Disclaimer: Stop eating my pizza! Geez man. And get out from my basement! Anyway, you know the deal. Sonic and crap don't belong to me, 'cept for the dumb red guy. WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP TELLING YOU?
ON TO THE SHOW!
Tails woke up. "Ugh, what happened? It feels like I crashed through a window and flung into walls!"
Tails started walking down the stairs when he tripped and fell down them.
THUD THUD CRASH THUD THUD THUD BONK THUD
He woke up a few minutes later. Some creepy red guy was poking him with a stick.
"Hey, buddy. You okay?" he said.
"Ughh my head…" Tails groaned. "What happened?"
"You slid down the guard rail and flew into a wall."
"…But I thought I fell down the stairs"
"Oh well. I wasn't looking." He started walking away.
"Where are we?" Tails asked.
"Sonic's house,"
"Then… who are you?"
"Sonic is going grocery shopping, and he asked me to baby-sit you." He said carelessly.
"Wait. Then you're a sitt- is that a beer can that you're holding?"
The red guy looked at what he had in his hand. "Whoa! When did I get this?" He chucked it out the window.
-Outside Sonic's house-
"Okay froggy," Big was saying, "you plant the mine like-." CLUNK "Oww!" Big yelled in his retarded tone of voice, as a beer can flung into his eye.
-Back in the house-
Tails put an ice pack on his head, while the red guy kept doing front flips off of Sonic's balcony.
"You should really stop doing that," Tails said, "you might fall on your head or on another per-."
"Whoa!" Knuckles said as he crashed into Sonic's house with a semi and had some red guy fall on the windshield. Knux got out of the car and started poking him.
"Hey! You alive, there? It looks like your dead, but I'm not sure. Wait." Knuckles looked at me. "That was the absolute DUMBEST line I've ever heard."
SHUT THE HELL UP, KNUCKLES!
"Whoa, where'd that red guy go?" Knuckles said, as he realized the red hedgehog was gone.
-In Sonic's house-
AmyAddict1 was hugging Tails against his will, and that red guy was watching TV and eating nachos… again.
Sonic walked through the door with a bag of groceries in his hand.
"Hey, guys! I'm back!" Sonic yelled. He walked into the living room. "Who's that?" he asked pointing to AmyAddict1.
She threw down a smoke ball and disappeared.
"That was… odd." Sonic said, puzzled. "Anyway, Mario said there was a change of plans. The cruise is tomorrow."
"Okay." The red guy and Tails said in unison.
"Well, I'm going to go to Angel Island for no apparent reason." Tails said as he walked out the door.
After a while Sonic and that red guy heard screams from outside.
"AHHH! IT'S YOU AGAIN! SONIC, HEEEEEEELLLLLP! AAAAAHHHH! STOP HUGGING ME! I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN AMY ADDICT! AHHHHHHHH!"
THE END!
How I interpret things Zone Act 2
Boss: playstation14
Cream plus sugar equals crazy hyperactive...uh...girl? DX
Yes, this story does suck.
However...do you know what a flame is? So far, you have recieved 6 flames.
Why? Because this is what I think of you and your crappy story:
OMG LOL R U SERIOUS HOW OLD U R LEIK 5 YRS OLD OR SOMETIN? GET A LIFE U BASTARD
U R STORRI SUCKS ASS!
So as you can plainly see, everybody flamed you. They were giving you constructive
critisisms, which is a bad thing because I'm a big doodiehead.