don't want to hurt either of you."
Him: "Uh…"
Me: "What?"
Him: "I love you, Jack."
Me: "I know you do. But you know what they say. If you love someone, let 'em go. It's probably better for you and Spot if I go for a bit, you know?"
Him: "I guess so."
Me: "You're still edgy, aren't you?"
Him: "Well sorta…it's just, I keep dropping my diploma and my speech and everything…I need a paper clip or something."
Me: "A paper clip? Don't be cuter than you are, Dave. Paper clips are useless and should burn in hell."
The
end.
Sincerely,
Jack.
Exit
Cowboy.