Note: Oh my sweet Jesus. I hate you all. TIME FOR THE CHRONICLES OF COMICON! I hit a baby in the face with a plastic bag

THE END

Disclaimer: OH MY GOD! GET THE HINT! I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR ARIES!

CHAPTER…. Crap. I lost count… THIS CHAPTER… crap I ran out of things to say too…uhhh…

Sonic enjoyed his victory… for about 15 seconds, because that's when Amy yelled,

"LET'S GO SHOPPING!"

So Sonic had to sit through the excruciating pain of Amy using his money and buying girly stuff. And every time Sonic tried to hit her over the head with a metal object, she turned around and kissed him.

-5 hours later-

Sonic was going a little insane, because Amy had used up all 1,231,629,307,665 rings Sonic had.

-inside Sonic's head-

BOOOOOOOM

-outside Sonic's head-

Sonic went insane. He started giggling for no reason, pulled out a pistol, and pointed it to the back of Amy's head. Amy turned around.

"PREPARE TO DIE, SATAN!" Sonic yelled.

"But Sonic! I love you!" she said in that really whiny voice.

"I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT AGAIN!"

Sonic pulled the trigger.

CLICK CLICK…CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sonic said, smacking himself in the face with the pistol, which knocked him out.

Amy stared at Sonic on the floor.

"He's just tired from all the shopping." She thought.

-Swimming pool-

Tails was doing the backstroke, while Aries climbed in and just stood at the bottom of the pool.

"Hey, red guy!" Tails shouted, "you gonna swim?"

"Uhhm…" Aries looked at his feet. "I am swimming."

"Uh. No…you're just standing there."

"Exactly. Swimming."

"Ok, whatever." Tails said swimming away.

Aries was so confused. He had so much going on in his mind.

"Ok,

Why does it feel like someone hit me over the head with a steel bat?

What did Amy mean by "going out"? WHERE ARE WE GOING?

Why is it funny that I like rubber bands?"

Aries was thinking for a while. Then he started to hear music.

"ARIES! YOU'RE DROWNING!" Tails yelled.

Aries started humming to the death music.

"GET OUT OF THE POOL!"

All of a sudden the music stopped.

"WHAT HAPPENED?" Tails yelled confused.

"I inhaled a bubble."

"But we're in a pool."

"That was-a me." Wario said.

Aries rose to the surface and started choking on the air that he just inhaled."OH SHIT!"

-Gift shop-

"HURRY UP, WOMAN!" Sonic yelled. He had just awakened from getting knocked out.

"But Sonic, they have these cute-" Amy started.

"YOU SPENT 1,231,629,307,665 RINGS IN A FREAKIN' GIFT SHOP! WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?"

"Oh, look at these little Yoshi plush dolls!"

-inside Sonic's head-

Repairing brain.

-outside Sonic's head-

Sonic tried to keep his cool.

"Ok. We'll buy the little plush dolls. And then we stop shopping and go somewhere else. OK?"

"Ok So- LOOK! ANOTHER GIFT SHOP!"

-inside Sonic's head-

fizzle fizzle… POP BAM BOOOM!

-outside Sonic's head-

"OH MY SWEET LORD! WHAT DID I DO? WHERE DID I GO WRONG?" Sonic yelled at the ceiling. He was foaming at the mouth. He then glared at Amy.

"YOOOU!" he pulled out an AK-47 and pointed it at her. "THIS ONE HAS BULLETS." He had a sadistic grin on his face. "AND JUST TO MAKE SURE" Sonic shot the living crap out of everything in the gift shop, except for Amy.

"NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, PINK DEVIL!" he pointed at her stomach and shot.

When the smoke cleared, there stood Amy, unharmed.

"AGH! WHY DIDN'T YOU DIE?" Sonic screamed.

"Well. I decided to wear my bullet proof vest today so-"

Sonic pointed at her head.

"THERE ISN'T A VEST FOR YOUR HEAD" he said with an evil cackle.

He started shooting and made sure that he saw the bullets hitting her head.

Again the smoke cleared, and there stood Amy, with only a bruise on her forehead.

"Metal plate in my head!" Amy said with a smile, as she tapped her forehead.

Clink, clink, clink

Sonic pointed the gun in his mouth.

CLICLICLICLICLICLICLICLICLICLICLICLI

Sonic fainted.

"Sonic, you're such a goofball! Come on, let's go to that other gift shop!" she said dragging Sonic's body.

REVIEWREVIEWREVIEW!