Note: Updating… everyday… I guess two years of not being on fanfiction gives you a lot of ideas… too many… losing brain capacity…

Disclaimer: Let's put it this way, if I owned Sonic and co., Sally Acorn would never exist and neither would Chris.

10TH ANIVERSARY EDITION! (It's pretty much just gonna be long. Like 6 pages on Microsoft Word long.)

Sonic was relaxing in the sun and drinking lemonade. Things were much more quiet now that Aries was gone. Well… somewhat. He could still hear the screams of Tails behind him. This is pretty much what he heard.

Tails: AHHHH! SONIC! SHE'S BACK! GET HER OFF ME! HOW DID YOU GET ON THE CRUISE?

Amy: Don't worry Tails, I'll get her off!

Tails: AMY! PLEASE DO IT QUICK!

Amy: I'm trying!

Tails: PULL HARDER!

Amy: I'm trying to- AHH! NOW SHE'S HUGGING ME!

Tails: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Sonic didn't bother turning around. He just wanted to relax, and have no problems to deal with for once.

Suddenly, he felt himself getting picked up. He looked up into the face of Bowser.

"YOU GOT RID OF MY ARMY RECRUIT!" he yelled.

"Well, why didn't you take him in the last 4 chapters?" Sonic yelled back.

"Because… SHUT UP! I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL OK?"

"Put me down!" Sonic yelled, getting impatient.

Bowser threw him in the water.

Sonic rose up to the top.

"Hey, big and ugly! I can swim!" Sonic yelled.

Bowser got angry.

"I'LL KILL YOU, SONIC!" Bowser screamed.

"Geez, it was just one-"

"I DON'T CARE!" Bowser growled.

Bowser's horns grew longer, his spikes on his shell grew pointier, his shell turned blue, and his body grew large. His eyes glowed. He grabbed Sonic out of the water.

"PREPARE TO DIE, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"

-Space colony ARK-

Eggman had all the chaos emeralds. He examined them. Something looked strange. They were oddly transparent.

"Oh well. Prepare to be destroyed Station Square!" he said with an evil laugh.

He put one chaos emerald in the Eclipse Cannon and set it to fire on Station Square.

"3, 2, 1, 0!" Eggman yelled as a small green beam shot to Earth.

"Robotnik!" Kyra yelled through a walkie-talkie to Eggman.

"What? Don't you like the Egg-talkies?" Eggman replied.

"NO! AND YOU DIDN'T HIT STATION SQUARE!"

"What?"

"YOU MISCALCULATED, DUMBASS! YOU HIT SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!"

"BLAST!" Eggman yelled, slamming his fists against the wall.

-The cruise-

Sonic closed his eyes. He heard a giant explosion and started falling. He opened his eyes to see Bowser get fried by a giant green laser blast, which destroyed half of Rainbow Cruise.

He landed in the water, and watched as Mario characters flew out of the sinking cruise.

Rainbow Cruise was gone.

Sonic swam around and rounded up Amy, Tails, Shadow, Cream, and Knuckles.

"Shadow! We need you to Chaos control all of us somewhere else!" Sonic ordered.

"I-I lost my emerald!" Shadow cried.

"There it is!" Tails yelled, pointing to the green emerald, floating on the water. Shadow quickly swam over to it and raised it up.

"I FOUND YOU, BOBBY!" he yelled.

"You named your emerald?" Sonic said.

"So what? I-"

A metal claw grabbed the emerald out of his hand. It was the Floating Egg thingy that Eggman always goes around in. Only inside it was a black echidna.

"It looks like that fool, Robotnik, actually did something right for once!" she said, grabbing the emerald.

Knuckles saw this as an opportunity.

"Hey, sexy! Why don't you chill with Da Knux Man?" he said with a grin.

"What did you just say to me?" Kyra said, glaring.

"I said, why don't you chill with Da-"

The metal claw picked him up and threw him.

"Anyone else want to say something retarded?"

