Note: WOO! Real flames! And you can't say anything now, playstation14! HA!

Another note: Stop reading the story if you don't like it. That's what I do all the time:-D

The third note: I'm not stupid. I have a different sense of humor. Also, just because I make one of the characters incredibly stupid, doesn't mean that I act like him.

Quadruple note: THIS CHAPTER IS RATED M FOR LANGUAGE BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT.

Disclaimer: I hate you. Sonic and those people aren't mine, 'cept for the red guy.

NOW FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!

-In Eggman's hidden base that he built while I was writing the notes-

"Aaahh. Finally I'm finished building this stupid piece of shit. Now for some Twinkies." Eggman said, walking to his 12-foot pantry. He pulled out a 20-pack box of Twinkies, and sat down in his big evil chair. Yes, even the chair was evil.

"We meet at last doctor,"

"What was that?" Eggman said, dropping his Twinkies. "NOOOO! MY TREASURE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? WHHYYYYYYYYY!"

"…? Anyway I have a plan that will ensure world domination and I need your help."

"World domination, you s- waaait!"

"What?"

"How do I know you're not just a voice in my head?"

A black echidna stepped out of the shadows.

"Aww. But you're a girl." Eggman said, pouting.

"So? What does that have to do with the plan?" she said.

"I don't ever do evil plans with girls!"

"What about Rouge?"

"She had a chaos emerald."

"I brought Krispy Kremes." The black echidna said as she pulled a box of donuts from behind her back.

"YOU'RE IN!" Eggman shouted as he snatched the box from her and shoved his face in it, eating the donuts and snorting.

The black echidna rolled her eyes. "Fatass." She thought.

"I HEARD THAT!" Eggman yelled.

"Heard what? I didn't say anything."

"Oh." Eggman said. He shoved his face back in the donuts.

-The next day-

"SOOOONIIIC!"

"TAILS! WHY DO YOU WAKE ME UP LIKE THIS EVERYDAY?" Sonic yelled as he crawled out of bed.

"WE'RE GOING TO THE CRUISE TODAY, RIGHT? OH, AND AMY'S HERE. AND WHY IS THAT RED GUY STILL HERE?" Tails yelled.

"Tails, I'm right here. There's no need to yell."

"SONIC!" Amy yelled as she hugged him.

"Amy, what are you doing here?" Sonic asked puzzled.

"I heard you were going to a cruise, so I brought my stuff!"

"But! Ugh ok."

"WEEEEEEEE! FASTER FASTER!" Cream was yelling as she was riding on the red hedgehogs shoulders.

"HOLY SHIT! GET IT OFF!" he was yelling, as he ran around the house.

CRASH

"HEY PEOPLE! I GOTS US A RIDE FER DAT CRUISE!" Knuckles said, talking like a redneck.

"Knuckles, why are you talking like that?" Sonic asked.

"LET'S GOOO!" the red guy yelled running out the door

-1 MIN LATER-

Knuckles pulled his red convertible out of Sonic's wall. Knuckles was driving, Sonic was in the passenger seat, Amy the red guy and Tails were in the back seat, and Cream was in the trunk along with all the suitcases.

They started driving when they heard old-school boss music.

"EGGMAN IS ON OUR TAIL!" Knuckles yelled.

"I'll take care of this!" the red guy said. He pulled out some fireworks from the floor of the car.

"Hey! Those are mine!" Knuckles yelled.

The red guy pointed them towards Eggman and lit them.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW POW! I'm too cheap to describe sound effects.

Eggman's floating thingy blew up.

"Well, that's taken care of." Knuckles said. "Wait, why do I get all the obvious lines?"

I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, KNUCKLES!

-2 ½ HOURS LATER-

The red guy was staring at Amy with a retarded smile for about 2 ½ hours when he tapped her on the shoulder and whispered something in her ear. She giggled and wrote something down on a piece of paper. The red guy took it and smiled.

"ARE YOU TWO FLIRTING BACK THERE?" Sonic yelled, getting jealous.

"Uhh… noooo. We're…uhh…telling each other cheat codes." The red guy said.

"Oh, of course." Sonic said sarcastically, "Tails, what are they writing?"

Tails took the paper and said, "Uhh… cheat…codes."

"UGH!" Sonic took the paper and read it out loud.

"1,1,2,4 left, left, left, up, up, up, right, ri- ARGH!" he threw the piece of paper out the window.

"Geez, what crawled up his butt and died?" The red guy asked.

-30 min. later-

"I've been wondering. What's your name?" she said pointing to the red guy.

He got that big retarded smile on his face and started blushing.

"Aries." He said.

"So. Aries. How about joining the Nintendo team? I heard they have free nachos." Sonic said, annoyed that he kept talking to Amy.

"Nope. Although I do know they have a Free Nacho Wednesday, Nintendo is not for me."

"Why, not?"

Aries giggled. "Because Amy's here, and she's HOT!" he thought

"Because Nintendo Brand Nachos taste terrible."

"Oh really. Well that's too bad. I heard-"

"WE'RE HERE!" Knuckles interrupted. He pointed to a giant cruise ship that was pink and had rainbows on it.

"Wow, that looks gay." Aries said.

They walked up to it and finally got on. Mario greeted them.

"Welcome to Rainbow Cruise!"

THE END!