Chapter Two: Up A Tree With A Stiletto
Disclaimer: No, unfortunately we don't own Inuyasha and Gang. We do own this story, the characters of Brianna and Riley, and our imaginations. Updating for this story will occur at least once a week maybe more if we get especially bored. Oh, and we don't do recaps.
Brianna and Riley (Yes, they're still screaming)
"O.K.!" yelled Riley pushing Brianna away from her, "Let's just take a deep breath and try to figure out what happened."
"I want to go home now!" said Brianna clicking her heels together and her eyes tearing up. "Dammit! This always works in the movies."
"Oh stop," said Riley shaking her head, "you're embarrassing yourself."
"WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST I DO!" screamed Brianna stomping her foot. "WE ARE SO OBVIOUSLY NOT WHERE WE WERE TWO HOURS AGO! ALL I WANT IS FOR SOME GUY TO COME OUT AND SAY, 'YOUV'VE BEEN PUNKED!"
"Look!" said Riley narrowing her blue eyes as she turned towards Brianna, "One: that's not going to happen. Two: if you don't stop yelling I'm going to kill you. Three: Let's just try and find some sign of intelligent life besides myself."
"Fine, let's…." said Brianna. "Hey wait a minute!"
"Shush!" hissed Riley grabbing Brianna's hand and squeezing it.
"I wi-ll no-t. . ." sputtered Brianna trying to free her hand from Riley's grip.
"Shush and listen for a minute!" said Riley cocking her head to the side.
"Inuyasha," yelled a female voice, "Wait for us!"
"Hurry up!"yelled a masculine voice, "You humans are so pathetic!"
"Inuyasha, are you certain the voices were coming from this direction?" asked a different female voice.
"Now Sango," said another man's voice, "I am certain Inuyasha is capable of finding the direction from which a scream issued."
"Come on you guys! I don't hear anything anymore!" yelled the first male voice.
"Wait! Inuyasha, I can sense jewel shards!" said the first female voice.
"Good! Then maybe I can still kick some ass today!" yelled the first male voice.
Riley and Brianna looked at each other with big eyes and panic growing in their guts.
"What do we do?" asked Brianna getting ready to bolt. "Maybe they can help us."
"Yeah," said Riley sarcasm in her voice, "Sounds like their into helping folks, NOT!"
"Should we run?" asked Brianna edging away as she heard the voices getting closer.
The girls suddenly heard footsteps getting louder and closer behind them.
"Quick! Climb up the trees!" said Riley grabbing hold of a branch and climbing up a nearby tree.
"Help me!" said Brianna as her heels caused her to slip down the tree.
"Heaven forbid you should wear some sensible shoes!" said Riley as she hoisted Brianna up onto the limb next to her.
"You should know," smirked Brianna, "There your shoes."
"WHA---!" began Riley but she was abruptly cut off as Brianna spied a strange guy in a red outfit walk towards the well they had fallen in.
Inuyasha and Gang POV
Inuyasha cautiously entered the clearing around the well and looked around. He was soon followed by Kagome, Miroku, and Sango.
"Inuyasha," began Kagome, "I can still sense the jewel shards but there's nobody here."
"I'm sure there is!" said Inuyasha irritated as he began to sniff around.
"Now, now Inuyasha," said Miroku stepping up to the half-demon, "We're all entitled to our own mistakes. There's nothing to be ashamed of."
"Shut up you lecherous monk!" growled Inuyasha shoving Miroku down to the ground.
"Inuyasha!" exclaimed Sango and Kagome together. Sango then considerately helped Miroku off the ground only to feel his hand explore her bottom.
"MIROKU!" screamed Sango slapping the monk across the face.
"It was worth the pain." moaned Miroku as he rubbed his purple cheek.
Kagome cocked her head and her eyes widened as she thought she heard sniggering from a nearby tree. However, before she could say anything to the others Inuyasha called her attention to something else.
"Hey! What's this thing?" yelled Inuyasha picking something off of the ground near the well.
"It looks like an IPod." said Kagome taking it from Inuyasha and examining it.
