Note: I've been updating really quickly lately. I just noticed that. Also 3 MORE DAYS 'TIL I'M GOING TO CHICAGO'S COMICON! WOOOO!

Disclaimer: I'm not getting a ticket for you :P. Sonic and co. don't belong to me 'cept for Aries.

CHAPTER 5! COMIN' AT YA!

"Oh crap. We're not going to star in Mario Party 7 now, are we?" Sonic said.

"No, just stay here and relax." Mario said.

"Well… ok." Sonic immediately went to the pool. Aries went to get tickets to the mini-game sub, Tails went to the pool with Sonic, Cream was still in the trunk, Knuckles went to the mini-game sub as well, and Amy started tanning.

-Wherever Aries was-

"Hey. Mushroom dude. Where can I get tickets for the mini-game sub?" he said to a Toad.

"Right here." The Toad said, handing him a ticket.

"Ok cool." Aries said taking the ticket. "Now where to go?"

-The pool-

Sonic was swimming in the pool when he saw Tails jump off the edge of the cruise. He ran towards the edge.

"Tails, what the hell are you doing?" Sonic yelled.

"I'm risking my life to have fun and prove that I'm- AHHHHHH!" Tails screamed as a shark attacked him.

"Oh god."

-Back to where Aries was-

Aries was standing in line. He finally managed to get in. He walked into a small yellow submarine. In it, there were two goombas, Princess Peach, some ugly brown Toad, and Knuckles. Aries sat in the crowded sub. The ugly brown Toad spoke up.

"Ahem. Welcome to the mini-game sub. I'm Toadsworth and I will be your tour guide."

FFFRRRRRRRT

"What was that?" a goomba said.

Aries sat around laughing, because he just farted in the face of the other goomba.

"Ahem." Toadsworth said. "Would you like to share something with us?"

FRRRRRRRRT

Aries was laughing a lot.

"Aww." He said, chuckling. "Someone open a window!"

Aries broke open the window of the sub… while it was still underwater! Water poured in and started flooding the place. The goombas immediately drowned, for they have no arms, and before Aries saw anything else he swam out of the sinking sub.

He rose to the surface of the water.

"Oh crap."

-The other side of the cruise, in the water-

"Tails, hang on!" Sonic yelled, grabbing Tails and climbing on to the side of the cruise.

The shark did a body slam on the side of the cruise, trying to knock Sonic down. It then rammed head first at full speed into the side, which killed it instantly.

"I guess we got Corky the Shark." Sonic thought as he pulled Tails onto the cruise.

"TAILS! BREATHE, BUDDY!" Sonic started to do mouth-to-mouth CPR on Tails.

Everyone stared, including Amy, as Sonic seemed to be making out with Tails. Tails was laying down, as Sonic was putting his mouth on his, with his cheeks red from all the blowing.

Everyone started laughing. And then Amy walked up.

"Oh, Sonic. It all makes sense now. You were running away from me because you don't like girls! I see now! All you had to do was tell me that you were gay." She said smiling.

Sonic's eyes opened wide.

-Other side of cruise-

A wet Aries climbed onto the cruise, completely erasing the last 10 minutes from his mind, when he spotted a figure on the other side of the railing. He ran at Sonic speed towards him and pushed playstation14 off the edge of the cruise. He pulled out a pistol from nowhere and started shooting at him while he was in the water. He shot between every word he said.

"STOP! FLAMING! MY! STORIES!" he yelled until he ran out of bullets. He looked into the water to see playstation14 still floating there grinning.

"YOU MIGHT HAVE MADE IT THIS TIME! BUT YOU WON'T LAST LONG IN THE OCEAN, BITCH!" he yelled. "I'LL GET RID OF YOU JUST LIKE I DID AMYADDICT1!"

"Did you call me?" Amy said walking up to Aries.

"Uhmm… no."

"Well would you like to go out with me?" she said.

"Uhmm… where are we going?" Aries said, completely confused.

Amy giggled. "You know what I mean, silly!"

"Uhh… yeah! Yeah! I was uhh… kidding."

"What the heck does going out mean" Aries thought.

-Where Sonic was-

"NO! I'M NOT GAY AMY!" Sonic yelled desperately. "I WAS PERFORMING CPR!"

He watched her walk away to the other side of the cruise.

"Ugh. Why does this happen to me?" Sonic mumbled. He looked for Amy to see her talking to… Aries!

"What is he doing, talking to Amy?" Sonic thought, getting increasingly jealous.

"So what's your favorite band?" Amy asked.

"Umm… rubber?" Aries said, still totally confused.

Amy giggled. "I like your sense of humor." She said.

"Why does she keep asking these confusing questions and then giggling? Oh well. I'll just pretend I know what she's talking about." Aries thought.

Sonic watched with extreme jealousy, when Mario walked up.

"So your-a jealous of him 'cause-a he's talking to-a your girl?" Mario said.

"How did you know that?"

"Mind reading powers."

"How did you get those?"

"The author gave them to me."

"Why do you do these things?" Sonic said to me.

SHUT YOUR ASS UP SONIC! OR I'LL GET RID OF YOU LIKE I DID KNUCKLES!

"What?"

Nothing…

"Oookay."

"Well, to get her back you need to pick a fight with him. And win."

"THAT guy? Did you see the way he was shooting and yelling at the water? HE'S CRAZY!"

"Yeah well… too bad."

"Crap. Well I think I'm gonna go to the gift shop first."

"I'll come with."

-Gift shop-

Amy was walking with Aries and pointing out all the girly things that were there, which didn't seem to bother Aries, since he was spacing out.

Sonic was looking at the little Sonic X figurines they had when he spotted Aries.

"Now's your chance!" Mario said.

Sonic walked up to Aries and said, "Aries, your cool and all but you're going too far when you take my girl."

"Huh?…ok." Aries said, still confused.

"So are you going to fight me now?" Sonic said.

"Huh? We're fighting?"

"Yeah."

"Oh."

Suddenly Bowser popped out of nowhere.

"Hey kid! I saw the way you ditched that sub! That was pure evil, there! I want you to join my army!" he said pointing to Aries.

"Huh? Oh. I'm in a fight right now." Aries said.

"A fight? Let me help!"

Mario got impatient. "JUST FINISH HIM OFF!" he yelled.

"Don't I get a weapon or something?" Sonic complained.

"FINE!"

Mario threw Sonic a samurai sword.

"GOD, Mario! Couldn't you get something lighter?" Sonic said, trying to hold up the sword.

Bowser threw Aries a steel baseball bat. Aries flipped it around his arm, threw it up, balanced it on his foot, kicked it up, caught it, and pointed it at Sonic.

Sonic dropped the sword and nearly peed himself.

"I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!" Bowser said.

Aries started flipping the bat around again, until-

CLUNK

Aries hit himself in the back of the head with the bat and knocked himself out.

"I THINK WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!" Mario yelled.

Amy ran up to Sonic's side.

"Oh, Sonic, you're so brave." She said.

Sonic just stared and Aries's body on the ground.

"Holy shit! Did I just win because Aries is a dumbass? ...SWEET!"

END OF CHAPTER 5! REVIEW! And Akira-the-echidna. Stop owning my reviews. That's my job.