Hedgehogs, Echidnas, and Foxes! Oh My!

Right now, I haven't anything better to do. xD But with my stories, it always seems like that. Anyway, I'm waiting for an eBay bid to end, which is in like, three hours. Crosses fingers. It's a video game, of course. I bought the game once before, but when it arrived it was out of the case and it wouldn't play, so I'm tryin' for another one. Yeah. Enough babbling, on with the story!

I don't own any Sonic characters, but I do own Frank.

QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH.

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Mighty and Shadow were standing there, still glaring at eachother. Mighty had an intense glare, and Shadow was slowly starting to forget what was going on. Then, Shadow felt a little rumbly in his tumbly.

He looked down at this stomach, "Oh my God! Chaos Control!" he naturally said, then poofed from the current situation. Wait... why did he say Chaos Control if he doesn't have to?

Mighty walked back down and snatched the controller from Sonic's hands, "Well, that was stupid."

"What happened?" Sonic sighed, already missing the controller.

Mighty shrugged, "Shadow screamed something about a Chaos Control, then disappeared."

"Oh."

Now to Shadow. He appeared before a bakery store with his tail wagging at a rapid pace. Man, is he part dog or something? He skipped into the store.

"Hello, Bill!" he waved to the store clerk.

The clerk got angry, "How many times do I have to tell you that my name's Frank! You stupid hedgehog!"

Shadow started laughing, "Haha, you're so funny, Bill! Anyway, do you have those Super Chunky Chocolate Chip Cookies yet?"

Frank practically threw the box at him, "That'll be $3.75."

Shadow pulled out his manly coin purse, slowly pulling out five dollars and three quarters. "Will this cover it, Bill?"

Frank sighed, "Yes. And by the way, my name's Frank." he grabbed the money, then handed Shadow the appropriate change. "Now get out of my store and never come back."

Shadow laughed again as he grabbed the cookie box, "Damn, you gotta stop making me laugh. I'm gonna bust a gut! I'll see you tomorrow, Bill." he skipped out of the store and out onto his merry way.

Frank sighed, "If only.."

Shadow was skipping down along the sidewalk. He wiggled his butt in attempt to dance, but just looked like his butt was pulling him somewhere. "Oh, I love cookies! Yes I do! I love cookies, how 'bout you! I'll eat cookies, today and night, and I'll eat cookies.. uhh.. more tonight! Oh my cookies are so fun, they're so fun for everyone! I hate Sonic, yeah, I do... and I'm gonna put him in my stew! Wheee!" he slid along a nearby rail, then fell. "DAMNIT!"

Charmy had been flying around at that exact moment, and saw Shadow lying there in pain. Then he saw a box of cookies next to him and decided to head for those, "YAY! Today is my lucky day!" he quickly grabbed at the box.

A hand shot out and grabbed the box before he could fly off with it, "You touch my cookies and you die." Shadow got himself up, still holding the box.

Charmy tugged at the box, "Hey! Finder's keepers, loser's weepers!"

"What're you talking about! They were still in my sight! It doesn't count when I don't actually lose it!"

"Too bad! They're mine now, so buzz off!"

"Oh, bite me, I spentSonic's hard earned cash on that!"

They both dropped the box so they could get in a big ol' fight. Shadow swung a few punches and successfully hit, but then got a taste of Charmy's stinger. This'll really go on for a while, so let's skip the detail and go to Sonic and them.

"This sucks. Again." Sonic flew back and sighed. He also got his quills stuck in the ground, so he spent his time flailing his arms and legs around and crying.

"Nutmeg." Knuckles sighed depressingly.

Mighty raised a brow at Knux, "Are you addicted to crack or something?"

Knuckles gasped, ran to the couch, and buried his face in the pillows. Now Mighty has two crying babies to try to settle down!

"Great." he got up and smacked each of them on the back of the head, "SHUT IT. NOW."

Sonic and Knuckles sat there sliffling like crazy. That's when Shadow and Charmy came crashing through a window and onto Knuckles. They both had a hand on the box while they continued to fight.

"Argh! Give it back, you stupid bee!" Shadow bit one of those antenna things Charmy has.

"Ow! No! Give it to meeee!" Charmy continued to try to sting at Shad.

Mighty got a grasp on their faces and pushed them apart to get in the middle, "Hey! What the fuck is going on here!"

Shadow was trying to reach over to the box, but was couldn't do it because Mighty was just too strong. "I bought a box of cookies to save me from hunger, fell, then this little flying freak came up and took my box!"

Mighty looked to the other side of him to see his old friend, "Charmy? Why the hell're you trying to steal something?"

Charmy also tried to get past Mighty to get the box, "Well, I just found them there, and I wanted to eat them!"

"But that isn't what a member of the Chaotix does!"

"No, but it's what Charmy does!"

"Come on, Charmy, just let Shadow have the box. I'll buy you your own."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"With mint and honey and stuff?"

"Sure."

"Okay!" Charmy pulled back and gave the peace sign to Shadow, "Sorry man! I'm off!"

Shadow ignored his apology and just shot through to the cookies, then ran to a corner and ate the whole box. "Pigmy son of a bitch."

Mighty waved to Sonic and Knuckles, "Well, this is already a goodbye, so I'll see you bitches in hell."

Charmy stuck out his tounge, "Yeah! In hell!"

Mighty slapped Charmy, "Quiet, you." and with that, they were gone.

Sonic wailed, "Why hasn't anyone noticed that I'm still stuck to the ground? AHHHHH!" he tried to run as fast as possible, but that only got his body to rise in the air. "Nyeeeeh...!"

Knuckles' body had sunken halfway in the couch, no one noticed that, either. "I'd help you out, but I'm stuck and overly emotional at the moment." he sighed, "And I just remembered about the cat that I accidently killed! OH GOD!" he cried and cried and.. cried.

Tails decided to pick that moment to enter the room, "Hey guys! What's goin' on?"

He got blown back by the three screaming at him, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE." and unfortunately, the force was so strong that he smacked into the wall like a ton of bricks and died on the spot.

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There. xD A reviewer, whom's name I can't remember at the moment, gave me a small idea on what to do with this chapter. Said somethin' about Charmy stealin' Shadow's cookies or something. But, well, I thank you for that, guy!

I honestly couldn't think of what to do with this specific chapter, but it did make the time go by a bit quickly.