"A wha?" said Sango looking at the strange shiny rectangle.
"Pray, what is this IPod Lady Kagome?" asked Miroku looking over Inuyasha's shoulder trying to ignore the purple mark that was deepening in its color across his face.
"It stores music in it and then if you put these things in your ears you can listen to the music inside it." said Kagome demonstrating for the gang. No one noticed Inuyasha snap his head towards the same tree that Kagome thought she'd heard the sniggering coming from.
"It's not yours is it Kagome?" asked Sango turning the strange object over in her hands.
"No, I don't own one." said Kagome puzzled, "That's why I can't figure out what's it doing here. It's an object from my time not yours."
During this conversation Inuyasha had slowly begun to move to a certain tree, sniffing the ground as he went.
Brianna and Riley (still in a tree)
"What are they doing? Does that guy have dog ears!" exclaimed Brianna in a harsh whisper.
"Quit moving! They'll hear us!" scolded Riley peering through the leaves of the tree.
"I can't believe that guy has dog ears. They have to be fake." said Brianna gripping the tree tighter as she watched the strangers. They watched as the dog eared guy got angry and shoved the brown haired guy to the ground. As one of the girls chewed out the dog guy the other girl helped the other guy off the ground. Suddenly the girl with the ponytail hit the brown haired guy across the face.
"Crap!" laughed Riley holding a hand to her side, "I think I might fall out of the tree if I laugh any harder."
"Shhhhhhh!" said Brianna trying to suppress her own laughter. "They'll hear us."
"Oh shiz!" exclaimed Riley as she saw the dog guy pick up her brand new IPod. "I thought it was still in my pocket!"
The girls watched as the girl in the skirt started messing with Riley's IPod. Needless to say Riley was not pleased about this since she is very possessive of her possessions.
"I can't believe she's messing with it! That's mine! MINE!" yelled Riley as her voice grew louder, "OH MY GOSH SHE STUCK THE PHONES IN HER GAG NASTY EARS!"
"Crap Riley!" said Brianna as she held back her spazzed out cousin . "Calm down they're gonna hear us!"
"I don't give a crap!" said Riley shaking her fist at the 'gag nasty girl'
"Oh no." said Brianna looking at Riley in horror, "Riley! Look at me! What did you have today to eat and or drink?"
Riley paused in her long list of painful things she was going to do to the 'gag nasty girl' to look at her cousin for a second.
"I didn't eat anything today!" said Riley glaring at Brianna, "All I've had is three RockStar energy drinks and a small glass of Captain Morgan. Well okay so it was a big glass. What it's not that big a deal."
"Yes it is you moron!" hissed Brianna slapping Riley in the head, "All that is just now kicking in and your about to totally loose control! You can't lose control! You're supposed to be the smart one."
"Awwww. Bree am I really that smart?" snickered Riley at her worried cousin.
"Shut up!" said Brianna as she watched the dog guy stalk towards their hiding place. "The weird dog guy's coming this way! What do we do?" she asked.
"Give me your stilettos!" said the Riley as she slipped further into her sugar rush.
"What good will that do! You know what, you're capable of anything right now, so here!" said Brianna still panicking, "With any luck your lack of sanity will cause a miracle to happen."
"Maybe," smirked Riley taking aim at the 'gag nasty girl', "Or maybe I'll cause the death of us both! Right about. . ."
Inuyasha and Gang POV
Inuyasha slowly crept up to the tree, listening as he heard the two voices grow more and more frantic. He growled as he prepared to launch himself at the whatever was hiding in the tree.
"Okay, I'll attack right about. . ."thought Inuyasha preparing to destroy the threat hidden in the tree (though strangely it didn't smell that bad, if he didn't know any better he'd swear he smelt liquor.)
Just as Inuyasha was preparing to leap up into the trees he heard Kagome and the others scream.
Let me know what you think about this chapter as my traitorous co-author has turned tail and abandoned me. This chapter was more humor than anything. And if you haven't figured it out yet I am most definitely Riley.