Silence

"Good." Kyra grabbed the other 6 emeralds she had in her possession. They started spinning around her. Finally she started glowing. "I have work to do." She said, flying off in another direction.

"That was weeeeeeeeiiird." Tails said.

Knuckles swam up.

"She's hot!" he said.

Everyone looked at him funny.

"Well, we better go look for an island." Sonic said.

-5 hours later-

The sun was setting and the Sonic Team finally found an island. It was so small that there was hardly any more room when they all got on it. All it had was a coconut tree.

"We better get some rest." Tails said. "Tomorrow we have to-"

ZZzzZzzZZZzzzZzzZzzZZ

"Ok…" Tails went to sleep.

-the next day-

Everybody woke up at the same time, because they're magical like that.

"LOOK! ANOTHER CRUISE!" Cream said. She pointed in the water. There was a regular cruise in the distance.

Everybody started waving at it and yelling, "Over here!" After a while a small motorboat started driving towards them.

"WE'RE SAVED!" Cream yelled.

All of a sudden, a giant shark popped out of nowhere, grabbed the motorboat in its mouth, flung it around until the driver flew out, and ate the driver. Then it went back into the water.

Everyone stared for a while, as the cruise sailed past.

"…Well, we better go get that motorboat." Sonic said.

"I'll get it!" Knuckles said. He swam over to the motorboat and drove it back to the island.

"I'm hungry!" Tails moaned.

"Yeah, me too." Amy said.

"Hey, Knux! Why don't you try to find some other islands? Go see if any of them have coconut trees." Sonic said. "For now, we'll have to split these two." Sonic pointed at the two coconuts in the tree on the island.

"Got it!" Knuckles said.

The Sonic Team split the two coconuts and were eating them when they noticed things in the sky.

"It's the Egg Fleet!" Tails exclaimed.

"Eggman must have rebuilt it!" Shadow said. "What's that big ship in the middle?"

"That looks like the Egg Carrier!" Amy said.

"How did Eggman build all this?" Sonic wondered. "It would have taken him months!"

"It's only been 1 day since we last saw him!" Tails pointed out.

"Is that the Death Star?" Shadow asked, confused.

"No, that's the Death Egg."

"That is so stupid!"

"I know," Sonic said. "But there's nothing we can do about it. We're stranded."

Everybody looked down.

"At least we get to swim!" Cream said, cheerfully.

Shadow slapped her.

"OWW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Cream said crying.

"You really need to shut the hell up." Shadow said, coldly.

"Shadow, now's not the time to be an asshole!" Sonic said.

"Oh yeah, we're only stranded on an island with a scarce amount of food and our food delivery boy hasn't come back because he's probably lost! Now is the time to be happy!" Shadow yelled.

"Speaking of which, where is Knuckles?" Amy interrupted.

"He should be on his way! For all we know, he could probably find sea-pizza! He's that good of s treasure hunter!" Cream said, trying to lighten things up.

Sonic slapped her.

"I WAS TRYING TO LOOK ON THE FUCKING BRIGHTSIDE! BUT NO! YOU TWO ARE ALWAYS LOOKING ON THE GODDAMN BAD SIDE! FINE! IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANNA BE, THAT'S THE WAY I'LL FUCKING ACT, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" Cream yelled. She started beating the shit out of Sonic and Shadow.

-5 minutes later-

Sonic and Shadow were lying on the ground in pain.

Tails walked up to Sonic.

"YOU GOT BEATEN UP BY AN 8 YEAR OLD RABBIT! HAHA!"

Sonic kicked him in the stomach.

"LOOK! KNUCKLES IS BACK!" Amy yelled, pointing to the motorboat that was riding towards the island.

The motorboat pulled up to the island. Sonic ran up to it.

"Did you find anything?" Sonic asked.

Then he looked into the boat. He saw red.

But not the red he wanted to see.

"Were you expecting, maybe, Knuckles?" Aries asked with a smile on his face.

OOOH! PLOT TWIST! Fan characters are coming in the next chapter, but I would still appreciate some. REVIEW PLEASE!