Just got back from seeing the Pepsi Tall Ships, and was it the greatest or what? Yes, I just let people know I'm from N.C.USA, but whatever. They had these pirate actors that were in character ALL DAY. No breaks at all. From ten to five they couldn't answer questions about their real life unless they used it as a part of the act. It was great! One pulled my sis into the street and asked if he could keep her...Then my school's band played and saw some friends...Well I'm posting chap three the same day as two because it is the fourth of July and I'm doing this for a special!
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Ember Nickel: Thank you, and I think guys that play Chess are hot so I had to transfer it over...
QueenNaberrie:Here be chap three! Thank you for the wonderful reviews!
JediDaughter1:I'm glad you thought it was funny! I thought it was okay but it's nice to know other think so too! I got this survey and sent it to my parents...They gave the weirdest answers...
Jedi Master Arie Skywalker:After I put that Luke wouldn't want to live on Tat I thought of Vadar...Hindsight sucks...Well here's chappy three!
Chapter Three
Han Solo
RE:
TO:Han ,themasterATsmugglerden.mail
FROM:Luke ,jedipilotATsaviorsoftheworld.mail
1.LIVING ARRANGMENT: MILLENIUM FALCON
2.WHAT ARE YOU READING: WHO HAS TIME FOR READING?
3.WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHOR: SEE ABOVE
4.FAVOURITE BOARD GAME: MONOPOLY ( CHESS LUKE? THAT'S JUST CREEPY KID)
5.FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: SMUGGLER MONTHLY ( YOU NEED MAGAZINE TO TELL YOU HOW TO BE WHAT YOU ARE? ONLY YOU)
6.WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSR PAD: WHAT'S THAT? IS IT EDIBLE? LIKE A PADDY MADE OF MOUSE? IS THE ANSWER CHEESE?
7.FAVOURITE SMELLS: MACHINES, MY BED SHEETS, HOW I SMELL AFTER A HARD DAY OF WORK ( FLOWERS? WHAT KINDA PANSY ARE YOU MAN? EAT SOME RED MEAT!)
8.LEAST FAVOURITE SMELLS: WET WOOKIE, FAILURE. HAVE TO AGREE ON THE EMPEROR...
9.FAVOURITE SOUND: A GOOD RUNNING SHIP, QUIET LEIA ( GOOD ANSWER LUKE. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE BIRD LANDS A 'GIFT' ON YA?)
10.WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU THINK OF AT NIGHT: HOW MUCH MONEY I MADE THAT DAY
11.WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING: HOW MUCH MONEY I'M GOING TO MAKE ( LUKE, DID YOU SEND THIS TO VADAR? BECAUSE THE THINGS YOU'RE LEAVING IN THIS E-MAIL MAKES ME WONDER...AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT COMING 'HOME'?)
12.FAVOURITE COLOR: GREEN, SILVER, GOLD
13.FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: I AIN'T THINKING ABOUT A HAN JR. YET
14.WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE: MONEY, ANNOYING HER HOLYNESS, SUCCESS
15.FAVOURITE FOODS: ANYTHING THAT WON'T EAT ME BACK
16.VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: CHOCOLATE
17.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST: NAH, YA THINK? IDIOTS
18.STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: ANNOYING
19.WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: I CAN'T REMEMBER
20.YOUR FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: THE FALCON
21.IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE: SOMEONE RICH
22.FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: TO MANY TO COUNT ( AND YOU CONSIDER THAT A FLAW? IT'S JUST GOOD TASTE, DON'T APOLOGIZE NINNY!)
23.DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: COLD DAY IN HADES MAYBE
24.IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE: KING
25.IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR: WHY DESTORY A GOOD THING? ( LUKE, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MATURE!)
26.EVER BEEN IN LOVE: MAYBE, I AIN'T GOING TO TELL YOU
27.IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: WHAT'S IN IT? WHISKEY?
28.FAVOURITE PASS TIME: COUNTING MY MONEY
29.WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: WHY DON'T YOU COME FIND OUT? ( GIRLS ONLY)
30.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: ANYTHING HIGH
31.MOST RESENT EXTRAVAGANT PURCHASE: ERMMM, WHICH ONE?
32.FAVOURTE VACATION SPOT: ANY GOOD TAVERN
33.PLACE YOU WANT TO LIVE: IN A PALACE
34.PLACE YOU HATE: HOTH, TATOOINE ( SAND GET IN 'BAD' PLACES)
35.LAKE OR OCEAN: LAKE
36.CAKE OR PIE: CAKE ( THAT RYMES...ON PURPOSE, LUKE?)
37.BOXERS OR BRIEFS: REAL MEN WEAR BOXERS ( AT LEAST YOU GOT ONE THING RIGHT)
38.SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: HE'S A GOOD FRIEND. GULLIBLE TOO:O)
39.PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: HAVE NO CLUE
40.PERSON WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: CHEWBACCA
Luke, why did you send me this? It was fun sure but it's kinda...Kidish. Aren't you supposed to be a Jedi thing? Whatever, you're still nuts.
Han 'The Master' Solo
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