A/N: hope u lik it, this was the direct result of hyperness I came up with the idea, and my friend jessie, or thoughtless dreamer, helped me come up with the lyrics.
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"Favorite things"
Fullmetal pipsqueak with handcuffs and whipped cream
"WHO'S SO SMALL HIS WRISTS DON'T FIT IN THE HANDCUFFS!"
When I molest him I'll get him to scream
Black leather pants all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Bright copper blood and warm little fingers
"LITTLE!"
Cream colored p-
Ed throws a random shoe at Envy's face, Envy dodges
-And silky long hair
Dog collars with sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
"Wha— what the fuck's a schnitzel?"
Wild teen hormones that fly with the moon on their wings
Ed stares at Envy strangely, mumbling something like "my hormones
aren't that wild…" sounding pissed off
These are a few of my favorite things!
Ed in white dresses with blue satin sashes
"Th-that was only once! I was intoxicated, okay? Besides, you— argh,
never mind!"
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
When Ed's in the mood where he melts in my arms
These are a few of my favorite things
When Ed punches me
When Ed kicks-me-in-the-balls
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remind Ed of my favorite things
And then I run fooor myyyyy liiiiiiife!
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A/N: hope u enjoyed it! plz review!