Hedgehogs, Echidnas, and Foxes! Oh My!

There must be somethin' 'bout Saturday mornings that give me ideas. I'm tired as hell, but that ain't gonna stop me! That's about all I have to say. Soo... here's chapter... four, is it? Yeah. xD

I don't own Sonic & co, or Nickelodeon.

BOO BOO BOO, THERE'S A SONIC OUT TO GET YOOOOU.

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Shadow walked through the base he was ordered to go into. He didn't really like it. It was just as ugly as Robotnik's, so it made him spit in disgust. "Come on, this is all too easy! I've done everythin', now I gotta go set the bomb. Something isn't right!"

Ah... the lad was right. Just as soon as he spoke those words, some freakish giant robot slammed itself down infront of him.

His ears perked forward, "Why does it feel like my spider senses are tingling?" his eyes scanned the surrounding area.

The robot made a cough, trying to point out the obvious.

Shadow walked past the robot, trying to find what was giving him that feeling, "I know it's something... but what?"

The robot got all pissy. He jumped infront of Shadow again, just an inch away. "It's me, you idiot!"

"Hmm... Could it be a robot?" Shadow began rubbing his chin in thought.

The robot slapped Shadow, "Come on! I'm right infront of you!"

"Ow! What the hell?" the hedgehog looked up at the robot, "Oh, hey! When'd you get here?"

"Nevermind about that! I was sent here to kill you.."

"But that's impossible. I'm invincible!"

"Would you like to prove that theory?"

"No.."

"No?"

"Yes."

"You would?"

"No."

"...What?"

Shadow fell over, "I'm hungry. Fetch me some cookies, my robot minion!"

The robot smacked Shadow again, "I'm not your minion!"

Shadow sighed, "Well, where am I supposed to get my cookies, then? Robotnik took mine, and I can't fight on an empty tummy."

Robot blinked, "You're working for Robotnik?"

Shadow nodded, "Yuuup."

Robot pulled out his little blaster-ray, and pointed it to Shadow's head, "Then you must be destroyed immediately!"

Anyway, in Amy's prison cell... -- I MEAN HOUSE.

"Oooh, Sonic! This is simply wonderful! You and I can finally wed, and you can devote your entire life to bowing down at my feet with love! It'll be simply devine. Then we'll have like, twelve screaming children whom I'll leave for you to take care of while I go shopping! Wouldn't you like that? I would. Oh, dear, don't try to escape.. you're just going to tighten the rope."

Poor little Sonic wiggled around, "Everyone talks too much in this..."

SUDDENLY. A crash came through the window on the right of them. A boy came flying in, rabies and all. He fixed his hair in an appropriate manner, all slow-motion-pretty-like.

"Oh my God, don't tell me it's Chris!" Sonic made a quicker attempt to escape.

"Amy, what in the flying fuck are you doing to my Sonic?"

Amy put a hand on her hip, "Your Sonic? Boy, I've been chasing after him for way longer than you have."

A bitch-slap fest fell into play. Sonic didn't root for either, he was afraid of those freak shows and wanted to get the hell out. He pushed his feet against the post that helped hold him with all his force. After a strong attempt, he managed to get free.

"Ahahahaha! See you later, sons of bitches!" he jumped out of the window Chris had shattered.

"No! You get your sweet ass back here, hedgehog!" Chris and Amy said at the same time.

Sonic ran all the way to Shadow's house, where he found Knuckles still there for some reason.

"Ah, finally! Where have you been? You know how long I've been sitting here? There hasn't been a single thing to do! ...Well, I kinda was watching this show on Nickelodeon... A child fell into a well. I laughed. Then I went and had a taco, even though it really was a shoe. A brown one. It didn't taste too good, it made me vomit. The vomit tasted bad, like chicken noodle soup. I don't like chickens... They smell like turnips. SIIIIIINGING A SWEET, SWEET LULLABY..."

Sonic stared at Knuckles, who sat there with a big smile on his face. "Knux... have you gotten into Shadow's secret stash again?"

"...Mebeh." Knuckles put a hand to his mouth and smiled.

"That's it! You go to your corner, now!"

"B-but.."

"MOVE IT."

Knuckles pushed his chair over and cried, "I hate you! I wish you were never my father!" he ran over to his corner and curled up.

Sonic sighed, "Parenthood sucks.. Wait... what?"

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Whoo! I don't know about this chapter... Oooh, people, incase you're wondering... Knuckles is like, my top favorite character. He's just so damn cute 'n stuff. What do you think is gonna happen to Shadow? Well.. it'd help to read on the next chapter and find out, huh? AHAHA.