We finally get to Qui-Gon! Yay! I don't own LotR!

JediDaughter1:Windu would truly be so fun to mess with...8)

Something Indescrpt:I know this sounds really corny, but that means a lot to me, thanks.

skywalker05:Well, they do say a way to a mans heart is through his stomach! But thanks for the compliment!

Jedi Master Evenstar:Yup! We still have chappies to go!

QueenNaberrie:I did too!

Solo's Orca:I think I could do Wedge, but Wes I may have some trouble...Give some suggestions? Please? Please,please, please?

Estel la Rodeuse:Thank you, happy to know!

Chapter Fourteen

Qui-Gon Jinn

RE:

TO:Quinny ,gracefullydeadATdeadguysunite.mail

FROM:Benny ,sucksbeingdeadATdeadguysunite.mail

1.LIVING ARRANGMENT: AFTER FORCE

2.WHAT ARE YOU READING: THE LOTR TRILOGY ( THIS EARTH AUTHOR WASN'T TO BAD!)

3.WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHOR: TOLKIEN

4.FAVOURITE BOARD GAME: DOES MARIO PARTY COUNT?

5.FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: DEAD IN STYLE ( YOUNG ONE YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THE LIVING WORLD, GET A GRIP ON DEAD!)

6.WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: 0.0

7.FAVOURITE SMELLS: PINE, CATS ((No a smelly one, but a clean one. Anyone know what I'm talking about?))

8.LEAST FAVOURITE SMELLS: WET DOG, ROTTEN EGGS ((We have eggs and we've had them explode. Laugh now because it smell worse than anything I can think up. Just imagine rotten diaper mixed with vomit and really bad under arm.But worse.))

9.FAVOURITE SOUND: PIANO, QUIET MORNINGS ( SO HE'S FINALLY LOST IT?)

10.WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU THINK OF AT NIGHT: WILL THE JEDI ORDER BE RESTORED

11.WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING: NO, I WILL NOT GET UP, OR CHEESE ( THIS OBSESSION ISN'T HEALTHY)

12.FAVOURITE COLOR: LIKE 'EM ALL

13.FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: I HAD ALWAYS LIKED MARCUS ( OBI, DROP DEAD)

14.WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE: UM, I'M DEAD

15.FAVOURITE FOODS: HAVE TO GO WITH COOKIES

16.VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: CHOCOLATE, STARS I MISS CHOCOLATE

17.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST: OBI, I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT,...I HAVE SPEEDING TICKETS! I HAVE A NEED FOR SPEED! THERE, I FEEL BETTER! "."

18.STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: COOL

19.WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: STUDENT DRIVER SPEEDER

20.YOUR FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: FORCE WARP

21.IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE: I THINK I'VE DONE THAT, THANK YOU

22.FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: BEER IS QUEER, MUST HAVE LIQUOR. CAPTIAN MORGAN.

23.DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: YES

24.IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE: JEDI MASTER

25.IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR: I LIKE MY HAIR COLOR ( OBI, I THINK BEING DEAD HAS GOTTEN TO WHAT BRAIN YOU HAVE LEFT...)

26.EVER BEEN IN LOVE: NO

27.IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: OF WHAT? ((That,honest to God, was my moms answer.))

28.FAVOURITE PASS TIME: WATCHING MORTALS SCREW UP

29.WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: I DON'T SLEEP

30.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: 13

31.MOST RESENT EXTRAVAGANT PURCHASE: NEVER WAS A BIG SPENDER

32.FAVOURTE VACATION SPOT: HERE

33.PLACE YOU WANT TO LIVE: HERE ( THAT'S IT, WE'RE TAKING YOU TO A SHRINK!)

34.PLACE YOU HATE: I LIKE EVERYWHERE

35.LAKE OR OCEAN: OCEAN

36.CAKE OR PIE: BOTH

37.BOXERS OR BRIEFS: BOXERS, DURE?

38.SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: HE WAS A GOOD PADAWAN

39.PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: SOMEONE

40.PERSON WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: SOME RANDOM DUDE

Obi-Wan, I fear for your mental health. Should I take over watching Luke? If he's anything like his father I know you need a break. After all, he nearly got me killed many times.

Qui-Gon Jinn

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I'm so sorry this took so long! But here's the next chap!

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