Disclaimer: I don't like you… Sonic and co. don't belong to me, I asked if I could own all Sonic related products and they said it would only cost me 877 quadrillion dollars… I'm saving up my allowance. Oh but I do own Aries. In case you totally skipped every other chapter.
WELCOME TO THE DEATH PIT OF CHAPTER 8
Sonic woke up…again. He really needed to stop using all his ammo. He looked around and found himself in an empty gift shop full of bullet holes.
"Could this get any worse?" Sonic thought.
"SONIC, YOU'RE AWAKE!"
"Well, shit."
Sonic sighed as Amy's arms wrapped around him. Amy looked at him.
"I'm getting the feeling you don't like me anymore!" Amy said.
"What gave you the hint?"
"FINE!" Amy yelled, "If you won't be my boyfriend, I'll have to go out with that red guy!"
"Good," Sonic thought as he walked away. "Let him suffer."
-the side of the pool-
Aries was in the same mood as Sonic. His brain couldn't think anymore because he had used all his brain capacity to figure out what Amy meant. (Also he had a big lump on his head, which didn't help) He breathed out heavily, trying to get all the Wario's ass gas out of his system. Then Amy tapped him on the shoulder.
"You wanna go out again?" she asked.
"WHERE ARE WE GOING?" Aries yelled.
Amy giggled.
"WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY? WHYYYYYY?"
Amy then looked at him.
"So… you don't know what going out is?" she asked.
Aries's eye twitched.
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT IT IS?" he yelled.
"Well, it's when two people are in love with each other and they become boyfriend and girlfriend, and start spending time together."
Aries had a confused look on his face.
"But… this isn't a Humor/Romance story…" he said, puzzled.
"What?" Amy said.
"I mean… No."
Amy started crying and went by the side of the cruise.
"NOBODY LOVES ME!" Amy cried.
Aries went to comfort her.
"It's not that nobody loves you," he said, "It's just nobody likes you."
Amy ran off, crying more.
"Oh well." Aries thought. "HEY! I CAN THINK AGAIN!"
Aries did a little victory dance, when Sonic came up to him.
"WHY AREN'T YOU GOING OUT WITH AMY?" he yelled.
"WHY AREN'T YOU?" Aries yelled back.
"BECAUSE SHE DRIVES ME INSANE!"
"ME TOO!"
"WELL… YOU TWO ARE BOTH RED AND HEDGEHOGS!"
"SHE'S PINK, DUMBASS!"
"SO WHAT? THEY'RE THE SAME THING!"
"YEAH WELL…umm… YOU AND AMY WEAR RED SHOES!"
"YOU DO TOO!"
Aries looked at his shoes.
"YEAH, BUT MINE ARE RED AND BLACK, YOU GUYS' SHOES ARE RED AND WHITE!"
Shadow chaos controlled into Microsoft Word and magically appeared in my story.
"I hear there is a fight over the one you two love?" Shadow said.
"LOVE? HAVE YOU BEEN READING THIS CHAPTER?" Aries and Sonic said in unison.
"Oh, well then. She's mine."
"GOOD TAKE HER!" Sonic and Aries said in unison again.
"We really need to stop doing that." Sonic said.
-the edge of the cruise-
Amy was crying, when Shadow appeared next to her.
"Do not cry, for I will go out with you." He said.
"YAAAAY!" Amy said hugging Shadow. As soon as her bright colored fur touched him, his skin started to burn.
"AAAAAAAH!" Shadow screamed. "FUCK MICROSOFT WORD! I'M GOING TO INTERNET EXPLORER!"
He raised his chaos emerald.
"CHAOS CONTROL!" Shadow started to disappear, when Amy jumped into him and was chaos controlled out of my story.
Two down.
SPLASH
"What was that?" Sonic yelled.
Mario walked up to him.
"Umm… that was your car. The cruise just seemed to… drop it…" he said.
-in the little cargo place in the cruise about 2 minutes ago-
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Aries laughed. "SEE YOU LATER CREAM!"
Aries pushed the convertible out of the ship. Cream was already in terror from being tied up with ropes and locked in the trunk, when water started to fill the trunk.
-back to where Sonic was-
"Well, at least we don't have anything important in there anyway." Sonic said.
"Yup. Absolutely nothing…" Aries said quietly.
"Whoa, where'd you come from?"
"…Nowhere."
"Oookayyy…"
Aries grabbed a metal bat and hit Sonic over the head with it.
MUAHAHA! Anyway, review please. I also would like some fan characters for another chapter. Just tell me what they act like and what they look like and I will probably put them in a chapter, but there's no rush. REVIEW!