A/N: I won't be around for awhile because of a visit to Virginia, then Idaho. I will try to update when I get back, but until then I'm MIA...I'm sorry for the trouble, but I should be back in three weeks if all goes well...Well, love you all lots!
-The Angel
2.A/N: I know I hate when all tyou get is a sorry, so here's a joke you all probably heard, but if not, enjoy!
I don't own it either!
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... And well worth the wait!;
An
Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy
were iron workers. They were
working on the 20th floor of a
building. They were eating lunch
and the Irishman
said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get
corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this
building.The Mexican opened his lunch box and
exclaimed,
Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm
going to
jump off too. The blond opened his lunch and
said,
Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time,
I'm
jumping too. The next day, the Irishman opened
his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his
death. The Mexican
opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,
too. The blonde guy
opened his lunch, saw the bologna and
jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, "If
I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again! The Mexican's wife also wept
and
said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I
didn't
realize he hated burritos so much. Everyone turned
and
stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't
look
at me. He makes his own lunch.