Hedgehogs, Echidnas, and Foxes! Oh My!

I don't know why I've gotten into this sudden writing phase. But hey, it gives us aaaallllllll something to do, right? I write, you read. 'N... stuff. I think I'll start back up with Shadow, 'cause I can't think of anything with Sonic and Knuckles.

HIGH HO SILVER, AWAAAAAAY!

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Shadow stood in a very still pose while the robot prepared to destroy him. "Could this be it? Could this be the end of the awesome Shadow the Hedgehog? Aw, hell no! I've got a video game coming soon! And being all serious just plain destorys this story."

He then decided to regain a really hyper little attitude, and ran off as fast as he could while flailing his arms, screaming about how Ronald McDonald was out to get Count Chocula while eating the brains of that Quaker Oats guy.

"How the hell..?" was all the robot got to say before the base exploded. Yeeey, explosions!

Well, let's go back to Sonic and Knuckles. They were simply sitting there, staring at eachother in deep concentration.

"Chunky monkey." Knuckles said.

"I agree with you, man." Sonic smiled.

"...Maybe."

"Maybe what?"

"Maybe patternashkapooshlasputters."

"...What?"

"..What?"

"...You're really weird."

"Well you're the one who likes to fry his boxers to a burning crisp every other Wednesday!"

"I told you not to mention that out loud!" Sonic cried, pushed over his chair and ran off.

Knuckles sighed, "Ah... parenthood sucks. Wait... Shut up!"

By now, Shadow had reached Robotnik's base of Cookies, Merriment, and Happiness. ...Is that how it goes?

"Aha, Shadow! You lose!" Robotnik slammed his fist on the table and cackled in victory.

Shadow threw the game board over, getting all the game pieces 'n stuff everywhere. "This game sucks, there were no milkmen or goats! Total rip off." he ran into his room and screamed inside a pillow.

Robotnik sighed, "Parenthood sucks... WAIT A SECOND. WE ARE NOT GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN. Ruining the story, damnit."

Out of completely nowhere, Tails sat up, rubbing the back of his head, "Ugh.. What happened?" he looked around the area, "Oh, God no! I'm alive!"

Why is he alive? Well, because God got tired of him.

After about five or ten minutes of screaming, Sonic and Knuckles finally went into Shadow's kitchen to see what was up. ...He was in that kitchen the whole time? Hot damn. That's disgusting.

"What's going o--oh no, not you again." Sonic folded his arms and sighed, "Why couldn't you just die and stay dead?"

Tails gave him an oh so very cute smile and replied, "Because you love me."

Sonic smacked the back of Tails' head and pointed at a corner, "Sit there and stay there until you die!"

"Aww, okay..." Tails slumped over to the corner.

Sonic nodded, "That's right. It's aaaaaaalways right..." he licked his lips, pulling out a fork and a knife from behind his back, "It's dinner time.."

Knuckles stopped the maniac before he could attack and eat Tails, "Dude! No. Other people love him."

Sonic dropped the utensils, "Alright.. but now what?"

Knux shrugged, "I dunno."

"...Can we go to Disneyland?"

"...After what happened last time, I don't think we can ever go back."

"Oh yes. YES NOW I KNOW. Let's go get Shadow back. He still needs to get his room fixed, anyway."

Knuckles jumped in the air and did a pose like in Sonic Heroes, "Yeah!"

And so, they ran off to retrieve Shadow. They would have been a hell of a lot quicker, had Knuckles not layed down in the grass and fell asleep. That made Sonic feel like leaning down and kissing his sweet little forehead. WAIT. No way. I'm lying... Really, I am. But after all that time, they finally got to Robotnik's base. They slammed down the front doors, and automatically ran to the kitchen, since they knew that's where the two liked to eat.

"Aha! Robotnik, give us Shadow back!" Sonic screamed.

Robotnik dropped his fork, "Never! He's mine now. If he wants cookies, he stays."

Shadow sat in the middle of the floor with a box of cookies infront of him. He stared at the Sonic and Robotnik, who were standing far on each side of him. They called to him, trying to get him to go over to them. "I wonder what they're saying?" Shadow said, stuffing more cookies in his mouth.

Robotnik got down to the black hedgehog's level and began knocking on the floor, "Come on, Shadow! Come to daddy!"

Sonic stared, "That ain't right." he looked back at Shadow, "Shadow, get your ass over here. You'll never get anymore cookies if you don't."

Shadow just heard the word "cookies", and automatically jumped to Sonic.

Knuckles picked Shadow up in one hand, "Ha! In your face, Robotnik!" he jumped up and slammed Shadow into the ground, "TOUCHDOWN!"

Sonic and Robotnik stared at Knuckles, then Shadow. But Sonic looked back at Knuckles, because the pretty echidna was smiling. I mean... Oh, shit!

Shadow got up and kicked the living hell out of Knuckles when he pulled himself together, "You bastard!"

Knuckles blocked his attacks with his arms, "Argh! I'm sorry!"

"Sorry doesn't cut it!"

Their fight was interrupted by a freak show child who managed to break into Robotnik's base. He ran in, getting his rabies all over the floor, and swooped Sonic in his arms.

"Sonic is all mine now!" Chris screamed. When he said that, he got a bit o' a lazy eye, which looked scary as hell. He ran out of the base at full speed to take the hedgehog all the way to his torture chamber... I MEAN HOUSE.

Knuckles, Robotnik and Shadow all stood there, deeply thinking about what just happened. Well, mostly thinking about it, anyway..

"How are we gonna get him back? ...Would Robotnik be willing to help?" Knuckles pondered.

"Hahaha! Perfect. Now that that child has Sonic, no one can stop me from taking over the world! It'd be so simple.. All I would hafta do is trick Knuckles into joining my side once again, and simply bribe Shadow with more cookies. We will be unstoppable!" Robotnik chuckled to himself.

"...I wonder if that contest for the endless supply of cookies is still running." Shadow put a finger against his lips curiously.

"God damn it, hedgehog! Stop obsessing over cookies all the time!" Knuckles telepathically said.

"...Huh? You're not supposed to be like that! It's only mmyyyyy power!"

"Not anymore!"

"Aww..."

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I don't know what else to put for this chapter... I want the whole Chris and Sonic thing to be in the next chapter. Are y'all happy that Tails is now alive, again? ...Meeeeh...

Oh! Would you guys hate me if I added Noma and Kaido into the story? It could give me some plans for future chapters. And, I must thank you for the support you're giving me. The reviews get me all giddy.