Hedgehogs, Echidnas, and Foxes! Oh My!

By the Great Noma

Okay, people. By now, I have completely forgotten the storyline, and have gotten too lazy to go back and read it. Which is downright pathetic... anywho, since this story is already fucked up, I don't need to worry about keeping up with what happened last. And I think I got a bit more creative, so I should be able to come up with something good... SONIC AND ALL DA CREW BELONGZ TO DA SONIC TEEM PLZ.

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If something happened last time, forget it. Sonic, Knuckles and Shadow had all developed ADD, and spent their time running through fields. They picked flowers and threw them at Knuckles, who sat down and started crying 'n flailing.

"The flowers! THEY BURN!" he continued weeping.

Shadow turned around and quirked an eyebrow at the red freak, "...What the hell? NO. They do not. I'm the dark and evil one, you cannot act like good hurts you!"

Knuckles blinked, "But I was technically a baddie a few years ago..."

Sonic stopped and sat down to ponder, "...Yeah, that was weird... that was around the time when people kept taking control of my life, and forced me to run... but I got back at those bastards..." he started rubbing his hands together with an evil look in his eye. He was referring to the fact that sometimes, he gets caught in a glitch and falls through the floors that don't have holes... y'know?

They then just sat for about forty-five minutes, smiling and sighing... except Sonic, who kept making evil faces. Until, randomly, a space ship came down and crashed hard about five feet away from them. Shadow hid behind Sonic and started crying, up until Sonic slapped him. They walked over to the shuttle to see three mutants laying limp inside.

"OH MY GOD, CHICKEN!" Knuckles hopped in and began gnawing on the grey mutant's arm. It regained conciousness quickly, and looked down at Knux for a couple seconds before punching him away.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" it yelled, making Knuckles get teary-eyed.

"...You look like a chicken." he whispered.

The thing stood up, making itself quite a bit taller than Knuckles. "I'm no stupid chicken, idiot. I'm an albatross. My name's Storm." he said, pounding his chest and smiling in admiration of himself. He pointed to the other two freak shows, "Those are my unconcious friends, Jet and Wave. Together, we make the Babylon Rogues!"

Jet jumped up and grabbed Storm's beak, "You son of a bitch, you don't get to make introductions for us! Only I do!"

Sonic stepped in and started to inspect Jet, "You... look awfully familiar... like some other existing character that most likely won't be mentioned again... because making new characters is apperantly better than bringing back the classics..."

Jet eyed Sonic before pushing him away, "What the hell 're you talkin' about?"

Sonic looked at him dumbfoundedly, "...Err, what?"

"You just said something about old characters..."

"...I did?"

"...I'm pretty sure I did, unless I'm going insane.."

Sonic smiled brightly, "You're insane! Yeah! Most people go there when we're around!" he grabbed Shadow and Knuckles and hugged them very tightly.

Wave decided to step in, "Whatever... do you think you guys could help us? We don't know where we are, and..." she began saying before being interrupted.

"SAYYYYY... you're Sonic the Hedgehog, aren't you?" Jet jumped ontop of Wave and started going, "I hear that you're supposed to be all fast 'n shiz! You don't look fast! You just look retarded. I bet you go at a snail's pace compared to me, 'cause I'm Jet the Hawk! I'm the fastest there's ever been on a ghetto little hoverboard! Worship me! If I started a running race against you, I'd fail miserably, 'cause I don't know how to use my feet! I gotta use a board! I don't even know how to walk, look!" he shifted his leg out to start walking and automatically fell forward, slamming his beak in the floor and getting it stuck. Knuckles and Shadow pointed and laughed.

Sonic stood above him, "Dude... you're gay. Totally and completely gay. I don't even wanna race against you, 'cause your stupid, ugly face pisses me off so much..." he gave Jet a long, cold stare before he suddenly snapped and started smiling, "...What just happened?"

Knuckles stared at Sonic, "...I don't even know..."

Sonic grabbed Knuckles' and Shadow's wrists and walked out the door, "Well, it was nice meeting you, but you guys are boring! Bye bye!" he started skipping, Shadow looking back and giving them the finger. That was the last they'd seen those stupid birds... because the birds ended up getting in another, this time fatal, crash and went to hell, where Chris was waiting for them.

The trio then decided to spend their time at the grocery store, because Shadow recently ate all the food that Knuckles had at his house. Sonic was walking through the isles, pushing over random cans of soup and boxes of cereal that he looked at. Shadow was in the vegetable area spitting on everything, because he absolutely hates veggies. Knuckles was eating his body weight in fruit, because it was there and he hadn't eaten in eight days. When the workers saw this the three were automatically kicked out, leaving Knuckles without anything to eat in the future. He noticed that Shadow had a box of cookies and quickly ate the entire box, spitting rabies at Shadow, whom beat the living hell out of him.

Amy just happened to walk by and saw Sonic, so she grabbed him and ran at top speed. Shadow screamed and used Chaos Control, then ran up and began beating Amy's head with a metal baseball bat. Yeah, this whole part is pretty random and has nothing to do with the story, but still. It's fucking Amy for crying out loud.

By the time Shad was finished, Sonic and Knuckles had already gone home. He realized he was all alone in the city, next to a corpse, and so he fell over to start crying.

A policeman happened to drive by at that moment, stopping to look at the crying hedgehog, "You okay, son?"

"I... I don't know... I'm all alone and scared..." he wrapped his arms around himself and acted like he was cold.

The policeman looked at the corpse, seeing that it was Amy, and continued on with the conversation. "I see... well, would you like a ride home?"

Shadow sniffled and nodded, so the policeman opened up the door and let the hopping Shadow in.

"So... where do you live?"

Shadow was messing around with buttons, giggling like a toddler, "I dunno!"

"...How could you not know? You gotta live somewhere..."

"Oh, I know. I just forgot where it is."

"Well... what's your name?"

"Shadow the Hedgehog... I think."

The policeman stared, "Hey, you're that son of a bitch who went on a killing spree last year, aren't you?"

"Yeah... but I also saved the world, remember? All by myself, too!"

"Oh yeah... nevermind. I was gonna have you arrested."

"...You can still do that, y'know. I kinda killed Amy back there." he smiled brightly.

"But nobody cares about Amy... even though... it is a murder... Yeah! I'll get a promotion! Shadow, you're under arrest!"

Shadow squealed and clapped, "Yay! Do I get a prize?"

"Sure! You can have these chained bracelets!"

"Oh boy! Gimme gimme gimme!"

The policemen handed Shadow the handcuffs, who put them on instantly. "Oooh... how do I look?"

"Like my ticket to fame..." the policeman laughed evilly, speeding off to the police department. By the way, I'm getting tired of typing policeman, so I'm gonna start calling him Frank.

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I hope you guys like this... It's obvious I haven't written my story in a while... Man, I apperantly like making Shadow the center of attention. BY THE WAY. I'm deeply considering putting a certain new hedgehog in this story... if y'all don't like it, tough shit, 'cause I like him a lot.

...And now you guys know... I hate the Babylon Rogues. xD