Hedgehogs, Echidnas and Foxes! Oh My!

Another chapter by me!

Here... Have fun. No small summary thingy. OH! Wait! There are going to be THREE shocking suprises! It's like a genie who gives surprises instead of wishes!

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Now, the three were on Angel Island, sitting around the Shrine of the Master Emerald. Sonic kept poking at Shadow, which made Knuckles cry.

"Sonic, stop being so mean to Shadow!" He threw his arms around the blue hedgehog and cried on his shoulder.

Sonic blinked, "Okay." Then started poking at Knuckles. It made Knuckles giggle.

Shadow glared, "Hey! You were poking me! Now don't make me go evil on you!"

"Like you haven't done it before." Knuckles crossed his arms.

Shadow blinked, "Ehh.. You're right. So what do we do now?"

Sonic smiled, "Wanna go terrorize children in the park?"

The two shook their heads. "We already did that." Shadow said.

Sonic frowned, "Well you two think of something. I would be hanging out with Mickey Mouse, but Knuckles punched him into the distance."

Knuckles sighed with happiness, "That was great."

"...Anywho..."

"Oh oh! I know!" Shadow waved his hand in the air.

"Yes?" Sonic pointed at Shadow.

Shadow put his hands between his legs, "Uhmm... mmmmmm... ummm.... I gotta go to the bathroom." He got up and did a little potty dance.

Knuckles pointed to a potty, conviently placed at the bottom of the Shrine.

Shadow ran down. Sonic tugged at Knuckles' dreadlocks, "Wanna go do something nasty?"

Knuckles blinked, "Like what?"

Sonic smirked, "Like throw eggs at Amy and Rouge."

Knuckles jumped up, "You mean the bat girl too?! HELL YES!"

So they ran off to do so.

Shadow came out, went back up the shrine and looked around, "Where'd they go?" He got all sad.

Rouge and Amy were for some reason hanging out together. Rouge pulled her ear down and began gnawing on it, and Amy just plain sat there drooling.

Rouge stopped, "This is boring."

Amy drooled all over her dress, "Geeer..."

"...Yeah."

"Geeeeeer.."

"Umm..."

"GEEEEEEER"

"Ahh!"

Amy tackled Rouge and began beating her up. A crowd of guys came, but then left when they realised Amy was there. And, after a few minutes, Rouge was sitting on Amy.

She smiled that certain smile she always did, "Now I'm even more bored." She got up and kicked Amy aside.

Suddenly, Sonic and Knuckles came in carrying two bags of eggs.

Knuckles grinned evilly.

"W-why're you looking at me like that? And what's in those bags?" She said.

The hedgehog and the echidna pulled out an egg, and began firing at the bat and the... other hedgehog.

The whole scene went in slow motion, Rouge screamed, and Knuckles laughed his head off. Sonic didn't do much, except throw eggs at Amy's head.

Amy woke up, "Hmm?" She touched at her head. "...Ewww..." She tried to lick it off.

Sonic cackled, "Take this!" He got her right in the middle of her forehead.

A while later, everyone was lying on the floor exhausted. So many eggs, so little time.

Shadow walked in, "What's everyone doing?" He smiled.

Sonic made an attempt to move, "We had... a war.. and yeah..." He managed to move to Shadow, where he pushed him into a pod that appeared out of the blue.

Shadow touched at the glass and screamed, "Sonic!"

Sonic crawled over to a little... table thingy that had a lever on it. On his way over, he crawled over Rouge, smearing the eggs on her outfit.

"Sonic!!!"

Sonic smiled, "Shadow... Give the people a chance... to be happy.."

"Sonic, no!"

Sonic pulled the lever, and Shadow fell into space. "Sayonara... Shadow the Hedgehog..."

Knuckles got up, "Dude, what was that about?"

Sonic jumped up with happiness, "I don't know. I just wanted to see what it'd be like to be Maria for once."

"...How'd he even manage to fall into space, anyways?"

"Not a clue, my friend. Not a single clue."

Shadow was sitting inside the pod, thinking, thinking. "How'd he even manage to pull this off? ...And why was he acting like Maria?" He paused. "Oh, Maria!" He began crying.

The pod fell to Earth, managing to stay in tact and keep the black hedgehog alive. He came out of the pod to see a bunch of people who had automatically surrounded him.

A woman screamed, "Oh my gosh!"

Shadow rubbed his head, "Err... What the?"

