Hedgehogs, Echidnas, and Foxes! Oh My!

...Whoo! Next chapter! Now that I've switched emails, I've been getting more reviews. Oo I've gotten two or three since like, last week. Or something. Yeah...

I don't own Sonic or Tomb Raider.

AHHHHHHHHHH!

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Sonic and Chris were at Chris' house, and of course, the poor hedgehog was tied up tightly to a chair. Chris had spent his time walking around him with lust in his eye, Sonic sat there with his eyes closed, praying for the best.

"Now, now, Sonic... you should just cave in and accept the fact that I love you, and love me back! It's simple, and I won't have to do anything you don't like."

Sonic sobbed, "But I don't even like you at all! You're a sick little perverted boy with rabies! You should just let me go so I can go back and beat the snot out of Shadow again."

Chris rubbed at his chin, "Ah, yes, the black hedgehog... I had forgotten about him.. Maybe I should go get him so I'd feel complete."

"You should just replace me with him, he's a lot better, anyway..."

"Yeah... hmm... Alright! I'll be right back. You go nowhere. Hehehahahaha!" Chris jumped out the nearest window and ran.

Sonic relaxed himself for the time being. "..What to do now? Can't exactly escape with these damn ropes... I know! I'll sing! ...When all alone in my chair, I just go about wiiiishing..."

During all that, Knuckles and Shadow decided to just skip on Robotnik's plans and run out through a jungle that was close by. ...Hey, it's Mobius, so why not?

Shadow whined as they were walking, "Knuckles, my feet hurt! Can we take a break? I want a snack, I'm hungry! Where are we going? Are we gonna get there any time soon? This is stupid! This entire trip is stupid! I could be back at Robotnik's base eating cookies right now! But no, you had to kidnap Sonic and make me go get him! I hate you and I wish I was never born!"

Knuckles turned around and smacked him, "Shut it, Shadow! You were the one who suggested that we go out here in the first place!"

Shadow sat down and started crying.

Knuckles stared, "H... hey! Don't cry! I'm sorry!"

"WAAAHAHAHA! You're so mean, Knuckles!"

The echidna sighed, then knelt down to hug the hedgehog. Shadow squealed and hugged back, his tail wagged like a dog's as they hugged.

Out of nowhere, a gust of wind ran right through them.

Knuckles shot his head quickly enough to see a figure running practically as fast as Sonic. "Wha..? What the hell was that?"

Shadow had fallen asleep during their hug and started drooling, "Ah.. no, Amy said she was gonna give more pancakes to the iguana.."

Knuckles looked down to Shadow and pushed him away, "Come on! That's just gross!"

Robotnik was at his computer playing Pong. "Man, this game sucks!" he threw the controller at the screen, causing it to blow up on him. "ARGGGGHHH!"

Just then, Chris came right back through the broken window that he had crashed in earlier. "Where is Shadow!"

Robotnik turned to see that demented child standing in his base, again. Why coudn't he just use the door like normal people? "Umm... he and Knuckles ran off to the Ice Caps or something."

Chris hadn't said another word. He just shot back out and ran directly to the Ice Caps. When he was there, he slipped and slid all along the Ice Caps. Once he was able to stop, he looked up to see a giant piece of ice fall and go right into his stomach. That was the end of Christopher Thorndyke, and no one will miss him.

Over to Sonic... Well, there isn't much for him. Nobody even really remembers that he was kidnapped by Chris. They all thought that he did something bad and got sent to prison. "Whatever I want, I get.. I want, shouldn't stall. Whatever I need, I have when I'm with yooooou..."

Shadow and Knuckles were going to go investigate that figure they saw, but they were both sidetracked when a catepillar fell ontop Shadow's head. By the time Knuckles smacked it off, they had forgotten what they were doing, so they decided to run some more.

Walking, walking... oh yes, they were walking... until they bumped into another body. Knuckles bumped first, Shadow behind him.

"Ah, what in the fuck are you fucking doing!" the being stood itself up and shook a fist in Knuckles' face.

At first glance he slightly resembled Sonic minus the quills. When Knuckles got his eyes to finally focus, he saw that it was no other than his old pal, Mighty the Armadillo. "...Mighty? What're you doing here?"

Shadow jumped forward and shoved himself in Mighty's face, "Ah! Ah! Who's this, Knuckles? Huh? Who is he?"

Mighty gently placed a hand on Shadow's forehead, then forced him roughly into the ground. "Who the hell're you supposed to be, a Sonic wannabe?"

Knuckles sat on the black hedgehog, who's body was underground, only his head exposed. "This is Shadow. Anyway, where's the rest of the Chaotix?"

Mighty snorted, "Hmph, they decided to shove me out of the team."

"And Ray?"

"Umm..." Mighty began to think, "I think he got run over by a car."

"Ah. How terrible."

"Yeah, but the funeral was lovely."

"Well, that's good, I guess."

"Yeah.."

They stood there for about five minutes, until Knuckles finally realized something.

"Oh! Mighty!" he stood up. "Can you help us grab Sonic back? He had gotten kidnapped by this kid, and..."

"Sonic? Say no more, let's go!"

It took them about twenty-seven minutes to get there. And oh, they had forgotten to get Shadow out of the ground. Mighty left Shadow there because he doesn't like him, and Knuckles mistook Shadow for a tree stump when he first sat on him. We'll leave him there for a while.

Sonic was still tied up. That must've been one hell of a tight rope... "To the pressure, everything's just like an illusion... but I won't be losing out before long." he continued to sing and began swaying his head and feet around.

Seconds later, Knuckles and Mighty came crashing through the nearby window that magically fixed itself in order to be crashed through again.

"Hoohah! We're here to save you, hedgehog!" the two said together, making a pose like a couple of fighters would do.

Sonic practically spit fire at them in anger, "You guys JUST NOW arrive? You know what I've been doing this whole time! Singing random songs, that's what! I even sang the annoying ones that no one likes! And oh my fuck, Mighty, what are you doing here?"

Mighty walked over to Sonic, "Bumped into Knuckles and some weird black hedgehog." he started to untie the ropes from the blue hedgehog.

Knuckles put his hands behind his head, "Ah... my footstool. I wonder where it went?" he began to ponder on this topic.

And so, the trio went back to Shadow's house. They went ahead and started playing the game Tomb Raider. Knuckles hid behind Sonic as Mighty played, because all the animals that randomly jumped out scared him.

Two hours into gameplay, and Shadow came bursting through the door. His entire lower body was covered in dirt and slightly dried up mud. His eyes shifted to the red and black armadillo, "You..."

Mighty threw down the controller to stand up to Shadow's height, "What about me?"

They stood there staring at eachother will a real look of hatred in their eyes. This'll go on until the next chapter, so it's kinda a cliffhanger.

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The songs that Sonic were singing were Believe in Myself, Follow Me, and Supporting Me.

Ahahaha... don't get angry at me, people, I like Mighty! And here I was actually going to introduce him in the next chapter... I don't think I'll add in the rest of the Chaotix, 'cause I'll have Espio fans biting my ass for the rest of my life. I dunno. Things can change.