Wow, we actualy had a tie...Well, I guess I'll do both if I can! Lando now, Emperor next! Whee!
JediDaughter1:Well here he is! I loved the thought as soon as you sent it! Thank you for the idea!
QueenNaberrie:I'm having Leia send it to Lando because I can feel there would be more humor in that area. But I thank you for the other ideas though, they rock! I plan on doing one next! Thanks again!
ahmaira:Glad you like! Thank you!
ashbabe8384:Two ain't bad outta seven I hope! Thanks for the ideas!
Dranzen:Well, as you most likely gathered, we are doing the Emperor next. Yay! His Holy Stinkyness! Just remember to wear nose plugs...
Chapter Five
Lando Calrissian
RE:
TO:Lando ,lanthemanATex-governers.mail
FROM:Leia ,senatororgana2ATsenators.mail
1.LIVING ARRANGMENT: REBEL BASE ( WITH YOU)
2.WHAT ARE YOU READING: BOOK ON POLITICS ( I ON THE ONTHER HAND PASSED THE TENTH)
3.WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHOR: I DON'T HAVE A SPESIFIC ONE, TOO MANY TO CHOSE!
4.FAVOURITE BOARD GAME: STRANGE, I LIKE CHESS MYSELF!
5.FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: TIMES ( AND I AGREE, A PRINCESS SHOULD BE PAMPERED)
6.WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: SAD TO SAY I DON'T HAVE ONE, WOULD LIKE ONE FOR MY COLLECTION ( WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME AND SEE IT?)
7.FAVOURITE SMELLS: PERFUME, FLOWERS, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ( SUCH AS YOURSELF)
8.LEAST FAVOURITE SMELLS: FAILURE
9.FAVOURITE SOUND: WOMEN SINGING, CLASSICAL MUSIC ( WHAT DID HE SAY?)
10.WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU THINK OF AT NIGHT: WHEN WILL WE BE AT PEACE ( NOPE, HE'S A ONE TRACK MIND)
11.WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING: HOW MUCH I HAVE TO PLAN
12.FAVOURITE COLOR: WHITE, GOLD, SILVER, PURPLE
13.FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: WHATEVER MY FUTURE WIFE WANTS ( DO YOU HAVE SOME ONE IN MIND?)
14.WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE: TO FIND A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO SHARE IT WITH ( DON'T WORRY ABOUT HAN, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S MISSING)
15.FAVOURITE FOODS: CHOOLATE STRAWBERRIES, ANGEL FOOD CAKE
16.VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: VANILLA
17.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST: NOT UNLESS THE SITUATION CALLS FOR IT
18.STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU
19.WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: LAND SPEEDER
20.YOUR FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: MILLENIUM FALCON
21.IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE: ONLY YOU
22.FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: CHILLED WINE
23.DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: YES
24.IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE: SENATOR
25.IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR: I DON'T WANT TO
26.EVER BEEN IN LOVE: YES
27.IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: BOTH
28.FAVOURITE PASS TIME: READING
29.WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: I'M NOT SURE
30.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: 2
31.MOST RESENT EXTRAVAGANT PURCHASE: HOT TUB
32.FAVOURTE VACATION SPOT: ANYWHERE WITH YOU
33.PLACE YOU WANT TO LIVE: SEE ABOVE
34.PLACE YOU HATE: A PLACE AWAY FROM YOU
35.LAKE OR OCEAN: OCEAN
36.CAKE OR PIE: PIE
37.BOXERS OR BRIEFS: BOXERS
38.SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SMART FUNNY WOMAN
39.PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: CHEWIE
40.PERSON WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: WEDGE
Ms. Leia, thank you for sending such a nice e-mail. I was wondering if you would like to come over for dinner at some time?
Truly yours
Lando
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This e-mail was scanned by Mr. Scan
I have to do this because it popped into my mind and this chapter didn't feel funny so I am adding this to make it better!
TO:Lando ,lanthemanATex-governors.mail
FROM:Luke ,jedipilotATsaviorsoftheworld.mail
Lando,
Leia showed me this letter. All I can say to you is, BUGGER OFF! She is my SISTER you FREAK! So if you think you even have an iota of a chance with her we'll play 'tag' with my light-saber! So I'll only warn you once, do you want me to turn to the dark side? Do you WANT another Vadar? Because that's what you'll get if you don't BACK OFF! DO NOT TEMPT A DESPERATE MAN! I WILL TURN! You have no idea how good the benefits are, and if I do join, my dad will let me kill the emperor and we'll rule together...My moral standards are only so high!
Luke Skywalker/Vadar
Ps:Don't tell Han she's my sister, I want to see his face!
Pps:Don't tell anyone I'm related to Vadar or see threat above.
As you can tell, Lando was not being very much truthful, but I had a request that he try to impress Leia since he's a ladies man and loved the challenge.Next Emperor, but still send in requests! I'm only doing this because of a tie!
-The Angel