0.o...So many reviews...I LOVE YOU ALL! I so happy! O.O; Sorry about that...Well, this is Chewies chap.

Disclaimer for whole thing: To get this completely out of the way...For past and future chapters...I OWN FREAKIN' NOTHING! Never have, never will! All I have is pocket lint and you get about two cents for that at MOST. So no, I make no money on this either.

Also, if you are an artist with no place to go or want to look at some really good stuff, Iz good stuff ,yup!

QueenNaberrie:Ahh, the Silver Screen...Gotta love it! But I did expect the man at the end. I looked at and saw a long time ago that they had his actor in the possible cast...I had a hunch from then on...I cheated, so what! Oh crud, they found my! GTG!

Dranzen:Yoda is a bit...Erg! Blurth, that's it! I love inventing words! Granted it probably already means something, and bad at that...Ah well, can't win them all!

Kaiyunarkamus:Thanks! I love when people think it's funny. 0.o...Long name! If you want a spesific person, just ask! I'll see what I can do.

JediDaughter1:Well, when you're dead, you start to think.;) I do like Windu, he's cool. But then he pulls out a PURPLE light saber and I feel like crying...He'd look good with a blue one...And yes, I had wondered on the before Vadar Anakin...I think I'll do it! Good challenge anybob!

Isadora Johnson:Here's Chewie! And I kinda just go with the time that I find has the most potential...But thanks! Glad you like:0)

skywalker05:I just loved the idea of a cynical, bored, and dead Benny:)

Chapter Nine

Chewbacca Havenoclue

RE:

TO:Chewbacca ,fuzzybutsexyATindangeredspecies.mail

FROM:Han ,themasterATsmugglerden.mail

1.LIVING ARRANGMENT: MILLENIUM FALCON

2.WHAT ARE YOU READING: TINKER MASTER EXTREME ( LAZY)

3.WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHOR: ANY GOOD MACHANICS

4.FAVOURITE BOARD GAME: WHATEVER I WAS PLAYING ON THE FALCON WITH R2 ( CHESS IS GOOD)

5.FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: HOT AND FLUFFY

6.WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: A SAW ONE ONCE ( MORON)

7.FAVOURITE SMELLS: MEAT

8.LEAST FAVOURITE SMELLS: EWOKS, HAN ( I'M GOING TO KILL YOU)

9.FAVOURITE SOUND: FALCON WORKING FOR ONCE

10.WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU THINK OF AT NIGHT: HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE WITH HAN ANOTHER DAY

11.WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING: I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HAN

12.FAVOURITE COLOR: BROWN, GREEN, BLUE

13.FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: I DON'T WANT ONE ( THANK THE STARS)

14.WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE: LIVING TO SEE THE NEXT DAY

15.FAVOURITE FOODS: I'M A CARNAVORE, ANY MEAT

16.VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: NEITHER

17.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST: YES

18.STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: COOL

19.WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: SO LONG AGO...I HAD THIS SPEEDER THING

20.YOUR FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: FALCON

21.IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE: NOBODY REALLY

22.FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

23.DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: UM, NO. JUST NO.

24.IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I'M CONTENT AS I AM

25.IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR: YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT?

26.EVER BEEN IN LOVE:

27.IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: HALF FULL DEFINITELY

28.FAVOURITE PASS TIME: ANNOYING HAN

29.WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: I HAVE A COT, AND NOTHING

30.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: 29

31.MOST RESENT EXTRAVAGANT PURCHASE: I LET HAN SPEND HIS MONEY ON STUFF SO I DON'T HAVE TO

32.FAVOURTE VACATION SPOT: KASHEEK ((sp?))

33.PLACE YOU WANT TO LIVE: SEE ABOVE

34.PLACE YOU HATE: ANY EMPIRE OUTPOST

35.LAKE OR OCEAN: BOTH

36.CAKE OR PIE: BOTH

37.BOXERS OR BRIEFS: I GO COMMANDO

38.SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: URG...HE'S A GOOD PILOT?

39.PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: R2

40.PERSON WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: C-3PO

Just 'cause he's a Jedi doesn't mean he can't fool around! YOU of all people should know that! And you do know I was just picking right?

Chewie

Feeling blue? It may be because of a chemical imbalance! See your doctor for a free sample of Therity now!

This e-mail was scanned by Mrs.Scan!

I know he's a bit outta character, but it's all I can do, considering he never REALLY said anything...

-The Angel