Hedgehogs, Echidnas, and Foxes! Oh My!

Ah, God! I finally got to watch some new Sonic X. I felt like cracking up, and it put some much needed ideas into me noggin! Are you prepared for the next chapter? You better be, bitches! This is really weird. 9:37 in the mornin'... watched some Sonic, drinkin' Dr. Pepper and like... eating brownies with chocolate sprinkles. I am SO hyped up right now.

By the way, NOMA DOESN'T OWN SONIC OR ANYONE. Wanted to make that clear.

HERE WE GOOOOO...

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This time around, Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles were just kickin' back and relaxing. It's something they wanted to do. I mean, why would they want to go on another adventure when they're tired as hell? Really?

"This sucks. Shadow, find something to do." Knuckles did his usual... glare thing at Shadow while punching the back of his head.

"Dude. No. There isn't anything cool to do until Noma decides it. Like when I kicked you..." Shadow stared off into the distance with great happiness.

Sonic sprung up, knocking over his comrades during said action, "I KNOW! Let's go race. Whaddya say? Ah, such good times! Aren't they, though? I think so. Mreee. Mree? AHAHAAAA. That's really weird. You know what? I don't even know what I really wanted to do anymore!" he sat back down and simply smiled.

The black hedgehog and the red echidna both stared at him like he smacked their grandpa.

Anyway...

A crash hit the side of Shadow's house as they were in there. It hit his room, thus ruining all his collectables and nick-nacks he had treasured so.

Shadow jumped, running over to his bedroom door, "Oh GOD no! I don't have any money for repairs or anything! Heaven knows how I even bought this house in the first place!"

There's actually a story behind that... but it's too detailed and most of the content isn't suitable for some viewers. LET'S CONTINUE ON.

Dr. Robotnik came out of some dust and debris, rubbing his head. "Ahh... God damn it."

Knuckles gasped, "Robotnik? What're you doing here!"

Robotnik realized where he was. He shifted himself up and dusted himself off, "Ahem. I'm here to take Shadow back."

"What? Why!" Sonic and Knuckles said.

"Yes! I demand an explaination! 'Specially 'cause I like the life I'm livin' now. No evil shiz to pressure me or nothin'!" Shadow kicked the back of Knuckles' head and stood ontop of him in a pose, with fire shooting in the background.

"Umm.. Well, I noticed Shadow was able to do Chaos Control without a Chaos Emerald..." he began. "So, I figured I best take him back and use him for all sorts of funky evil schemes that I concuct! What do you say, Shadow?"

Shadow rubbed his chin in deep thought, "What would I get from such a bargain?"

"...All the cookies you can eat?"

"AH! Sign me up!" the happy hedgehog clapped and skipped over to the evil scientist.

Robotnik started cackling, "See if you can stop me now, Sonic! Shadow, use Chaos Control and get us outta here."

Shadow nodded and grinned, "Right-o, Cookie Holder!" and at those words, they disappeared.

Sonic and Knuckles stood there in a daze. Shadow really ran off to be evil again? Eh... Oh well.

"Wait, you stupid author! There is no 'Oh well'! You gotta find a way to get Shadow back to us." Knuckles screamed.

But...

"NO BUTS."

Fine. Just let me do some more evil stuff to you two...

Amy had been walking down the street Shadow's house was on. Why? Because she knew Sonic was there. So, she walked down the correct amount of houses until she got there. She had noticed that a quarter of the house had been blown off, and ran in to make sure Sonic-Poo was alright. Beat THAT, Knuckles.

Sonic made a high-pitched shrill of a scream as Amy tackled him, "Oh my God! Why are you torturing me! I did nothing!"

'Cause I'm that evil...

"Amagad! Sonic! I love you! So totally and completely love you! Let's go get married and have dozens of children!" Amy said as she carried the poor blue hedgehog away.

Knuckles crossed his arms, watching the two go off into the distance. "You can't really have a story with one character..."

You're obviously forgetting Shadow and Robotnik, my dear simpleton. For that, I'm going to them.

Shadow was skipping around Robotnik's laboratory-thingy trying to find the cookies Robotnik had promised. Things were thrown to the ground, such as equipment and documents.. "Cookies are more important."Shadow subconciously repeated to himself.

"Ahh! What the hell? Stop touching things! You're ruining it all!"

Shadow turned from his search, giving Robotnik a cold, evil stare. "I must have those cookies. If I don't recieve them in five seconds, you'll---" a box of cookies smacked him right in the face. "Much better!" he sat down at ate them contently.

Robotnik sighed, "Anyway... Shadow, I need you to infiltrate the military base located just up northeast of my base... thing. You need to go in there, steal some precious jewely for my machines, and the ingredients to the cake I like to bake on Tuesdays. After you've succeeded in those, I want you to set a bomb there that'll give you two minutes to get the fuck out of. Make it inconspicuous this time... Are you getting this, Shadow? Shadow?"

Of course, Shadow wasn't paying attention. The flavor of chocolate-chip was getting the better of his mind.

Robotnik quickly snatched the cookies away, "Do the mission, or you'll never see these again."

Shadow made a soft wimpering noise, "Just one more?"

A swift kick to the rump gave him an answer, "GO. NOW."

"Fine! ...Son of a bitch." Shadow flew across with his arms crossed in an upset manner.

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Well... I'm not too sure about this chapter. But meh, my mind's changed from when I first made this story. Gimme thoughts on what should happen next.