A man came up to him, "Now... Are you alright little guy?"

Shadow looked up at him, "Well... I could go for some cookies.. WAIT!"

He pushed people aside, only to find Christopher Thorndyke. "Oh, crap."

Chris smiled stupidly, "SHADOW!!! YOU'RE ALIVEEEE!!!"

Shadow flew back, "Fantastic."

Knuckles paced the floor, "Where do you think he is?"

Sonic sat on a stool, in a position like that one statue of the guy thinking. "I hope he's with that Chris kid."

Knuckles shuddered at the very thought.

Sonic stood infront of a computer, "If only I knew how to work this damned thing." He pushed the buttons on the keyboard, which made the computer get an error and blow up. "...Good thing Tails isn't alive."

"S-should we go to Station Square and look?"

"I'd rather go to the Mystic Ruins. That place is cooler. And Big lives there!"

Knuckles rubbed his chin, "Yeah.. But it's got that really annoying music of the woman and the man who are like "Eeelay! Oh ee oh, ee oh.' and 'Yuyaaayoleeleh!!'"

Sonic sighed, "You're right. Fine, let's go to Station Square. They have cooler music anyways."

"Yay!"

Shadow was sitting on the couch while Chris asked him tons of annoying little questions. God, he hated that kid so much.

"So Shadow, where were you all this time? Did you get hurt? I thought you died! What happened to Maria? Why is it when we were on ARK you stared outside all the time then stared at me? Huh? Huh? HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH??? Where is Maria, anyways? Is she on vacation? Wait, I remember. Oh.. OH. Nevermind. Umm. I wanna dance. Do you want to dance? What do you think of Ella? Do you think she's fat? I think she looks like a cow. Cows are neat. Do you eat meat? I do. I have to. If I don't, Mr. Tanaka beats me with a stick and tells me to eat it. Wanna see a bruise?"

Shadow glared, "Do you ever shut up?" He got his little attitude back.

Chris grinned, "No."

Shadow sighed.

Mr. Tanaka came in with a plate full of meat, while holding a stick. "Eat your meat." He squinted an eye.

Shadow watched as Chris ran into a corner, "You'll never take me alive!"

Mr. Tanaka ran over to him and started beating him.

"Er... Yeah... I think I'm gonna go now..." He started to back torwards the door.

Chris jumped up, with some peices of meat falling from his mouth. "Wait, Shadow!! I WURVE YEW!!" He made an attempt to run, but got smacked in the head with the stick.

"Meat is good for you." Mr. Tanaka frowned.

Sonic and Knuckles were walking down the street, searching for Shadow. Knuckles was dancing to the music that was playing, 'cause it was so spiffy.

All of the sudden, Big popped up. "Eeerrrr... Wha?" He tilted his head.

Knuckles blinked, then whispered to Sonic, "I don't like this guy."

Sonic whispered back, "....I barely know who he is."

Knuckles replied, "You know what? Neither do I."

Big put his head in between theirs and whispered, "Do you guys know where Froggy is?"

Sonic slapped Big, "You lost him again?"

Big nodded.

Sonic looked around, "He went that way."

Big looked around and ran off.

"Well.... That was, easy.." Sonic said.

Then as they were about to enter Casinopolis, they bumped into that oh so wonderful black hedgehog.

"GUYS! I FINALLY FOUND YOU!" He tackle-hugged them.

Knuckles threw him off, "Where the hell have you been?"

Shadow looked around him then whispered, "With that stupid Chris child."

The two fell to the ground laughing.

Shadow glared, "S-shut up! It was horrible!"

Chris came in running, screaming his head off.

Shadow freaked, and hid behind them, "SEE! He's STALKING meeee!!!"

"Shadow! SHADOW!! COME LIVE WITH MEEE FOREVEEER!! Wait, Sonic? Knuckles?! EVEN BETTER!" He picked up all three of them at once and ran off.

As Chris was carrying them, Knuckles had whispered, "What should we do?"

Sonic smirked, "I'll start running really fast, and you punch Chris in the face."

"SWEET."

Then they did so, and got away. Shadow complained about the fact that that wasn't too creative, but at least he was away from that snot nosed punk.

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Hey! I said there were three surprises! So why did the story end? Well, I didn't say they were each going to be in this chapter, did I? I'll just say, someone appears, then four more characters appear. TRY TO GUESS WHO THEY BE!