Well, I guess we'll do Ben/Obi-wan!

JediDaughter1:Thanks! Yoda was a little hard to do, but once you get in the rythme it isn't to bad!

Dranzen:I have a mild case of insomnia as well! I would rather stay up than sleep...Ah well, whatever works! I like to update every day because I know what it feels like to wait for freakin' ever. It ain't fun.

QueenNaberrie:Yay, another PotC fan! I loved it! One thing I didn't like was what dear Lizzy did to Jack and Will...I have to say I like her a lot less now.:( And finding you-know-who on the Flying Duchman, I was like OMG! ...I show stop rambling before I let something slip...But that movie was DA BOMB! Go see it if you haven't! It's worth the money! (Huggles Jack and Will)

skywalker05:Yeah, Yoda had some mistakes...X,X He guessed right though! Here is an undead Jedi!...Sugar...(Drool)

Chapter Eight

Obi-Wan Kenobi

RE:

TO:Benny ,sucksbeingdeadATdeadguysunite.mail

FROM:Yody ,sizemattersnotATlittlegreendudes.mail

1.LIVING ARRANGMENT: AFTER FORCE

2.WHAT ARE YOU READING: LIVING DEAD ( SO WHAT IF THE BOY IS TALKING TO HIS DAD? HE HAS A RIGHT!)

3.WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHOR: DON'T MATTER

4.FAVOURITE BOARD GAME: CLUE

5.FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: SO YOU'RE DEAD, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OVER!

6.WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: I DON'T HAVE ONE

7.FAVOURITE SMELLS: I RECALL THE SMELL OF TURKEY...GOOD TIMES

8.LEAST FAVOURITE SMELLS: DEAD PEOPLE, UNWASHED PEOPLE, SWAMPS ( MASTER YODA, YOU ARE SICK!)

9.FAVOURITE SOUND: PEOPLE TALKING, PEACFUL THINGS ( GREAT, YOU'VE GONE SENILE AND OLD GRANPAISH. GREAT)

10.WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU THINK OF AT NIGHT: I HATE BEING DEAD

11.WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING: I WANT TO BE ALIVE!

12.FAVOURITE COLOR: BLUE ( WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO SAY? PURPLE? I'M NOT GAY LIKE WINDU!)

13.FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: I'M DEAD! I CAN'T GET IT ON! WHY DID I SWARE CELIBACY? I SHOULD HAVE PULLED AN ANAKIN...

14.WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE: MAKING SURE LUKE DOESN'T KILL HIMSELF FROM STUPIDITY

15.FAVOURITE FOODS: COOKIES ( SICK DEMENTED OLD FREAK)

16.VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: CHOCOLATE

17.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST: FORCE NO!

18.STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE?

19.WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

20.YOUR FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: ANYTHING WITHOUT ANAKIN BEING PILOT

21.IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE: I AM BLOODY DEAD! I HAVE MET EVERY ONE I WANTED!

22.FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: ANYTHING STRONG

23.DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: NOT ANY MORE

24.IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE: ALIVE

25.IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR: PUNK YELLOW WITH BLACK STRIPES ( I WANT VARIETY! AND LET THE BOY EXPERAMENT! IT'S GOOD FOR HIM!)

26.EVER BEEN IN LOVE: YEAH, FEW TIMES ( EWW, MASTER YODA! DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!)

27.IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: HALF FULL

28.FAVOURITE PASS TIME: SCARING PEOPLE ( BEING A FORCE GHOST HAS SOME GOOD POINTS...)

29.WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: I DON'T SLEEP

30.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: 13

31.MOST RESENT EXTRAVAGANT PURCHASE: I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING FOR THREE YEARS

32.FAVOURTE VACATION SPOT: WORLD OF THE LIVING

33.PLACE YOU WANT TO LIVE: WORLD OF THE LIVING

34.PLACE YOU HATE: AFTER FORCE

35.LAKE OR OCEAN: BOTH

36.CAKE OR PIE: PIE

37.BOXERS OR BRIEFS: BOXERS

38.SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: HE'S CRAZY, BUT GOOD WITH THE FORCE

39.PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: EVERY ONE I HOPE, I'M REALLY BORED YA KNOW

40.PERSON WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: NOBODY

I'm so bored! Send me more mail! You have no idea how completely SLOW it is up here!

Benny Kenobi

Happy Ice Cream store! Sells the flavors you want!

Ths e-mail was scanned by Scan Dude Me.

:0) That that for chappy 8!

-The Angel